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surehappyitsthursday
I'm smaat!
While the rest of the mods on here have calmed down over the last few months, one (Me!) has risen to the top of his class - with banning, and holding grudges, and being a whiney little BITCH (Me, Buttmunch!!!11!). (Look at how much I get under this guy's skin!)
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
"Don, do you have something you'd like to say?"

"No, but I think I will waste 4 hours playing music."

"Wow! You are a shock jock."

"As are you."

"What do you want to do on Monday?"

"Play more music until they pull the plug."

"That will show them!"

"Won't it though!"

"Ha-Ha-Ha!"

"Oh, Rob!"

"Hey, what happened to Leah?"

"Oh, in the middle of this RADIO FEUD, we were able to slip her out of the back door when no one noticed."

"That is brilliant, you Silly Ass!"

"That is actually the reason we had this feud in the first place - to quickly get rid of Leah."

"But she is hot."

"Yes she is."

"Ha-Ha-Ha!"

"Oh, Rob!"

"Can I make a request?"

"Only if it's some Nancy Sinatra!"

"'These Boots Are Made For Walking?' Damn, you are a radio genius!"

"Yes I am."

"Is anyone still awake?"

"Who knows - who cares. We're number one in the wealthiest market in the country! We can afford to suck in New York."

"Actually, we're only number two."

"You can say THAT again!"

LATER THAT DAY, THE FEUD REACHES ALL NEW LOWS!

"Ant, I had a death in the family."

"Oh, so sorry, Op. Shame on you Don! Shame ON YOU!"

"Softball is better than bowling."

"That's right!"

"A bucket of AIDS!"

"Oh, Norton, you are so controversial! I can't stop laughing! I think I will continue to laugh nervously until the commercial starts!"

"Hey, this was a cutting edge bit - let's replay it so we can leave early."

"You are a rebel!"

"Yes I am - did I mention my Father was sick too?"

"Shame on you Don!"

"We would have loved to have come in, but I couldn't."

"That's right!"

"Is this live or on tape?"

"Who can tell? If Patty is on, it must be on tape."

"What happened to Stalker Patty?"

"We tossed her out - NONE ON US!"

"Bucket of AIDS!"

"Christ, you kill me Norton!"

"Shame on you Don!"

The suspense is just so intense!




GomeZ: Don and Mike Free Since
March 2002
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
S.H.I.T.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
surehappyitsthursday
I'm smaat!
While the rest of the mods on here have calmed down over the last few months, one (Me!) has risen to the top of his class - with banning, and holding grudges, and being a whiney little BITCH (Me, Buttmunch!!!11!). (Look at how much I get under this guy's skin!)
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Danked! My number one fan.

Thanks for checking in.

S/H/I/T/


Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
No problem. Carry on.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
CHAPTER 2 NOW!!!!

wait, what the hell are these? [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]


See you space cowboy...

surehappyitsthursday
I'm smaat!
While the rest of the mods on here have calmed down over the last few months, one (Me!) has risen to the top of his class - with banning, and holding grudges, and being a whiney little BITCH (Me, Buttmunch!!!11!). (Look at how much I get under this guy's skin!)
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
EPISODE TWO: ATTACK OF THE CLONES


(Because I don't believe in Sarcasm)



"Don, are we back yet?"



"No. Now we're playing best of."



"Wow! You are a shock jock."



"As are you."



"Are we still at war with that other show?"



"Yes. That's why we are playing "Best of."



"That will show them!"



"Won't it though!"



"Ha-Ha-Ha!"



"Oh, Rob!"



"Hey, what happened to Buzz?"



"He had to make rent money, so he's busy redesining the WNEW website."



"He is such a Silly Ass!"



"That is actually the reason we had this feud in the first place - to make Buzz quit."



"But he was nice."



"Yes he was."



"Ha-Ha-Ha!"



"Oh, Rob!"



"We are so controversal!"



"We love Howard Stern!"



"Where the hell did that come from?"



"Have I mentioned how lonely I am since my wife dumped me and sold all of my shit on e-bay?"



"Speaking of wives, look - it's my wife! She's on the phone. Should I take it?"



"Let's ask the listeners."



"Oooooh...not a good idea...let's go back to the tape...!"



LATER THAT DAY, THE FEUD REACHES EVEN MORE ALL NEW SHOCKING LOWS!



"Ant, I had a death in the family."



"Oh, so sorry, Op. Shame on you Don! Shame ON YOU!"



"Softball is better than bowling."



"That's right!"



"A bucket of AIDS!"



"Oh, Norton, you are so controversial! I can't stop laughing! I think I will continue to laugh nervously until the commercial starts!"



"Hey, this was a cutting edge bit - let's replay it so we can leave early."



"I think we are replaying it!"



"Oh...did I mention my Father was sick too?"



"Shame on you Don!"



"Is this live or on tape?"



"Who can tell? If Patty is on, it must be on tape."



"What happened to Stalker Patty?"



"You got jealous because she was becoming popular on other shows and you destroyed her like a pinball machine - NONE ON US!"



"Bucket of AIDS!"



"Christ, you kill me Norton!"



"Shame on you Don!"



"If we could talk about him, we would say that Howard Stern rules!"



"Where the hell did that come from?"



"Have I mentioned how happy I am since my divorce?"



"I still don't get the Howard Stern comment..."



"This is a taped bit, right? I can leave now, right?"



CAN'T WAIT to see how this continues...!



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