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MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 3:35 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	I couldn't even come up with a good title because I'm so pissed. I just got off the phone after getting the wonderful news that water was rushing into my basement from a busted hose. There's at least an inch of water on the ground. We have a rug in our laundry room so that's ruined, and not too long ago we put down new carpeting in the rest of the basement (which is a finished playroom for the kids) so that's shot. Woohoo. But worst of all, I was supposed to go out tonight, but now I have to go home to clean up the mess. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. I know in the scheme of things this is nothing, but at the moment it's got me extremely pissed.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 4:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Think Happy Thoughts :):):) and this too shall pass. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

virgingrrl and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 4:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	looks like someone needs a wet-vac :) ...i think you're the least fucked up person i've ever met and that may be as close to the real thing as i'm ever gonna get but my quarter's gonna run out now or so i'm told i guess i'd better go sit down and wait for you till my coffee gets cold...

SweetAngel	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 5:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Wow, that sucks. I know what you're dealing with because the basement in my old house used to flood whenever it rained hard. Of course, my landlords never bothered to tell me that. Wet carpeting is the worst. Good luck cleaning it all up...a wet/dry vac really would help. Cheer up, it could be much worse. quote: I was supposed to go out tonight Hey, what's "out"? I've heard tell of such a thing, but it's been so long that I've forgotten. ;) *Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies*

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 9:07 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	Well I got a wet vac, sucked up 4 buckets worth of water, lugged an 8-1/2x11 soaking wet rug up a flight of stairs, onto the deck and hung it on the railing, and spent another hour trying to dry the other carpet. Needless to say I didn't go out, but lucky you guys, now I'm here instead :) Yes, things could be much worse, and like I said, in the scheme of things, this is nothing. thinking happy thoughts Thanks for your support :) Oh, and SA, you need to get yourself a babysitter :) Holy S, 3 smiley faces in one post, must be the wine

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 10:35 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: ...water was rushing into my basement from a busted hose. There's at least an inch of water on the ground. Dirt floor basement... South Jersey, right? Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 10:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Mylf, I am disappointed. This FU is far too short and does not contain near enough superfluous (as long as we were in the "S"s Slash) information. Who designed the home? What was the name of the last plumber who did work in the basement? What kind of Carpeting was it? What was the temperature of the water? This is the kind of information I need when reading a MYLF FU.

SweetAngel	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:34 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: Dirt floor basement... South Jersey, right? Ummm, what are you trying to imply? *Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies*

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:41 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	nothin', nothin' at all ;) Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

SweetAngel	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:43 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Alrighty then...just checking. I live in South Jersey. *Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies*

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 8:38 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: lugged an 8-1/2x11 soaking wet rug up a flight of stairs You use a letter size piece of carpet on your floor? That's bizarre.

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:03 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: we put down new carpeting in the rest of the basement (which is a finished playroom for the kids) So what you are saying is that you keep your kids in the basement? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 2:11 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	You guys have just validated my reasons for writing long FU's...if I don't give you all the details you infer things that aren't true...I live in North Jersey, it was a finished basement, it was an 8-1/2x11 FEET area rug, and yes, we try to keep the kids in the basement, oops, I mean, of course we don't try to keep the kids in the basement, but hey, all their toys are down there. So Ken, was that long enough? :)

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 2:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Funny I always thought I'd be asking YOU that question.

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 2:21 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	You did already, I guess my answer didn't leave a lasting impression ;)

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 2:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Did you answer before I rolled over and started snoring?

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 2:57 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: we don't try to keep the kids in the basement, but hey, all their toys are down there. I got a toy for them to play with in the basement. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

Mr. Brownstone	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	And the next time your smoke stinks up my place not only will I flood your house but I'll burn it down as well!! This space for sale. I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...

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