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KingChuck69
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 2:26 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
There's a new poll on my site - "Who's the worst syndicated Stern imitator?" Looks like Dopie and Unfunny are kickin' major ass in the poll!


I'M 100% NOT GAY. QUIT FUCKING WITH MY PROFILE.

This message was edited by Froy on 2-16-02 @ 11:38 AM
MatrixOutSider
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Aww, who cares anymore?

Let people listen to whatever makes them happy.


Norton's Victim
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
First off... who cares. Second, do you actually look at your site?

quote:

Who's the worst syndicated Stern imitator right now?
Bob and Tom (30) 4%

Rick Dees (11) 1%

Don Imus (36) 4%

John Boy and Billy (10) 1%

Tom Joyner (405) 49%

Lex and Terry (14) 2%

Mancow (126) 15%

Opie and Anthony (169) 20%

Walton and Johnson (3) 0%
other (30) 4%


Fag.




The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve
danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
i just went and voted for O & A. c'mon, guys! if we all vote, i know the boys can win this thing!


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
zootybang
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Jeez, my finger Is killing me. I must have hit that tom joyner button 30 times before It finally clicked over to 50%.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
zooty always ruins my fun.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!		posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:
There's a new poll on my site - "Who's the worst syndicated Stern imitator?" Looks like Dopie and Unfunny are kickin' major ass in the poll!




Hell, I dont have to go to your site to know that.

WHAT????


I have been accused of spamming members of this site. In reality, I e-mailed one person to tell her about the existence of another site. I never gave said person the URL of this other site and only asked if she would be interested. Well, long story short, she told your beloved froy and he decided that this would be his perfect opportunity to ban me for good. As usual, his reason is without merit. I think it is important to point out that they boy wonder feels that you, as members, are his possessions: possessions that are not to be contacted by outside sources. I readily admit that I sent the above-mentioned e-mail of my own volition and was not sponsored in doing so by any other outside source. This has put here to explain what froy won't explain to you. He would have you venture a guess as to what I did, and furthermore let your imagination get the better of you. I have no shame, and I will tell the truth as I always have, for better or worse. So, those of you who wanted me gone for so long, you've finally gotten your wish. Now can all have your Kid is Dead Party. And I can cry in my Corn Flakes because I care so much. This board was fun when it was fun, but man when it sucks does it really suck. Enjoy it though; it's your world now. A world without Kid Afrika

