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Maynard
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
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WTF is that all about. You think that because I am looking at you in a bikini (not even naked) at a bar, that you are entitled to my money??? How the fuck does that work? You need to work for your money, DANCE MOTHERFUCKER! Don't just stand there and sway your hips back and forth. You should fucking know that you are there as entertainment, not just as a fuckin mannequin. Get some moves, or find a new fuckin job.

Also....FU to skinny ass strippers. Now, I like slender women, but what's up with the heroin look? Is that attractive to watch strung out women wiggle?

Another.....FU to having tatoo's of your boyfriend's name showing. Now just what is that all about? Isn't that the LAST thing you want to see when you are watching a woman? UGH.

And yet another....FU to fat shot/massage girls. Do you really think you're going to make any money? Do you really think that men want your hands all over them? Maybe you should find a new job. Just a thought.


EDIT - I kinda fucked up the title, but it's really a "FU to strippers that don't dance".


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This message was edited by Maynard on 11-27-01 @ 9:25 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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I cant wait to read the essay NJStrawberry is gonna write when she sees this there. At least she includes dates, locations, names and details in her dossiers.

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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
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Especially when they cop an attitude and act like they're fucking bored on top of it and are annoyed that you dont have a wheelbarrel of money for them for offering you nothing.
They want to be called dancers so fucking dance already!
If you take your clothes off for a living have a fucking good body or you will starve.


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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
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Did this all happen at the same club in one night? Or is this a summary of the things you've seen during your visits? If the former is true, how does the place stay in business? But if the latter is correct, you might want to rent a movie a couple of those days. Becuase that's a lot of visits to find that many things wrong. But hey, chicks are good, I just wish I had the money to go out like that on a regular basis.

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Maynard
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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All in the same club. In the same night. Ponderous.

But yes, as you say...chicks are good. My only point is, that it is very rare that I go to a go-go bar, so when I do, I want it to be decent.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
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This is a curious thread for a boy who describes himself as a super gentleman who would never be rude or ungentlemanly to a woman..... or is that sensative pansy act just a ploy to get hurt women on the rebound?

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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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quote:

I cant wait to read the essay NJStrawberry is gonna write when she sees this



Acgtually I believe she's already written it. But it won't be published for another two weeks or so.


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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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quote:

This is a curious thread for a boy who describes himself as a super gentleman who would never be rude or ungentlemanly to a woman

It has nothing to do with being ungentlemanly. It has to do with people providing a service, and not doing their job. I never said I go into the "private rooms" or anything, I am just talking about sitting there and drinking my fucking beer, and they keep coming over and sticking their face right in front of your's and basically telling you to give them money. Well, if I'm going to give you money, then you'd better be providing a service then.

And don't get all fuckin uppity and try and knock me down Ken. I'm sorry if this doesn't happen at the gay clubs that you frequent. Go get teabagged somewhere else deek.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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quote:

I'm sorry if this doesn't happen at the gay clubs that you frequent. Go get teabagged somewhere else deek.

I don't even know what this means Maynard.
Are you saying that at the gay clubs I frequent the dancers DON'T want money for nothing, or that there are no dancers at all. If they do dance well, couldn't I get teabagged there? I'm just confused.
I just thought the DANCE MOTHERFUCKER was an odd sentiment for someone who respected all women.
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This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 11-27-01 @ 10:06 AM
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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Ken, I would have to agree with you about Virgo's. i used to work right up the road at HeartBreakers. Now maynard, its guys like you that give fellow strip club goers a bad name.

quote:

WTF is that all about. You think that because I am looking at you in a bikini (not even naked) at a bar, that you are entitled to my money???


Umm actually she does Maynard.

quote:

You need to work for your money, DANCE MOTHERFUCKER! Don't just stand there and sway your hips back and forth. You should fucking know that you are there as entertainment, not just as a fuckin mannequin. Get some moves, or find a new fuckin job.




Um Maynard are you really telling me you go there to see the girls dance? No. you are there to see a hot chick half naked. If you want dancing go to the fucking Balet.

quote:

FU to having tatoo's of your boyfriend's name showing. Now just what is that all about? Isn't that the LAST thing you want to see when you are watching a woman?


Maynard just be happy there are women out there that do this "entertanment" as you like to put it. So what she has a tattoo of her old mans name.Who the fuck cares, you aint goin home with her, and she is not going to be your old lady,so fuck it. Just becasue of the tattoo, does that make her less hot, does she not come over and talk to you or flirt with you? Heres a litle secret MAynard, most dancers are either married or have boyfriends, deal with it.

quote:

....FU to fat shot/massage girls. Do you really think you're going to make any money? Do you really think that men want your hands all over them? Maybe you should find a new job. Just a thought.



