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sheetbag
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Ok, what the F is up with people fucking up shortcuts. They are called shortcuts just for that reason, not to make the trip longer. SO why is that when I take certain shortcuts on back roads there has to be some fucking TOOL ahead of me driving less then 20 MPH cause he doesn't want his little sports car bottoming out on the road???

Look asswipes, DONT DRIVE ON THE BACKROAD SHORTCUTS. Stick to the main roads then you wouldnt have to drive like an old man trying to take a shit after eating a brick of cheese.

There was one of these asshole just today. I got so pissed off I had to stop my self from slamming down on the gas pedal and smashing my truck into his BMW. You see I drive for an auto parts store out on long island, and most of my stops are all over the hamptons. So anyone who has been out here knows the traffic out here can be totally horrific. So i depend on these shortcuts everyday. But 8 times outta 10 there is some asshole in his new mercades, or BMW who just has to take the fucking shortcut, yet decides he cant hurt his little mid-life crisis toy so he drives like a fuckhead, slowing me down.

While we are on this subject, just a question I have been pondering. Is a pony tail and convertables a requirement once you hit 50? It is all i see out here.


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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Is a pony tail and convertables a requirement once you hit 50? It is all i see out here.

What is the purpose of having a convertible if you are going to have the top down but the windows up?


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sheetbag
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

What is the purpose of having a convertible if you are going to have the top down but the windows up?


So their nifty comeover job doesnt get messed up, because with it we really cant tell they are going bald!!!


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