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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 10-05-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
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I'm noticing that, aside from IkeaBoy, not too many "Stoners" are upset with the heavy footed pizza guy...
Wonder why that is?
Because I live next to a pizza place that's opened until 5 am?



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Friday October 5-- CBS: nothing you care about...NBC: Law and Order: We Hate cocks at 10...FOX: Dark Angel, Pasadena... ABC: Mole II at 8, Thieves at 9 (John Stamos is back), Once and again at 10... UPN: Baeball Yankees Vs. Tampa...WB: Sabrina the Witch premiere, Maybe It's Me (another wacky family sitcom whose title was changed from "Maybe i'm Adopted" because the adoption associated found it offensive even though it's a common saying), Reba (Reba MacEntire's show), Raising Dad (Bob Sagat plays a widowed father of young daughters)...HBO PLus Band of Brothers Marathon from 8-1:25
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-05-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
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I expect to be here for a while


while i dont know anything for sure in this world, id be willing to give you the advice that you shouldnt bet your house on that assumption.




Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2




Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 10-05-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
God HOW COULD I F UP THE BROKAW BIT


I'm going to go with "Because You're A Complete Dickhole"

quote:
I expect to be here for a while


Be careful who you date.


So How Was Phantom Of The Opera?

SweetAngel
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
After reading through this whole thread, as well as the subsequent one, here are my comments. First of all, this guy pisses me off in so many ways. That being said....

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Of course I speed it's my job to get there on time
Hmm, I have to be at work by 9:00 a.m. 20 minutes away from my house. Does that mean I should leave my house at 8:50 and drive 112 mph?

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Cops should be harassin the f'n elderly who do 25mph in a 25mph
Ahh, yes, because they are the ones doing the speed limit...that's bad.

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I ain't tryin to piss yous off.
"Yous" is not a word asshole. Didn't they teach you English in school?

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cut me some slack I'm a virgin {not sexually}
Because we care about your sexual history, or lack thereof.

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I was doin 43 in a 25
Again, let's go after those damn people that obey the speed limit. Five, ten miles an hour over the speed limit I can understand. But almost double? I'd hate to see how fast you go on the Parkway or Turnpike. You're probably the asshole that flies up behind me flashing his lights and driving on my tail.

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black 84 beatup cadillac
Thanks...now I'm getting the whole picture.

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oh I'm working at this new place because Papa John fired me cause I had to many violation in 2yrs your only allowed 2 I had 4 seatbelt, turnsingal twice.
Damn Papa John's too, for not understanding your right to be an asshole.

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i never hit anyone or anything in my life and i wont
And he's psychic to boot!

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im not a maniac drivr
What's the count now, 5, 6 tickets in 2 years? I'd hate to see the amount of points he has racked up! On a side note, glad I'm not paying his insurance.

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i'm a very pertensious driver.
I can't even figure out what that means.

On the whole, Gukes, you are a complete assfuck. You think you're above the law and you refuse to learn from your mistakes. I hope you never move to my neighborhood and jeopardize the safety of my friends and loved ones. And, I hope that the safety of your friends and loved ones is never
jeopardized by a maniac delivery guy who thinks he's above the law.

...and that's MY two cents.


Graduated from the Brokenjaw school for newbies
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
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cut a brother a break

As a Black man, be happy that ALL the cop did was to give you a ticket. It's a little known fact but Rodney King was delivering pizzas when he was pulled over.
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ALWAYS TIP AT LEAST 2-3 DOLLARS

I only give this MUCH to someone who gets my food to me within 15 minutes from at least 20 miles away.

DR. Buster Hymen
Spread Your Legs & Say Aaahhhh
Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com



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