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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Fu to old people driveing | ||||
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| prototype | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 4:43 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01  | Fu to the old guy going 35 in the left lane of the FDR.Don't drive if your're over 80 you f'en tool.Put him in a god dam home. Free Northern Ireland | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: or when they are driving 45 in the HOV lane on the LIE... or in the left lane on the LIE...or acctually FUCKING DRIVING PERIOD!!!!  Thank you Jolene for the sig!!! E-Mail = E-Mail Me AIM = OABaLLooNNoT This message was edited by BaLLooN NoT on 8-28-01 @ 5:42 PM | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 5:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Yea i second this FU..I got stuck driving behind Grandpa Moses today...I could walk backwards faster then what he was driving!Grrr And dont u love it when its on a two way street and they swerve from side to side so u cant even cut em off!! I cant stand that!!  When i whip my hips you slip into a trance. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 8:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Fuck you to young people trying to spell DRIVING  | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 8:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Basically, here's the general rule: If you're being passed on the right, you are driving to fuckin' slow. Move over and let the rest of us get on with our lives. And, I know there are people out there who get on their high horse and stay at 55 in the left lane as some kind of moral statement because "it's the speed limit." That's not your fucking job! Leave it for the cops, you pretentious bastards. The highways are not a soapbox. People driving too slow cause more accidents than speeders... Help those that need it. Join IBC.  WPP's Swiller Beer Pick of the Week: Magic Hat Number Nine | ||||
| Ashley the Goer | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 8:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Hey Painter- Fuck you to young people trying to spell DAMN. | ||||
| Ashley the Goer | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 8:54 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | Ooh, Ooh Painter. I found another one-quote: Fuck you to young people trying to spell YOU'RE. This message was edited by Ashley the Goer on 8-28-01 @ 8:57 PM | ||||
| Claire | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 9:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Classic bit - The "old guy in a hat driving". Does anyone remember who the comedian was that first pointed this out in that particular way? I can't. Maybe Blake Clark? quote:This happened to me, I wasn't driving. My psycho friend played Chicken with the asshole and FORCED him to speed up. Very scary, though morally correct.  Hey I'd like to daze away to a place no one has known In a state of mind I could call mine and only I could own Where I can hum a tune any time I choose and there's no such thing as time Where I can feel no pain just calm and sane what a place for one to find | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 9:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Wow 3 in one short post. Rules of the road. Middle lane=speed limit or a little above Right lane=speed limit or a little lower Left lane=Passing and way above speed limit | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 10:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: yea what he said.....:) Thank you Jolene for the sig!!! E-Mail = E-Mail Me AIM = OABaLLooNNoT | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 10:16 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | My rule is to NEVER drive behind anyone wearing a hat. It seems to cut off circulation to the brain. Also, we have to thank the AARP & it's strong lobby to prevent mandatory retesting of these old gomers!!! They say that it's age discrimination. Now I am apologizing in advance, but I also don't like to drive behind most women; they usually seem to go too slow and don't follow the courtesy of moving to the right to allow passing. DR. Buster Hymen DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
| VooDude | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 10:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Driving behind women is one of my favorite passtimes....
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| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 10:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I was on Rt 107 in Glen Cove and I was heading south to Sunrise Hwy. Now 107 that far up north is 1 lane in both directions and the speed limit is 45. I was doing deliveries and I've kinda got a schedule to keep, but unfortunately I couldn't keep that schedule for some asshole in front of me was doing 25 mph from 107 and rt 25A to rt 135. Now if you're from LI and you know 107, thats a pretty long haul. Well none the less a 20 minute ride turned into almost an hour of absolute torture. Not only that but when I hit the ramp for 135, this douche decides he wants to get on 135 also and proceeds to almost cut off the nose of my van! Never in my life did I ever wish so badly for a monster truck than at that very moment! Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- I have 2 open slots for adoption, click on sig for email | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 08-28-2001 @ 11:17 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Stolen from some hack somewhere who's not as funny as Jim Norton.
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| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 08-29-2001 @ 2:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:it's a good thing you put the usually part in there ;) i've been on the verge of writing a similar fu to people who can't drive the speed limit. i mean is 30 mph so hard to reach, someone needs to explain to these people that a car works better when you actually put your foot on the little peddle on the right. it seems i always get stuck behind someone going 20 or less, and all it does is get me so frustrated that by the time i get to the bridge i have to drive like a maniac. so, anyway, my point was that not all girls drive slow...  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com red rocket is under my supervision until 8/27 | ||||
| New Fan | posted on 08-29-2001 @ 8:36 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Im as guilty as the next person for this but old people do need to drive. Do you want to take them to pick up thier med or whatever. Instead of a 5 year liscense , they should get it for one year. And should be taught to drive in the right lanes  Forgotten but not gone(Im still here-God damn it) | ||||
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