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shagking87
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
Id like to send out an FU to a kid in my school. I like this girl, and she likes me back...so we were getting ready to hook up. Well this kid also likes her, and STOLE HER FROM ME! So im planning on kicking his ass soon, or at least just give him a punch in the face. SO FU BRIAN!
O yeah, the band Stroke 9 has a good song abpit what happened with this girl and kid. It's called "Kick Some Ass" which I would like to quote:
"So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner"
Thanks you guys rule
-Shagking87


Thanks to QuickStop for the sig
IrishAlkey
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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Well this kid also likes her, and STOLE HER FROM ME!


Well, apparently she likes him more than you.





Freedom is worth fighting for.


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QuickStop
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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 4:57 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Well, apparently she likes him more than you.

[homer voice]It's funny cause it's not me![/homer voice]

*EDIT* I forgot the the homer voice


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."


This message was edited by QuickStop on 10-1-01 @ 5:01 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-01-2001 @ 4:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
and coming next week on DeGrassi High...




Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2








This message was edited by Faceman on 10-1-01 @ 5:14 PM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I Don't Want To Wait

So open up your morning light
And say a little prayer for I
You know that if we are to stay alive
And see the peace in every I

She had two babies
One was six months one was three
In the war of '44
Every telephone ring
Every heartbeat stinging
When she thought it was God calling her
Oh would her son grow to know his father

I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over
I want to know right know
What will it be
I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over
Will it be yes or will it be
Sorry

He showed up all wet
On the rainy front step
Wearing shrapnel in his skin
And the war he saw
Lives inside him still
It's so hard to be gentle and warm
The years passed by and now
He has granddaughters

Oh so you look at me
From across the room
You're wearing your anguish again
Believe me, i know the feeling
It sucks you into the jaws of anger
Oh, so dig a little more deeply into my life
All we have is the very moment
And I don't want to do what
His father and his father and his father did
I want to be here now

So open up your morning light
And say a little prayer for I
You know that if we are to stay alive
And see the peace in every I

So open up your morning light
And say a little prayer for I
You know that if we are to stay alive
And see the love in every eye




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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
didnt i get all these replys back in june when i made a similar fu?GET SOME NEW MATERIAL PEOPLE


i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


shagking87
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
haha hilarious i know.

This message was edited by shagking87 on 10-1-01 @ 5:39 PM
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

she likes me more then him.

I bet ;)


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."


This message was edited by QuickStop on 10-1-01 @ 5:08 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
on the next dawson's creek...




Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2




Nana's Precious
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Well this kid also likes her, and STOLE HER FROM ME!



You know the same thing happened to me, damn that Brad Pitt!!!!!!


09-11-01 Never Forget, Never Forget


Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
wow this is so cute!! i have a question, shagking87 , is the 87 when you were born??

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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Well this kid also likes her, and STOLE HER FROM ME!
Yeah....ok...you just keep telling yourself that....
quote:

Well thats the funny part. shes goin out wit him cause she thinks its "cute" ....she likes me more then him.
But she's with him...and he's probably got his hand on her soft teen breasts right now...caressing her ample bosum...her perky nipples aroused by his petting... while you sit here feeling sorry for yourself, trying to convince yourself that she likes you better...



More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA


adolescentmasturbator
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You could always rape her and leave her body in a dumpster. But what the hell do I know.



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Dankarella!
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
geez, moron... i realize we're all pokin' fun, but don't pantera the poor kid. that's just plain mean.


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

But she's with him...and he's probably got his hand on her soft teen breasts right now...caressing her ample bosum...her perky nipples aroused by his petting... while you sit here feeling sorry for yourself, trying to convince yourself that she likes you better...


FN Moron, you're making me squirm in my chair you hot, sexy slut!

Also, maybe if you save her a seat at lunch tomorrow and share your rice-krispies with her, you might be able to win her back. :)






Freedom is worth fighting for.


Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

you're making me squirm in my chair you hot, sexy slut!



FN Moron?


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sheetbag
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Well this kid also likes her, and STOLE HER FROM ME!


quote:

Well, apparently she likes him more than you

See next time you have to tell her you like anal sex when she asks you!!! Then you will win her over. :)


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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:10 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Moron - you are such a cruel bastard. You know the other kid's already gotten patch right now, why are you trying to give this poor guy any shred of hope?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
VooDude
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You could always rape her and leave her body in a dumpster.

Now that's some funny shit. Do you think Gonzo might be able to add more details for the kid?
quote:

STOLE HER FROM ME!
Learning to cock-block early? Hey "kid", if your in school, I'm sure you have plenty of other tramps to choose from...


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Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey man, it's high school, rest assured, rthere are many more girls you can get with, Shag king.




There are 3 types of leaders and heroes.
Some are born leaders, some are built from the ground up by experience, and some are the right people at the right time.


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QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Hey man, it's high school, rest assured, rthere are many more girls you can get with, Shag king.

If he has to go by the name Shag King, I'm pretty sure that there arent more girls for him:)


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

If he has to go by the name Shag King, I'm pretty sure that there arent more girls for him


Cruel Quickstop, just plain cruel...






Freedom is worth fighting for.


Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
FN Moron
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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

geez, moron... i realize we're all pokin' fun, but don't pantera the poor kid. that's just plain mean.
Wha...What.... I thought we were having fun???...It's not like I asked to Fuck his GirlFriend.:)
quote:

FN Moron, you're making me squirm in my chair you hot, sexy slut!
Watch it Alkey...or I'll fold that Ear in half & seal it closed with man juice ;)
quote:

Moron - you are such a cruel bastard. You know the other kid's already gotten patch right now, why are you trying to give this poor guy any shred of hope?
I'm sorry Froy... I was just trying to lighten the blow... I mean the kid doesn't need to know that his sweet teen gal pal is letting the other guy play the four finger shuffle in her moistened meat curtians... and he definately doesn't want to hear that she took a bukakke bath from the basketball team under the bleachers...



More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA


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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Face wrote:

and coming next week on DeGrassi High...



I thought everyone had a thing for girls who say "aboot".



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When we held on to the guns

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QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I thought everyone had a thing for girls who say "aboot".


NICE!!! (that quote was in my original sig)

quote:

Cruel Quickstop, just plain cruel...
I'm aloud to tool on him...i made his sig


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."


This message was edited by QuickStop on 10-1-01 @ 10:17 PM


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