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Mrs. Moosen
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USA
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 5:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Just a little FU to my whining niece (who is 18) and her mom.

1st the kid:
Look, I understand how much it hurts when a guy decides to "cool down" a relationship and you don't want to. I get that. I've been down that road. I even think I helped the little flag man redirect traffic on that road as it was being repaved once. I GET IT! Stop Whining about it! All you are doing by whining is driving him further away, and driving me up a fucking wall! It's Thanksgiving Day with your family... we don't want to keep hearing it over and over again! STOP! Get over it. GROW UP!

Now onto her mom:
Okay, here's the deal. We are women. We all get PMS in one shape or form. Do I really fucking need to hear about it all fucking Thanksgiving Day???? NO! I don't! I get that you have cramps, and that you don't like it. I get that you don't feel good. I feel that and often worse monthly, but I have respect for those around me, and make a concerted effort not to whine and cry about it. Get over it. It's happened before, and it'll happen again. Now I know where your daughter gets her whining streak. She's learned how to get attention from watching you over-dramatize fucking cramps! ARGHHH!

Back to the kid:
When your mother is in her state, competing for attention only makes her worse, which causes you to do what?? MOUTH OFF?? Yeah, that's fucking smart! Make a bad situation worse by trying to start a fight with a woman in an estrogen surge. I guess you're going to school to learn how to build rockets since you're so brilliant!

Finally, A sincere thank you to Flock for putting up with my family on Thanksgiving. You're a saint!

Wanna use these cannons?

IrishAlkey
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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 7:58 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Finally, A sincere thank you to Flock for putting up with my family on Thanksgiving. You're a saint!


I'd marry him if you two weren't already perfect for each other. :)
Love you guys!
And, damn these testicular cramps are acting up again... ;)






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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Just have flock show all of them the end of his $225 dollar bat as it's coming at the bridge of their noses at about 60 mph.

Just for good measure give em one on the back of the skull when they are down.





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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Ok Mrs. I got a few ideas for Xmas for these 2. For the Mom a muzzle, and a case of industrial strength Midol. Actually ya know what?? It would probably good for both of em. I also think a halo and wings would be good for Flock.

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Sephiroth
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
A $400 bat and you still a Average lower than Unicron's IQ. FU Flock!

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Shelle Bink
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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
My lord woman, you're the saint ((yes, Flock rocks too))

Hopefully next time around it won't be so bad.

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Flock of Moosen
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Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY second this FU. I never imagined that any one person could be this fucking annoying and to have to deal with two, TWO of them at the same time is enough to make you want to kill or be killed!
quote:

Just have flock show all of them the end of his $225 dollar bat as it's coming at the bridge of their noses at about 60 mph.

Just for good measure give em one on the back of the skull when they are down.

Believe me GS, the thought has crossed my mind plenty of times.

quote:

Finally, A sincere thank you to Flock for putting up with my family on Thanksgiving. You're a saint!
quote:

I also think a halo and wings would be good for Flock.

I'm no fucking saint and I don't want a halo and wings. All I want is for ONCE to have a quiet holiday where no one fucking bothers me and gets on my nerves. Is that too much to fucking ask?!?!
Can't wait to do this again for Christmas. Fucking yay! :(


"What are you speaking, German Brian?"

"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?"



This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 11-24-01 @ 3:51 PM
Raven
Portugal
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
sounds like Flock is now "Saint Flock" --- :)



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Maynard
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

niece (who is 18)

Is she hot?


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

All I want is for ONCE to have a quiet holiday where no one fucking bothers me and gets on my nerves. Is that too much to fucking ask?!?!


Umm, no. How about for Christmas, you plead major stomach virus and stay home with your wife? Or, go and drink heavily. ;)

Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Maynard asks:
quote:

Is she hot?
I don't quite look at her that way but I'll show you a pic next time you let me at those nips! ;)

Wanna use these cannons?

Maynard
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 8:55 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
You know my nips are your's for the taking. But you may have to share with Flock.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
FU to waiting until the last minute!
FU to lack of thought and effort!


"What are you speaking, German Brian?"

"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?"

Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I'd like to add:

FU for making assumptions!
FU for being inconsiderate!
FU for making what should have been a great night into a disappointing one!


Just learn to fucking stand on your own two feet! I am so fucking tired of picking up the pieces of your life when you drop the ball! Dammit! I just want you to learn to stop leaning so heavily on me/us and taking me/us for granted. You say you appreciate it, and that you are grateful for it, yet you do nothing to fix it! ARRGHHH!!!

Wanna use these cannons?



This message was edited by Mrs. Moosen on 12-3-01 @ 3:08 AM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
damn, i'm going to get a cruise for you for xmas if i have to ((no joke))


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Maynard
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
WEll, all I have to say is WOW.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 3:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

WEll, all I have to say is WOW.

I'm quite sure that's a statement and NOT a request... Right? ;)

Wanna use these cannons?

Maynard
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Of course that wasn't a request. But it would only take her a few drinks to volunteer according to you right?;-)


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.



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