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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: BIG FU TO TEASES | ||||
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| showMeTits | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 5:43 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01  | ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS LATELY IVE ENCOUNTERED HOOKUPS WITH GIRLS AND THEY TALK THIS AND THAT AND START GETTIN CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT AND WISPER THINGS IN MY EAR WHAT THEY WANNA DO TO ME BUT WHEN I TRIED UNZIPPING THEIR PANTS THEY BOTH SAID NO AND WHEN I WENT TO UNDO MY PANTS THEY BOTH SAID NO, F-U TO TEASES I WAS LIKE YOU COCKBLOCK YOUR ASS IS LUCKY I DONT BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU INSTEAD OF JUST WALKIN AWAY AND SAYIN BITCH | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 5:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Wow look at the big tuff guy.. You my friend are an ass. Do you feel like a big man because you can TYPE IN CAPS? Your lucky I did not beat the hell out of you? You are a dick. Takes a big man to threaten a women .. You fuckin tool.Go back to your trailor and and pick the shit out of your teath.  Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! Newbies No mas once again. If you are interested in being adopted AIM. OAbrokenjaw or e-mail Ovaherenow@aol.com HLJC 4 LIFE | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 5:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | I PERFECTLY AGREE HOWEVER YOU SHOULD ALSO LEARN TO USE THINGS LIKE SEMI COLONS AND COMMAS AND PERIODS BECAUSE THEY HELP YOU SPEAK BETTER RIGHT NOW YOU DONT SPEAK GOOD YOU SHOULD ALSO LEARN ABOUT APOSTROPHES ALSO YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SPEAK IN NOT CAPS I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 5:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i'm disappointed in you fez....no caps lock alert sig? hey dickhead, just because you got no game don't come here and bitch to us about it. and threatening women on the board is not the way you're going to make any friends. so if i were you i'd apologize, then put your tail between your legs and run the fuck away. and please don't forget your complimentary coffin.  Too much from the wounded But I see, See through it all See through, And see you. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | SO I WENT DOWN TO THE STORE TODAY TO BUY SOME GROCERIES FOR MY HOUSE AND ON THE WAY THERE I WAS THINKING HEY SEPH (I CALL MYSELF SEPH IN REAL LIFE) WOULDNT IT BE COOL IF SOMEONE POSTING SOMETHING STUPID ON OPIEANTHONY.COM BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUN OF IT YEAH THAT WOULD RULE AND THEN I GOT HOME AND OPENED THE FU FORUM AND SAW THIS THREAD AND MY DREAMS WERE REALIZED I WEPT WITH JOY AND BEGAN MY ATTACK FIRST I STARTED TYPING LIKE THE ORIGINAL POSTER AND IT WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUT THEN I FELT BAD BECAUSE I WAS ATTACKING A NEWBIE BUT IM GUESSING HE ISNT REALLY A NEWBIE BUT SOME TOOL WHO WONT USE HIS REAL NAME SO ALL I CAN DO IS WAIT TILL A MOD DOES A IP SCAN AND THEN THE FARCE WILL BE REVEALED !!!!!!!!11!!!
This message was edited by Sephiroth on 8-22-01 @ 6:05 PM | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | HAHA SEPH LOOKS LIKE I GOT TO THE JOKE BEFORE YOU ANYWAY DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DONT USE CAPS AND USE RUN ON SENTANCES OVER AND OVER WHICH DONT MAKE ANY SENSE I HATE IT TOO SO HOW ABOUT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO USE THE CAPS PICTURE PRETTY STUPID HUH I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm sorry, its just that when you took your pants off and I saw your little dick I just didn't want to go any further.... why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Too much from the wounded But I see, See through it all See through, And see you. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | They realized that any intelligence you have lies in that tiny, shriveled penis...try again when you reach puberty Did they laugh when you unzipped your pants, too? Maybe you should first learn to show women a little respect, fucking douchebag  So blow our mind and make it lazy Those long long days with no escaping I hold the wheel to let it go Don't wanna stop, don't wanna know If it gets you down, well just don't blame me If only we're nothing at all I have adopted graffixrulz into the School of Altered Reality[Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I was messing around with this guy and he took down his pants and I saw his microscopic penis and I was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | YEAH FEZ I COULD SEE HOW THIS COULD BE ANNOYING REAL QUICK I MEAN IT'S JUST LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO SAY THAT THE BRIGHTEST FLAME BURNS QUICKEST I AM NOT SURE WHAT SHE MEANT BUT SHE WAS REALLY OLD SO I GUESS SHE WAS REALLY SMART AND STUFF BUT ANYWAY THIS NEWBIE IS REALLY SOMEONE ELSE LIKE MAYBE CACASMOOTCHES WHO COULDNT GET LAID IF HE WENT INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH A $100 BILL HANGING OUT OF HIS ZIPPER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE WILL NEVER GET LAID BUT FEZ YOU ARE COOL AND I DONT MIND RUNNING WITH YOUR JOKE.
