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TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
This is getting ridiculous. In the last month or so, we've seen a lot of newbies join our little cluster-fuck, but two (TWO!) stand out as being worthy of being here (our Drunk and our Canadian). I see a new resurgance of the "I NEED A FEED" type of thread. Well, I have an answer to this.

Any time if a newbie starts a thread requesting a feed or if they are reported by a regular (which would at present even exclude myself), they are automatically banned from the board. They are actually asking us to advertise what is inherently an illegal activity. They don't generate the electricity in their misanthropic minds to be worthy of being here.

BAN THE STUPID NEWBIES! PLEASE!! Or, YOU COULD MAKE SOMEONE HERE THE "LORD HIGH EXECUTIONER" of newbies. Just a thought.

I edited the opening phrase or any reference to the "M" word out of respect for Av8er. However, I disagree that we are self-sufficient in that we, much like our poor, beleaguered nation, will allow any old asshole in until one of them flys a plane up our ass.

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"

This message was edited by TJLamb0518 on 1-22-02 @ 9:45 PM
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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ban would be a bit harsh.mods, just delete the threads, perhaps




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TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I beg to differ. These people can't grasp the concept of a Syndication UNDERGROUND and, as such, pose a sever security risk if they were to get the needed information. I hate to sound like a cop (which I'm not), but it seems the only way to protect ourselves. Ban them before they get the information that will ultimately end up hurting all of us.

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
hornygoatweed
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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

ban would be a bit harsh.mods, just delete the threads, perhaps
Agreed - banning for that would be way over the top TJ. Some may be asking because they're simply lazy, but I'm sure theres at least one who honestly can't figure it out (and that doesn't make him am ass-f either). Deleting the threads would be better, and would probably be followed up with "why was my thread deleted" posts, which as we all know is where the "thinning of the herd" really takes place :)


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av8er
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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
TJ, please edit that thread asking for mod help....we don't need those fuckers playing in our yard.....we are a self sufficent forum down here. I'd like to see it stay that way.




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


barch97
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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Let's not be so hasty in our decisions here TJLamb.

What you all thought was insanity yesterday was merely a simple demonstration on my part. We've been through this before and, as people in SU come and go I'm sure we'll go through it again. Yesterday I greeted a newbie with kindness and understanding. I lent a hand to someone in need. As a direct result of that action we got no less than four more newbies asking for help. (That count does not include the many that contacted me directly.)

I don't mind helping people out. And, I really don't mind newbies. What I do mind is when they get all bitchy because things didn't go their way. Which is bound to happen if they post a thread asking for a feed.

We all had to start somewhere. None of us came here an expert. Even I spent quite a bit of time here learning the ways of the board and of SU. Without help from those that were here before me I would have never made it this far.

I agree that there is a security issue. This whole thing isn’t exactly legal. We all know what happens when the wrong people get too much information about anything in here. But, this “keep it locked away” attitude only addresses the Underground part. The other half is Syndication and, if we don’t do it, who will.

For a long time now I have been assisting newbies in connecting to SU feeds off the board via e-mail and/or AIM. Many of you are already aware of this. Many of you have helped in this manner. To the rest of you… say what you like about me but, I’m doing my part to spread the virus.

There are a few things I look for in a post before helping anyone. First and foremost, an e-mail address or AIM. If they aren’t willing to trust us with their contact info, why should we trust them with our SU. Also, I do not respond to demands. If they want help, they should keep that in mind while seeking it. Ask politely and you’ll get help. And, of course, if the name is obviously female, I’m gonna do my best to make a good impression. Beyond that… well, yeah it would be great if everyone jumped aboard with a full understanding of how things work but, that just ain’t gonna happen.

So, do with this what you will but, remember the rules always apply. If it ain’t yours, don’t post it. If you want to help newbies out, be sure you get permission from the owners of any feeds or help sites before distributing them.

Also…
This forum was getting awfully slow. Luring in a few fresh newbies once in a while sure livens things up.

Yeah, what av8er said... we handle our own problems in SU



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well said....faggit.




Av8er Radio
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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Okay, banning may be harsh. Can we hunt them down and kill them with Barry Manilow 8 tracks instead?

NEWBIES, you are gonna be like Dodge running from my full gorilla might! (Obsure reference of the thread)

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
mulligan
FTP....what's an FTP? Do I know you? Are you currently employed by Infinity Broadcasting or the FBI?
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Make TJ a mod - He does not do anything else here so he could at least move threads around

Barch - YTou told me you were not Gay but you just liked to look at my ass - You LIAR


alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
how do you suggest that newbies learn the ropes if not guided by their wiser elders. What do you suggest they do??