Boy you are just racking in the points today, arent you?. So know you have complaints about the Shot/massage girls too? Jesus christ. you fucking make me sick. How about this, do you really think these massage/shot girls really wanna rub there hands all over you or any other guy for that matter? Did you ever think they are just there for the money, its a job, they need to pay bills or whatever, and they must be doing something right becasue they still have a job there.

You fucking make me sick, if yoiu ever come into one of the bars I work, i will throw your ass right out the fucking door.

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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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quote:

Another.....FU to having tatoo's of your boyfriend's name showing. Now just what is that all about? Isn't that the LAST thing you want to see when you are watching a woman? UGH.



That tatoo just always brings you back to the reality that it's not just a tatoo. It's pretty much a no tresspassing sign, you can look, but you can't play on the grass.

quote:

what's up with the heroin look? Is that attractive


Yeah it's all the rage down at "The Camp" a retro strip club which was built to depict a real concentration camp.

I am sure seph will have a pic somewhere.






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Maynard
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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Now you can see why I don't go to them but once in a blue moon.

And dude, you have NO IDEA why I was there. You can think what you want about me, or about my opinions of the place that I went to, but again, they are MY opinions. Not yours. You guys can feel however the fuck you want about them.

quote:

Um Maynard are you really telling me you go there to see the girls dance?

Yes. I want to be entertained. Them wiggling back and forth doesn't cut it.

quote:

How about this, do you really think these massage/shot girls really wanna rub there hands all over you or any other guy for that matter?

I didn't ask to be massaged. In fact, that creeps me out.


Like I said, I don't go to go-go bars often, but the few times I have been, this is the FIRST time that I have had any problems with the club. You can come up with all the excuses and threats that you want to, but the bottom line is that they are they to provide a form of entertainment. And they fell short of that goal with me.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
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Ok man, I am not going to have the great debate over Dancers/Strippers. If thats the way you look at it, well then I can see your point. As you are on the outside looking in on the go-go scene I am on the inside looking out. No harm no foul.

Looking back at my previous post, there was no need for my comment about throwing you out, you never once said that you disrespected the girls to there face. My bad.

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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
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I kinda agree with Mayard on this. If you are a stripper I expect you to dance and dance well.

It reminds of a time a couple weeks ago where this fugly spanish chick with no tits cursed at me for not giving her a dollar (I was couting my money at the time, never do this in a club, they will be on you like vultures.)

It was so funny, this girl could barely get her fat ass up the pole and the DJ guy pratically had to beg us to tip her.

(I was thinking about giving her a buck for her to get her ass of the stage)

I know it's cruel but these chicks are not entiltled for a damn dime. They must work for it. And if you don't have the goods either buy you self a pair of tits and redo your hair or dont strip at all. Not everyone can do this.




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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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This is the part of the 3 Stooges episode where everyone is throwing pies at each other.

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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
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And yet another....FU to fat shot/massage girls



Did you see the shot girl at Sgt. Peppers the other night?....All she needed was a flat head(TOG).



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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 2:11 AM      
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Did you see the shot girl at Sgt. Peppers the other night?....All she needed was a flat head(TOG).


Dude, just cuz she was Asian and retarded doesn't mean you can make fun of her flat head...that's just wrong.






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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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OK Maynard...I'll try to back you up on some of this...
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You think that because I am looking at you in a bikini (not even naked) at a bar, that you are entitled to my money??? How the fuck does that work? You need to work for your money, DANCE MOTHERFUCKER!
OK... I gotta agree with you here... I DJ'd in Go-Go Bars in NJ since the late 80's, early 90's and the caliber of girl has steadily declined at most Strip Clubs in NJ. 10 years ago the girls DANCED... the had routines, the worked the pole...they FUCKING DANCED...they didn't just stand around in their underwear and wiggle.
quote:

FU to having tatoo's of your boyfriend's name showing.
OK, I know to each, their own, but the girl in question (and i use the term "girl" lightly) had the body of a 9 year old boy (Gonz woulda loved her;)) but in my opinion, she was not in the least bit attractive...not a curve on her body... wearing a pair of short-shorts that she had folded down on her hips so you could see the name "Johnny" tattooed on her ass cheek ...not something I want to see...
quote:

FU to fat shot/massage girls.
Again, i know different people are attracted to all sorts of shapes & sizes of people, but c'mon...this is a Strip Club we're talking about here... I want to see young sexy women who are in good shape, not a woman that looks like she swallowed a Buick...



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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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My club of choice is Virgos in North Brunswick, they generally put on a good show for the money.


Good to know, right near me on 130 who wants to go w/ me for my birthday in June?


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