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| PatCooper | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | God damn this thread gave me a fucking headache. Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me Adoptee Stinqfinger | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | HAHAHHHAHAHHA THAT IS REAL FUNNY BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS TRUE ABOUT HOW THE GUY BEING SHOWMETITS WILL NEVER HAVE SEX BECAUSE HE IS ANNOYING AND HE IS A LOSER SO THEREFORE EVEN WITH MONEY HE CANT GET LAID HAHAHAHA I DONT KNOW WHATS MORE ANNOYING THIS JOKE OR TYPING IN CAPS LOCK LIKE SHOWMETITS WHO IS LIKE CACASMOOCHES YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THAT AND HE IS ALSO LIKE THAT OTHER GUY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT EARLIER WHO HAS TO STALK WOMEN TO GET LAID HAHAHA I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| Rone | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Cacasmooches??? is that you??? | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | WELL I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BECOME A 50 PAGE FLAME WAS NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST 50 PAGE FLAME WARS BUT IM REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD TO WATCH THIS STUPID FUCKING THREAD SO I WILL NOW HYPNOTIZE YOU ALL AND YOU WILL ALL FORGET THAT THIS HAPPENED MAYBE YOU WILL BECOME MY SLAVES AND SUCCUMB TO THE WILL OF MY EVIL UNDEAD ARMY BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY SO COMMENCE WITH THE HYPNOTIZING !!!!!
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| SweetAngel | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 7:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Yeah, that's the way to win over the ladies. You stupid ass. Get a fuckin clue.  Thanks to Brokenjaw for my pic (again)! | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 8:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:showMeTits = Dickie Betts?  | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 10:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | Dude, beat down a girl cause she c-teased? Dude, just go home, think of the titties ya fondled and all the nice touchy feely stuff, whack the mule, and go to sleep. C-teases are out there, but whacking the bag helps, not beating them, if you think like that go down to D.C. | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 11:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | beating a girl for being a cock-tease, is like beating a snake for slithering, or a spider for crawling. It is what they do! They do it to see what they can get from you before giving it up. It is there prostitute gene flairing up. Get over it. It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47, you'll love it. With leather? | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:00 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | And just like that, showMeTits was rescued from the barrel. Help those that need it. Join IBC.  WPP's Swiller Beer Pick of the Week: Yuengling Black & Tan, now available in New York | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I DID NOT RAED TEH MESSAHGES OF SMARTEY MANS ABOVE, BUT I WAS HOPING IT WUOLD BE A BROHTAR JERRY STORIE.... WAS IT BEIGN A BROHTAR JERRY STORIES??88 ANYONES??88 ADN I TIHNK MISTAR SMARTEY MANS IP IS BEING TO MATCH 4 OTHAR MEMBARSHIPS, NONES OF WIHCH HAVE MORE TAHN 6 OF TEH POSTS  No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!" | ||||
| saucywitch | posted on 08-23-2001 @ 6:56 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | showMeTits , did you ever think that women find your smooth approach repulsive? I'll bet you own stock in the date rape drug. Get a clue dude, you must come off as some woman hating wife beater, and you scared them off with your crappy attitude and tiny prick. Love and Kisses, Sophia | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Lord Magus, the keeper of the Jeff K flame. Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance . | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE I GUESS MY HYPNOSIS DID NOT WORK SO I ONLY HAVE ONE ALTERNATIVE LEFT This message was edited by Sephiroth on 8-23-01 @ 9:09 AM | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: LMAO@ little gonads in the rain The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army | ||||
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