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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
I had an amazing weekend, and all it takes is a moron to ruin it ((no, not FN Moron or fugginmoron or whatever he's calling himself this week))

Oh well, I'm off to work with my sexual-harrasment-lawsuit-waiting-to-happen boss and evil customers. Fuck this... I want my weekend back!


So How Was Phantom Of The Opera?

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Oh well, I'm off to work with my sexual-harrasment-lawsuit-waiting-to-happen boss


Something tells me it isn't his fault.



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
see, at least amy knows that nobody cares about her life...



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Shelle, if it helps, know that Balloon Not is sorry to hear that and he's here for you if you need him. If that doesn't cheer you up, I don't know what will.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Fuck Mondays

Hoohoo, Shelle, you're ripping off Jim Davis... ;)

quote:

Shelle, if it helps, know that Balloon Not is sorry to hear that and he's here for you if you need him. If that doesn't cheer you up, I don't know what will.

Goddamn, Ants, very funny! LMMFAOBWAKTBNPWHJATCTCSIHOSW!!! :)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT...
The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain.
STAY STRONG, AMERICA
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 5:57 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
what person is she today, one searching for sympathy or one searching for attention?

quote:

see, at least amy knows that nobody cares about her life...


I agree with that one. I know people don't care about my life, that's for sure!



Fuck
Bin Laden!! We'll show you a "holy-shit war"!

The Lent's offical site, coming soon!

Justin Rowe,proud citzen of New York State and the USA.
St Johns.U.'04




This message was edited by Lent on 10-8-01 @ 6:47 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-08-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
looks like someone has a case of the mondays...




Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:23 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I'm off to work with my sexual-harrasment-lawsuit-waiting-to-happen boss



You're working for foundry?


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

You're working for foundry?




Nah, she joined Mavric and JustThumbring for getting fired from non-paying jobs LOL



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Nah, she joined Mavric and JustThumbring for getting fired from non-paying jobs LOL



Ok but who is calling O&A to get us fired and who is getting the stock and who is getting their account deleted, better yet who is cumming on shelle's face?


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Ok but who is calling O&A to get us fired and who is getting the stock and who is getting their account deleted, better yet who is cumming on shelle's face?
Well, I'm not sure of the answers to your first three questions, but the answer to the last question regarding the cumming on Shelle's face would be yours truly.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

looks like someone has a case of the mondays...
damn you, i was going to post this line.



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Tueday October 9- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Juding AMy...NBC: Emeril, Three Sisters, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: That '70s Show, Undeclared (with Will Ferrell), Love Cruise...ABC: Dharma and Greg, What about Joan, Bob Patterson, Spin City...UPN: Buffy, Roswell Season premiere, WB: Gilmore Girls premiere,
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:36 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

but the answer to the last question regarding the cumming on Shelle's face would be yours truly.



You are such a whore, lol


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

better yet who is cumming on shelle's face?



[dice impression]ah na na, Who isn't???[/dice impression]




Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

Jennitalia
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Nah, she joined Mavric and JustThumbring for getting fired from non-paying jobs LOL



yeah, because he wasnt up to the normal asshole standards :)




"Like, Mother, it's my life ok...so if i want to live on a beach and walk around naked..."


This message was edited by Jennitalia on 10-9-01 @ 2:56 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

yeah, because he wasn't up to the normal asshole standards:)


I see he has you brainwashed too...





Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



Jennitalia
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Not at all, Slash
and besides, I was mental way before i met him



"Like, Mother, it's my life ok...so if i want to live on a beach and walk around naked..."
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Hey, at least he gets to keep the beemer for now.



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



Jennitalia
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Why would he have to give it up? He has a job (finally)



"Like, Mother, it's my life ok...so if i want to live on a beach and walk around naked..."
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Why would he have to give it up? He has a job (finally)


That was my point, I was being subtle, you rooond it. THANKS! :)



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
LMAO... to answer the questions

#1. My sex life is good, but no one cummed on my face
#2. I haven't worked for Foundry in a while... I was told I wasn't wanted back
#3. I will pay someone to kill my boss... or I'll do it myself.

Ahh, but somehow I'm still feelin good =)
...must be good sex.


So How Was Phantom Of The Opera?

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

My sex life is good, but no one cummed on my face
Sorry about that, Shelle, I need to work on my aim.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 8:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sorry about that, Shelle, I need to work on my aim.



Oh you were there too that night?


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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Why would he have to give it up? He has a job (finally)



How are his stock options?


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

what person is she today, one searching for sympathy or one searching for attention?


If she was looking for sympathy she would be Amy

If she was looking for attention she would be Strawberry


A DAY WE WILL NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
A NEW DAY OF INFAMY
MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH THE FAMILY & FRIENDS OF LOST ONES



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