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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
A huge FU to the guy that I work with who sent me three emails last night in less than a half an hour and ultimately told me he was in love with me. Yes, the emails were sweet, but coming from the wrong person, they are nothing less than frightening. Why is it that the men you don't want seem to stick around like a bad rash, but the men that you do want flee faster than a bunch of crack heads when the cops come by? Now when I get to work on Monday, I have to deal with this freak, and hope that the emails stop.....grrrr men!




why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I believe that is called sexual harassment. Keep the emails and show them to your HR dept if he doesn't leave you alone. When you go to work tomorrow see how he reacts then take it from there. Good luck.


Why fucking bother

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posted on 08-19-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
FMFB...have you been cheating on me and kicking other guys in the shins? ;)

sorry to hear you're dealing with creepy guys-corpse is right if he doesn't leave you alone go complain to your boss.

hope ya feel better


Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


My adopted Mini-critics are ScubaSteve and drusilla.


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This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 8-19-01 @ 1:03 PM
Dan
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
When will guys like that ever learn? You're too nice and smart a woman to have to deal with that crap, FMFB.

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Dan
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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I forgot something. What you need, FMFB, is a real man who will treat you right and respect you to keep these creeps away. There are nice guys out there who won't run away from you if you have patience. Trust me.

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It's crazy I'm thinking
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Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming

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Dan
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
You know, I can't hold it back anymore. I love you, FMFB. I really do. I've loved you for a long time and I think I would be the best thing to ever happen to you. I will treat you like a godess if you give me the chance. I know you barely know me, but give love a chance...

_____________________________________________

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It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming

Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Dan are you feeling ok? You triple posted. But I do agree that FMFB is way too good of a person to have to deal with this shit...


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dan...LMAO thanks...I needed that.

I totally forgot that what he was doing could be taken as sexual harrassment, but I hope it doesn't come to that.

I know there are nice guys out there, but I think they're either all taken or gay. :)


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





o&aswallow
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
FMFB you know I'm not taken or gay :-)


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

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o&aswallow
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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And you know I have always treated you with the upmost admiration. :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
o&aswallow
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I know, I know, be more original. Dan already did this. ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
LOL OAS...thanks to everyone for making me laugh...you're taking a lot of the anger away.... :)

By the way FU again to the guy at work for writing such beautiful words that only inspired anger in me rather than being words that I could treasure.


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





GonzoStyle
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
You know we coulda settled this in private you didn't have to make this a public thing, now you made me look like a jackass like i don't do a good enough job doing that myself.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


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PatCooper
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dont worry GS something tells me it wasn't you.She isn't 12 and doesn't have a penis.



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GonzoStyle
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Dont worry GS something tells me it wasn't you.She isn't 12 and doesn't have a penis.




ooh jee thanks that gag doesn't get old even after being here year, and no offense to you i always liked ya pat this is for everyone. It's not funny and if you are gonna do it atleast use the proper age structure and don't fuck up my own jokes against me, lol. 6 year olds thanks.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

bluecarpenter
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Well, I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist. Every time I see that picture I get a stiffy. If it's you, funbags, then let me just say..."god friggin damn, you are so hot!"...If it's not you, then, well, I still got that stiffy. So thanks. And I'm sorry that dickwad is giving you trouble. When you're that hot, you gotta expect us to go a little apeshit. I apologize for the whole mess of us.

Some of us are seriously deviant and a pain in the ass. The rest of us are just horny and stupid.

Glad to make your aquaintance.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE...BUT DON'T IGNORE ME
PatCooper
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
GS dont sweat the age thing dude.I'm sure you've heard that age is all in the mind.If you want the young boy toy to be 6 and not 12 that's fine.And yes i agree that gag has run its course.But it's funny cause it's not me.lol.



Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me
Adoptee Stinqfinger




FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You know we coulda settled this in private you didn't have to make this a public thing, now you made me look like a jackass like i don't do a good enough job doing that myself.



LOL...I'm not talking about you GS...the letters you sent me were far more wonderful than the ones I have gotten from him the past few days. ;)

By the way, that is so not me in the sig pic...seriously if I looked like that, I doubt I would a) be on the board so much and b) have so many men issues. :)


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





Mr. Brownstone
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 1:11 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Why don't you "accidentally" forward those emails to everyone in the company?





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mrbungle
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
FMFB, guys like that give nice guys a bad name...I hope everything works out okay for you, I'm sure it will...

The only thing is, talk to him first...sexual harrassment seems to get thrown around more and more, and it's gotten to the point that you can't say anything to anyone for fear that it could somehow be construed as harrassment...tell him you don't want that kind of attention from him, and whatever else you want...if he continues, screw him, he deserves to get fired then...just don't crucify him without a trial, y'know?

And besides, you're adorable, you shouldn't be having guy problems!


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ButchDoink
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Uhhh, thanks for the compassionate insight mrbungle. Get a job, and stop giving advice to FeelMyFunBags, ok?


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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
who asked you butchdyke? i suggest you shut the fuck up.



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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ButchDoink, why does every post you have say something about a "job" and bash people. Get adopted, its in General Discussion it will help you on the board.

You are being watched.


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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Butch...this thread is supposed to be about ME don't come stealing my spotlight.

What about my needs?! :)

By the way, you're an asshole.


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey Butch...this thread is supposed to be about ME don't come stealing my spotlight.

Attention whore! :) lol

go away butch, only i can knock over FMFB's blocks!



Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


My adopted Mini-critics are ScubaSteve and drusilla.


6 days and counting until GrkQT can host the "CLS is finally gone" party


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