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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
mine happens to be the OJ comedy tape bit. how about yours?

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
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I liked the OJ Simpson 911 call..."Anyone have any weapons??...No NO NO" lol

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 4:52 PM      
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I Still remember the Jim Brewer ad for "The Sharper Image Roller Scooters". I Think that was their best bit ever.

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fatty chopped meat
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sephiroth that was an awesome one >> then there was the john rocker bit too

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
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I may be alone here but I liked the whole Sex for Sam contest. The premise was hysterical, and the fallout (A certain helper getting the axe) was epic.

I also enjoyed the Homeless Shopping Spree

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
all i gotta say is....

"This is Big dick insidya on CBS - FM!!!!!"

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
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Any bit that starts with "Teen"



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
its so hard to pick just one. every time i hear ant doing oj's voice, i laugh my ass off. the cbs fm bit was classic. i also loved the first mike tyson bit when he was in london.


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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I love anytime Anthony does Mike Tyson.

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Definitely anything O or J, Don West, Louie Anderson, and Reagan. F'ing hilari-ass.

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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I think the blue tarp with ice cream lesbiens was a high ranker. And of course, Al Roker at the sushi bar. Any Spaz week in review also rates. What a dumb fuck!


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toadie
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I agree with Sephiroth. For me, nothing yet has outdone Breuer's scooter ad.
I needed a nap after that one. ;)



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Mike tyson raggin on kegger nicky,and drunken charlton heston kill.



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
-brewer sharper image add
-4 hour buffet challenge
-brewer rocker..."wanna see how fast i can throw a ball!?!"



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
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i am quite fond of
-oj.com
-opies grandma
-brewer sears days
-brewer sharper image ad


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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
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The Frank Caliendo bit & CBS FM have to be the funniest bits


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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Funniest bits Caliendo, Breuers sharper image ad, and Psycho mark going off on Marion "Filthy Whore"

melanie
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
funniest Bits:
1. ex mother in law
2. opie's grandmother
3. Mike Tyson
4. Ronald Regan
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posted on 04-03-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
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The CBS FM bit is tops for me - I remember hearing it on my way home from work, took the ferry home to staten island, only to find out that the trains weren't running, so I had to hop a bus ([sarcasm]which made the commute home all that much better[/sarcasm])...so I'm in a pissed off mood, and Ant's going on and on..."harry Snatch with ya..." - had me hysterical the whole way home. I managed to get it on tape during one of their "worst of" nights (D&M walk-off week). Once I figure out how to get in onto my PC, I'll make it available for whoever wants it.


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posted on 04-03-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
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posted on 04-03-2001 @ 6:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
When Anthony does Bill Clinton , Mike Tyson or
Dice.
Cant wait for Monday...bored without new O & A stuff.

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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I forgot how funny the "And now, we leave you with the sounds of..." thing was. I was crying when I heard it again. I think that might be my favorite.

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posted on 04-05-2001 @ 8:12 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I think we're forgetting one of the funniest, most patriotic gags ever pulled, which would have to be the bottle rockets from Rose's cooze. ROSE IS STP!!! Anthony alone screaming "Kawalski, I've been hit!" was enough to cause me to drive my little sports car into the abutment... One of the greatest moments in this cuntry's history.

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posted on 04-06-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
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I loved the Titanic thing, with Celines Camel Toe and the Iceberg and the Ship that is wnew.




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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 6:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
HERE ARE MY FAVORITE 10 O&A BITS OF ALL TIME

1)JIM BREWER /SEARS DAYS, RAZOR ROLLERBOARD SCOOTER LIVE READ, AND WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DAYS OF BEING THE KID NO ONE WANTED ON THEIR BASEBALKL TEAM IN JHS.

2) MIKE TYSON AKSING THAT DUMB ANNOYING SQUEAKY VOICE BITCH NIKKI FROM WE DELIVER KEGERS IF WE CAN SEE HER TITS.

3) MAKE NIKKI CRY

4)BLACK EARL FROM THE FUTURE/24NIGGAWATTS

5)MIKE AND THE MAD DOG

6)DON IMUS

7) TEEN WEEK 1-3 ALL OF THEM WRE GREAT ESPCIALLY #
2 THE BUS WITH RICKS FAMOUS LINE "THIS IS LEGAL ISN'T IT"? AND OF COURSE EVERYONES FAVORITE
EX-EMPLOYEE PYSCHO MARK CALLING FROM THE BACK OF THE POLICE VAN TELLING EVERYONE THEY DID NOT GET MY WEED.

8)OL'DIRTYS ODO #1 FROM THE OLYMPICS

9)THE SPAZ WEEK IN REVIEW/ THE GIANT MOSQUITO

LAST BOT NOT LEAST

10)THE SPAZ RESIGNATION

WELL I KNOW THE POST IS ALITTLE LOMG BUT OH WELL
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