I've been here for a long time. I've seen a lot of people come and go: Mods,newbies and Veterans alike. It never really occurred to me why someone would walk away from such a tight-knit community as OA.com, but it has become painfully clear to me as of late.All of us have noticed the change, the drop in posts, the general fun gone. I remember a time where I would Log-into the board and have a sense of excitement: seeing what others have to say to my comments, taking a backseat and watching absolute mayhem unfold before my eyes, it was a great time. That time is gone now, and it's becoming crystal clear that it will never return. Many people have voiced their distain with the board, and the general response has always been "If you don't like it, leave." Well, I have decided that I have run my course, that I can go no further, and that it would be in my best interests to Leave OA.com. There has been a push as of late to return the board to some sense of its former glory, and many ideas have been proposed. However, at every single turn, it was said (and most often by Froy himself) that the board has evolved, and will never go back. As much as I hate to admit it, he is right. For me, it was always of question of "What can I do to make the board better?", but now it has been reduced to "How much fun can I have on the way down?" This destructive mentality, however fun it might seem, would only hasten the board's death. When I mention "death of the board", I don't mean a literal "404 ERROR" message, I mean that the board gets reduced to such a state that it is at best a nuisance to log-in, and at worst a bad idea altogether. At the pace the board is going at, it will happen. For me, it already has. Please don't get me wrong, I love the people on the board. However, I can no longer, ingood conscience, support a site with my patronage that is blatantly wrong. I have seen the board deteriorate to such a sad state that it is almost painful to watch. I've seen Off-Topic go from a Nut House mentality to "lets all hold hands and play". I've seen General Discussion go from Intelligent and thought-provoking forum about the Opie and Anthony show to "Lets all go to yet another Brother Joe Gig!". The Brother Joe gigs have over-taken the board functions, making all other gatherings seem stupid and trivial. I never went to the Bar 9 events to listen to Joe play, I went to be among friends. I would have gone even if, especially if, he didn't play. It truly is a sad state of affairs that GD has, for all intents and purposes, become Opie and Anthony's Spam. The "big name celebrities" post only when they have a gig to pimp, and we're all supposed to be thankful and kiss-ass? Sorry. Not my style. Never was and never will be.People have always said "if you don't like the board, then be pro-active, do something and change it." Well, I honestly tried my best. I did everything I knew, but I failed. I like to think that I made some small contribution to the board, but I can honestly say I did not. And I will not, so long as the board is run the way it is now: where originality is punished while fake-loyalty, conniving, lying and ass kissing is rewarded. Those involved know exactly what I'm talking about, so I won’t name names. Unless you dedicate yourself to these methods, you'll never get ahead on the board. I refuse to do that. I may not be popular, I may not have any sort of power, but I'll have my pride, and Pride's enough for me. In this atmosphere, not me, not anyone will change the board, so I have decided to stop avoiding the inevitable. The board will die, and no one can stop it. So long as the board runs as it is, it has no future. It pains me to say that, but I know I must. It is my most sincere hope that the site does become fun again, if not return to its former glory. However, even my fondest wishes will not let this board escape its fate. Now, it is not a question of "If", it is a question of "When". The board was in trouble, and needed new blood. When I accepted Froy's offer of Moderatorship, it was with the promise that I was being modded for the sole reason of helping to change the board. He wanted new ideas and fresh perspectives. However, I was lied to. Froy has made it painfully obvious to others and myself that the changes that OA.com so sorely needs will not be occuring, that protecting the status-quo is more important than changing it for the better.I hope that the people here can succeed where I, and many like me, have failed. I wish nothing more than the continued survival of OA.com, and the best for its posters. Hopefully, others will follow my lead and try to post interesting things, if not for the betterment of the board, then for their own personal amusement. Maybe they can find an answer that I could not; maybe they will turn the board in a new direction, one that I have failed to do. If nothing else, I hope your time on OA.com is fun, as mine has been. Hopefully, you will not have to come to my conclusion, hopefully you can find another way. I' m saddened beyond words that it has come to this, but I know my time to walk away is now. I hope I brought a smile to some of your faces, and I hope I have secured some small asterisk in the pages of history for OA.com, but only time will tell. For those of you who I have had the extreme honor of calling a "Friend", this changes absolutely nothing. You all have ways of contacting me, and I hope you still do. Those of you who have considered me an Enemy, thanks for the memories anyway. We had our scuffles, but rest assured that they all made me smile, if only for a second. I would like to leave you all with some words of advice. Stay out of the petty board drama. It is one of the main reasons the board is dying. The gossip and rumors, the lies and backstabbing hurt the board more than you can ever imagine. And if you do decide to get involved anyway, trust no one. Question everything you hear, believe even less. Question the motives of the people telling you things, question the validity of everything your told. Not everybody is a shining beacon of moral stability, in fact, only a select few actually are. Think for Yourself! Fuck the repercussions of what you post! This is what made the board great! I thought I left all that gossip shit behind when I left High School, I guess I was Wrong. Not everybody in "Authority" knows what their doing, and they shouldn't tell you how to THINK. Someone can tell you what you can and cannot post, but they CANNOT dictate how you THINK! Always remember that. Goodbye everyone, and thanks for the ride.




Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!! 		posted on 02-05-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Ok, what do I do now?
Should I...
Rant and rave? Or should I just not care?
I'll do neither, I'll just call you what your status says you are... Faggot.



As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
~George Carlin,
Napalm and Silly Putty

[Email]Filzy_metz@hotmail.com[/Email]
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 02-05-2002 @ 4:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I've got a poll of my own for the readers of this post.

Is this post spam for his site?

You know what happens to spammers. :D

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


CJMello
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 4:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Spammer! And a Troll to boot.

"Spitters are Quitters."
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 02-05-2002 @ 4:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
I've got a poll of my own for the readers of this post.

Is this post spam for his site?

You know what happens to spammers.



I vote SPAM! BAN HIM!

OAAWITE
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Don't bother banning him. At least everyone knows who he is and can summarily ignore his posts. If you ban him, he'll just come back (again) with another screen name and post all the same points again.

I just say we do this.....






DaJack
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 8:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Eat a Big Bowl of Ass Fuck, Kween Chuck!!!

ps. Chuck and Fandick DO NOT SHOOT HOT LOADS IN MY MOUTH-They're both FULL OF SHIT.



This message was edited by DaJack on 2-7-02 @ 8:18 PM
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 02-07-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I've got a poll of my own for the readers of this post.

Is this post spam for his site?

You know what happens to spammers.



This week's quote : A true hero is master of all manner of tools - whatever suits his needs. The power known to you as "Excalibur" is, in fact, only the burning echo of your very soul...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

Ha Ha! Made you look, hammer!!


