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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
You know, I've wowed my share of guys, but I'm starting to wonder why I'm doing it. O&A are trying to promote to their guy listeners and I'm helping them. But they have TONS of guy listeners, do they really need more? What they need is more chicks listening! So I propose a trade off. I will keep wowing but I want something in return. Take your shirt off, whip out your junk, I don't care just show me something. I think it's only fair. Who's with me on this? Ladies of the board, unite!

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posted on 05-07-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
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Umm ok Beavis, what do you think?



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posted on 05-07-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
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This might work, but men rule the world.


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posted on 05-07-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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You wouldn't WOW me.

I say VOTE NO on this proposal!


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o&aswallow
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Give me your travel plans Belle. One good turn always deserves another.


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It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
fatty chopped meat
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

whip out your junk


2 things:

1. if you look at a light switch it will be just like me wowing you.

2. everytime i see your sig i think you are wowing me because is such a hot pic.



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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
BM... you never asked me nicely.

Swallow... thanks for your support! :)

spitfire421
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Belle, normally I would agree, but do you really want to see junk all over the place? It's not a beautiful thing :P I'd rather be wow'ed LOL

We do need to find some way to get the other ladies listening to O&A, but men will always be their main fan base...some women just don't have a sense of humor




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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 5:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Well, assuming that the junk is hard from the wow, yes, I do want to see it all over the place! Flaccid junk I can do without but a nice hard C is indeed a beautiful thing. Plus, it's not so much the junk, but the willingness to return the favor that is appreciated.

King f-tard
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I would love to show you my junk, but I think there laws against that in most states, right. Still, I would take my shirt off as a trade off, no problem there.





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This message was edited by King f-tard on 5-7-01 @ 5:23 PM
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posted on 05-07-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
That would be indecent exposure, that can get guys into trouble.


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o&aswallow
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Well, assuming that the junk is hard from the wow, yes, I do want to see it all over the place!


Ah but Miss Belle, that is something totaly under the control of you ladies. Anytime you want to see them hard, you control that destiny. It's just how cooperative we are. Lick those lips, sway those hips, jiggle those boobies and we are at attention and at your beckoning call.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Kid Afrika
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I also vote NO on this proposition.

"Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it." - Words to live by.


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Faceman
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posted on 05-07-2001 @ 5:57 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
i vote no on your proposal as well. if you want to see junk, buy a mag like we used to do before o&a :)



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This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
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Kim
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
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I vote NO on the junk - maybe if they got a cute butt they could show that instead

menudointhemorning
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 7:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
and WOYHJ (whip out your hard junk) just doesnt sound or look cool.

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 8:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I vote NO to the man junk proposal...but do think that maybe there should be some trade off....but some men should just keep it in their pants :)


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I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




ClusterF
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
has anyone considered the logistics? Ok, I think it's safe to assume that a Wow is most likely to be enountered while drving. You know how difficult that would be for a guy in motion? First, you gotta deal with belts and zippers, then you have to do the upwards pelvic thrust to get the junk high enough (not me of course, I could still manage to get myself in view from a seated/ fully reclined position LMFAO) all the while maintaining control of the car. Then there's always the posibility of junk flailing in the wind and getting broadsided by trucks in passing.

In the event of a head on collision, I would hate to think of picking tempered glass shards out of my schlong for weeks.

And finally, mine would be bound to start honking the horn by itself in trying to get the attention of beautiful passersby returning the favor.

Let's get real people... hey Belle. Run that one by O and A.. i'm sure they would be all for it. :)


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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-07-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
ok guys, ive been thinking and belle is right, there is a need for a trade off. i think its time to bring back, Anal Tuesday for the ladies. what does everyone think???? ;)



This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way

It's my way
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Tequila
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posted on 05-07-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Anal Tuesday

Wasnt it the Tuesday Night Hummer Club or are you saying you want anal from GS


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This message was edited by Tequila on 5-7-01 @ 10:14 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-07-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
it was dick, but 1 day they proposed tuesday night anal for the ladies, you should know your show trivia:)i think it was tuesday, it may have been thursday tho



This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way

It's my way
My way, or the highway
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I guessed I missed the memo about anal tues.


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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
You know people, I did suggest guys taking off their shirts. In fact, I suggested it BEFORE junk... that would be safe to do while driving and obviously isn't indecent exposure. Just wanted to know how many guys out there were willing to reciprocate in some way. Doesn't look like many. That's the gratitude we get I guess. And ladies, enough with this shy crap. It's OK to admit you like to see naked men!

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:26 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

It's OK to admit you like to see naked men!



Oh I freely admit I love to see naked men...I just think that its the men that no one wants to see naked who would be the first to show something icky :)


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




hornygoatweed23
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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Just wanted to know how many guys out there were willing to reciprocate in some way.


I'm all up for reciprocating a WOW, problem is, I don't think there would be any ladies interested. If they are, fine by me! Whats good for the goose is good for the gander, or something like that..


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