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enyce2001
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Ladies Ihave NEVER been WOWed ever... Please post me your WOW pics PLEASE..... Or On the GSP from 8:30 to 10:00am and again at 3:30 to 4:30pm Mon-Fri.......... come on hook a guy up PLEASE Hard day at work need something to look forward too......

Snoteater
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Or you can always just look in one of other topics in this forum with WOW's already in them.





"Your Ego is a Muscle."
enyce2001
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
I could but it wouldnt be the same you know.
Being WOWed personally make a guy feel special......

And dude WTF Shhh we want to see new ones Not the same ones

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

And dude WTF Shhh we want to see new ones Not the same ones

::throws enyce $5:: go buy a playboy ;)

enyce2001
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
thats not the same either
I need real life tits I mean I can go to a web site and just look at tits but when its coming from a real life person its better you guys know what i mean

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Your chances of getting a WOW on a cold, rainy day like this are about as good as Unicron getting laid this year.....no ENYCE you're not supposed to get it.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


enyce2001
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Well Its worth a shot anyway.........
Im new to the board in case you couldnt tell

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Please post me your WOW pics PLEASE

quote:

I need real life tits I mean I can go to a web site

And a wow on opieanthony.com is like real life, but looking on the web is not? ;)

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
MYLTF, you been on a roll like butter today. Get laid last night?;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ladies Ihave NEVER been WOWed ever... Please post me your WOW pics PLEASE..... Or On the GSP from 8:30 to 10:00am and again at 3:30 to 4:30pm Mon-Fri.......... come on hook a guy up PLEASE Hard day at work need something to look forward too......

Is this the return of Unicorn?


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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Is this the return of Unicorn?



Screw the return of Unicron, I'm still waiting for your ability to be funny to return.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Get laid last night?

Let me see if I understand this - are you implying that all my other posts suck AND I never get laid? Sheesh, with only a few hours left to live how will I ever redeem myself. Oh and FYI, no I did not get laid last night thank you very much, it must be all the pent up energy that is making me funny today :) ::nudges Ken'sPen - I'll never tell::

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I'm still waiting for your ability to be funny to return



re·turn (r-tûrn)
v. re·turned, re·turn·ing, re·turns
v. intr.
To go or come back, as to an earlier condition or place.
To revert in speech, thought, or practice.
To revert to a former owner.
To answer or respond.

Hate to correct you Froy, but you are implying the Spic was funny at one time. Out of 4000 posts, i think maybe twenty were funny.

Fuck returning to funny, I would be happy if the Post Drone would post more than one sentence for once in his miserable life.

And seeing that he now used a Unicron joke, you do realize that joke has now been shoved into the fuckin coffin and nailed shut. Thanks, Teq, you roooned it yet again.


And That's The Bottom Line......


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I am Jack's total lack of suprise.






This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 10-31-01 @ 4:07 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-31-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Hang on Sean, I see a witty Brokenjaw comment coming our way...


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
enyce2001
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
GEsh All i wanted was my first WOW

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I need help from the ladies



Shouldn't it read "I need help"?


quote:

are you implying that all my other posts suck AND I never get laid?



Nope...just some of them. ;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Wookie
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Enyce, here's why you won't get WOWed:


thanx, TomPoo!



Go Diamondbacks?! WTF?!?!

Son of NYPD, our real heroes.
You may remember me from such screenames as WookiePoolParty, and GGeckoWannabe...
enyce2001
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
No thats why you dont get laid asshole

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Crap, am I going to be Wookies cut man in fight club again?
::whispers, MYLF you threw me out so fast when we were done I think I left my boxers under the sofa::

Wookie
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
No, there will be no fights with this disrespectful trash heap.
I've said my piece in 2 threads, and the best thing now would be to just watch him dig his own hole.



Go Diamondbacks?! WTF?!?!

Son of NYPD, our real heroes.
You may remember me from such screenames as WookiePoolParty, and GGeckoWannabe...
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Nope...just some of them.

Well at least it's not all of them. Thanks, I think ;)
::throws boxers to Ken'sPen::

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Thanks, I think


You're welcome, I guess




If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


veronafd264
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 1:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Isn't this what they have strip clubs for?


Thanks to Danked for the sig pic!

*Adopted by Danked*
Computers can do that?



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