KingChuck69
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 1:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Well, well, well.... Looks like Duh Jack ain't well-liked by the O&A crowd either!

chuck69.com
mb.chuck69.com

I LOVE GOOD PUSSY
DaJack
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Hey Chuck, or as Sgt. Filzy calls you, Queen Charlene69, here's THREE words for you:
FUCK OFF FAGGOT.
And as posted on your Beeotch of the Day, you got George W. Bush listed as one of your recipients.
Well, of course you're going to call Mr. Bush a Beeotch because you're an unemployed bum, and your Butt Buddy Bill Clinton supported worthless unemployed fucks like yourself at the expense of hard working taxpayers like myself and all the O&A Fans, including Opie and Anthony themselves.
Chuck, it's time for you to stop bitching about other people who have nice things that you don't have. The reason those "beeotches" have nice things is because they do one thing that you refuse to do: WORK FOR A LIVING......

OPINIONS are like ASSHOLES-Every Human OWNS ONE..
DaJack
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
One more thing, Queen Charlene69:

KEEP ON SUCKING THOSE COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPINIONS are like ASSHOLES-Every Human OWNS ONE..
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I'm entitled to 1000 votes...right?

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and the Ree!

I am the darkest storms…

I am the ultimate rage…

I am the bleakest future…

I am the man in the shadows!
KingChuck69
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 4:04 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Wow, judging by that last post, O&A fans ARE gay!

BTW, DuhJack, I do have a job, and I work a normal work week, thank you. It's not my dream job, but I'm working on moving to Detroit and getting my dream job there.

As for GWB, if he spent more time trying to help the sagging (sagging, as in most female O&A fan's boobs) economy and catch Osama bin Laden, rather than kiss CEO ass and spend 33 million taxpayer dollars more on the FCC than last year (now commissioner Michael Copps wants the media to clean up by Easter), he'd get my thumbs up. He's like his father - during the Gulf War, the economy sucked, and his approval rating was sky high. Then, the War ended, the ailing economy was the headline, and Bush was elected out of office. I feel that's one reason Bush doesn't want OBL caught - so he can get reelected. However, I ignore the conservative asskissing, and I will vote Democrat in 2004, even if Al Gore or Hillary Clinton is the choice.

chuck69.com
mb.chuck69.com

OPIE AND ANTHONY SUCK, AND STERN WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING OF ALL MEDIA. I'M NOT GAY, AND THE IDIOT WHO FUCKS UP MY PROFILE EVERY TIME I POST CAN SWALLOW DUHJACK'S MAN LOAD FOR ALL I CARE.
DaJack
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
No Chuckie Girl, O&A Fans ARE NOT GAY.
The post is simple-it's telling YOU, Chuck, to KEEP ON SUCKING THOSE COCKS...........
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Dopie and Unfunny are kickin' major ass in the poll!


Who?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

BW
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
UNLIKE CHUCK, US O&A/W&J FANS ARE EMPLOYED, AND HAVE PERFECT JOB SECURITY. THAT'S ONE GOOD THING. CHUCK IS A YOUNG PUNK WHO HAS EMPLOYERS TURN DOWN BECAUSE HE'S YOUNG AND PATHETIC. IF I WERE HIM, I WOULD STOP BLAMING MY PROBLEMS O OUR GOOD PRESIDENT, AND GO BACK AND FINISH HIS EDUCATION. IN HIS CASE, HIGH SCHOOL.

IF YOU LISTEN TO STERN, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE 90'S.
KingChuck69
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 4:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
1) I graduated high school in 2000. I also went to a crappy-ass trade school for a year. There SHOULD be something for me, BUT NOOOOOO....

2) The 1990's ended two years ago, so wake up and smell the 21st Century, Butt Wipe.

3) I'll say this again. The guy who runs this joint is the one who puts these stupid messages in our profiles. 'Nuff said....

chuck69.com
mb.chuck69.com

OPIE AND ANTHONY SUCK, AND STERN WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING OF ALL MEDIA. I'M NOT GAY, AND THE IDIOT WHO FUCKS UP MY PROFILE EVERY TIME I POST CAN SWALLOW DUHJACK'S MAN LOAD FOR ALL I CARE.
Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!! 		posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Chuck, thank you that useless piece of info, Faggot.
Do you think we care about your life, Spammer?



As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
~George Carlin,
Napalm and Silly Putty

[Email]Filzy_metz@hotmail.com[/Email]
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
IF YOU LISTEN TO STERN, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE 90'S.


You didn't help the anti-stern argument much there, good try though.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.



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