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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FUCK DRIVERS!!!!!!ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! | ||||
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| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-25-2001 @ 9:09 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | FUCK YOU TO ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT DON'T USE BLINKERS. BITCH, I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE CAR THIS MORNING AND FUCKING BASH YOUR STUPID FACE IN. I watched her make a right turn right in front of me, and didn't use her blinker, she swerved into the other lane, then she decided to cut over into my lane and not use her blinker again. FUCKING DIE WHORE! Not to mention the other 5000 people this morning that didn't user their blinkers. THEN....just after this happened, I drive up a little further and see this other cunt swerving all over the road. I get up to her and see that SHE'S ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE!!!! Are you telling me that your life is THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT??? You can't pull the fuck over and talk if it is? Get a fucking clue. PLEASE people. I beg all of you. USE YOUR BLINKERS. And it is ILLEGAL to talk on the phone while driving.  This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 9-25-01 @ 9:23 AM | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 09-25-2001 @ 9:16 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | They are called turn signals, and apparently some models of cars don't come with them. ;) I'd like to add to this FU... FU to people who rear-end others sitting in bumper to bumper traffic. What's your fucking hurry? Nobody's going anywhere, and now you're gonna be late and your hood is smashed in. (Saw an idiot do this on the way in today)
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| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 09-25-2001 @ 10:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Hmmmmmm, I heard nothing about an accident at the Popeye's drive thru. | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 09-25-2001 @ 10:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Turn indicator? Wanna be the coolest kid on your block? Get an 'I love Froy t-shirt!' Add it to your sig today! Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 09-25-2001 @ 11:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | freakin drama queen ;-) I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes And make it go away R.I.P WTC | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-25-2001 @ 3:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I thought it was Arby's, Ken?  | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 09-25-2001 @ 6:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Boy there seems awhole lot of FU's to bad driving lately.Since we are all perfect drivers maybe we should all be the next generation of drivers Ed teachers.I for one hate these fuckers who can't signal when turning.Every fucking day you see it.The ones that really piss me off are the people who stop dead and then start to turn.If your the car behind them you just want to get out and bash their brains in.I'm in the car screaming turn the wheel and hit the gas at the same time it isn't that fucking hard. I've Adopted Jacob This message was edited by PatCooper on 9-25-01 @ 6:26 PM | ||||
| sheetbag | posted on 09-25-2001 @ 6:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | All day long i have to put up with these insane drivers. They all deserve a great big FU.. my all time favorite is the stupid assholes who watch you comming down the road for a 1/4 mile then once you are right on top of them they decide to pull out right the F in front of you. WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE THE GODDAMN TURN THE WHOLE MINUTE U WATCHED ME COME DOWN THE ROAD U F'N TOOLS  | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 4:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Here Maynard...maybe this will help :) Basic Rules For Driving In New Jersey... 1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New Jersey driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation. 3. Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered going with the flow. 4. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit. 5. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will inevitably result in you being rear ended. If you want your insurance company to pay for a new rear bumper, come to a complete stop at all stop signs. 6. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels. 7. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. New Jersey is a no-fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't have anything to lose. 8. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs. 9. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway. 10. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions and are apparently not enforceable in New Jersey during rush hour. 11. Just be! cause you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a New Jersey driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot. 12. Please remember that there is no such thing as a shortcut during rush-hour traffic in New Jersey. 13. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. 14. Learn to swerve abruptly. New Jersey is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes. 15. It is traditional in New Jersey to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes. 16. Never take a green light at face value. Always look right and left before proceeding. 17. Remember that the goal of every New Jersey driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary. 18. Real New Jersey women drivers can put on pantyhose and apply eye makeup at seventy-five miles per hour or in bumper-to-bumper traffic. 19. Real New Jersey men drivers can remove their girlfriend's panties and bra at seventy-five miles per hour or in bumper-to-bumper traffic. 20. In the New Jersey area 'flipping someone the bird' is considered a polite New Jersey salute. This gesture should always be returned. 21. When stopped at a red light, the normally one-lane road will instantly turn into a two lane raceway once the light turns green. If you have the faster car, expect to receive #20 when you beat the other car off the starting line.  And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. | ||||
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