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What do you suggest they do??



DIE!!!!




Av8er Radio
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Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard.


Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


kindredbabe
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

how do you suggest that newbies learn the ropes if not guided by their wiser elders. What do you suggest they do??

All the information is within reach...all they are asking you to do is look for it... Put forth the effort...do a little leg work yourself instead of having everything handed to you....



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Canadian Tool
I wish I still had the « barch gave me...
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Telling TJ to " Fuck off and die" in another thread isn't a good start. You said that you found what you were looking for right? How did you do that? I'm guessing that you took his advice or others, and looked around to see how things worked here.

quote:

What do you suggest they do??




Here's what I did..

1) Take the time to read some threads before posting.

2) You have a question or want to know something... use the "search" first, you'll almost always find what you need there.


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TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Okay....let's get us acouple of little things straight here.

Do I hate newbies? NO! Canadian and Tom can attest to that.

Am I asking anything that a MODERATELY intelligent person could accomplish with a minimum of trouble? NO!

Would I fault anyone for these endless requests if the information was not there for the taking? NO!

What we're talking about here is simple:

INITIATIVE: Look for it. It's the lazy person who looks at a board with as many threads as this and thinks THEIR request for information about the SU is a new idea.

THINK: UNDERGROUND is a very key word, people.

RESPECT: You'll get more flies with honey than you will with vinegar (but, remember, from me you get NOTHING! Good day, Sir!).

RESEARCH: Earn what you're looking for.

If some people would get off their lazy, ding-dong bloated asses and LOOK for information, you'd be surprised on how much easier it would be and how quickly you'd be a VALUED member of the board.


And, Mulligan, I'm hurt. Make me a mod? Where's the love, my man, that you would insult me in such a heinous fashion?

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I'm a fuck and douche bag. agreed? now lets move on to what can i do to help? what can i do to better my lowely position?? Oh and weren't you guys all newbies to. If no one new posts it will the same few, and then the virus is not truely being spread.

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm a fuck and douche bag. agreed?



Yes.

If you'll notice douche bag. Every time I post something mean to a newbie the link to MY feed is under my sig.....Like we've been telling you it's right under your fucking nose....all I ask is people LOOK.

Now you may DIE!!!




Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]

Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard.


Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Were we all newbies? Yes. Did most of us look around before saying.."Duh....hey, can you give me, someone you don't know, all this neato information? I swear I'm not a cop or with the FCC. Honest to goodness. Good gosh golly!"

You want to increase your lowly status? Streaming video of you licking live light sockets would do it.

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
Canadian Tool
I wish I still had the « barch gave me...
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Do I hate newbies? NO! Canadian and Tom can attest to that.




I'll attest to that, everyone in this forum has been helpful with me, especially Av8er... see the link below.

CRTC Free Radio

"That was your sister?...I swear I didn't know"



This message was edited by Canadian Tool on 1-22-02 @ 11:45 PM
TrAnCeFoRcE
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 3:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
LMAO... and i thought i hated newbies. Calm down TJ, what i have learn in the board is that the truely retarded newbies will never go away. They will continue to ask stupid questions and post retarded things. All you can do is ripe them a new asshole, and laugh about it later. Don't let them get to you, no worth the energy and the effort. (Trust me, i been there)

stang
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:21 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
As you can see by my post count “the lack of “. I just lurk in the background. But what ever I need can be found with in seconds if not a minute or two. Please People just LOOK and READ to find the gold. It is right there in front of your faces. It is not rocket science.
Don’t just look at the pretty pictures but read the words. To all the SU’s, Thanks for the feeds, and the protection of them. And mulligan thanks for the alleged ftp.
Some day I will find that grail. Tog



barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 9:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Streaming video of you licking live light sockets would do it.
Damn, I went to sleep too early and missed all the fun.


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Sweetnfeisty8
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

do a little leg work yourself instead of having everything handed to you....



Showing a little leg helped me!!! :D


"You don't know me, you just wish you did" Sweets :)
ImpactRadio
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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Just have them be-friend me. I can steal something, or piss 'em off somehow!






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snortin norton
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
learn like everyone else. lurk around for two months, read the threads, search for stuff that doesn't come up. you'll find it. we all did. it's like a right of passage into manhood. (or womanhood) crap, i read the threads for a couple of months before i even posted anything. you'll still be a newbie (like me) when you post anything, but at least you won't ask dumb questions.


I've decided to increase my post count, because I'm going to quit this job anyways. Why not get some status??
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Just have them be-friend me. I can steal something, or piss 'em off somehow!




Are my eyes deceiving me?...or did Tampax make teh funney?




Av8er Radio
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Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard.


Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.




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