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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
FU to all my professors who think that its totally okay to give 13 weeks worth of work when we had a 7 or 8 week semester due to 9/11...

FU to my professors who decided they don't want to teach next week and are moving finals to this week with less than a weeks notice....last I checked, you were getting paid to be there....now be there and fucking teach me so I can pass my finals....

FU to my papers that are due this week that I haven't started yet because I just finished studying for midterms...

FU to the book I am reading that blames America for all that is wrong in this world....

FU to my professor for making me read this book...can we possibly find something POSITIVE to focus on?!

FU to me for letting my stress levels make me act out of character to someone who didn't deserve it...

FU to time and there never being enough of it when you want it, and too much of it when you don't....

FU to distance.....

FU to fear....

FU to so much more, but I should get back to my paper....so thats it....

EDIT: I have more:

FU to the cunts in my history of film class who have yet to respond to my email regarding the presentation we have to do tomorrow at 6....there is a reason they call it group work you stupid bitches....

FU for leaving without saying goodbye....

FU to my Organized Crime professor for telling me to meet him at 9 am three times already and not being there when I got there....don't you understand I need to wake up at 6 to meet you?! I don't care how many of your parolees have issues.....I DONT WANT TO SIT IN A ROOM FULL OF CRIMINALS AGAIN ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU ARE NOT THERE!

FU to the Yankees for asking for money 3 days before Christmas...yes I want my season tickets...but NO I don't have the money now....can't you wait and not give my seats away?!

Ok...maybe I am done now...

Nope...EDIT...again:

FU to me for not being able to tell someone that I am scared....FU for me not being able to tell them exactly how I feel and pretending that I don't care....FU to me for knowing I should say how I feel and still knowing when the time comes I am going to clam up again and just say something stupid....


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
USA








This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 12-11-01 @ 12:29 AM
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posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:49 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i hope everything turns out well for u
*hug*

WHATEVER BEN

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USA
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
FMFB, I have 2 things to tell you in response to this FU... 1 will make you smile and the other will make you laugh... Ready??

1. MIKASA


2. Uhhh... it's in the J's.

Hope that made you feel a bit better! ;)

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posted on 12-11-2001 @ 1:34 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

FU to the book I am reading that blames America for all that is wrong in this world....

FU to my professor for making me read this book...can we possibly find something POSITIVE to focus on?!



Lemme guess this prof is a peace fag who smoked waay too much dope in the 60s and was a hippie?


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These five words in my head

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"
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ok just a few more:

FU to my insurance for dropping me and not filling my inhaler for me last night because they LOST my form saying that I was still enrolled in college....I better get my $60 back....

FU to my journalism professor for thinking that I can take time off from work on Friday to see him...he wants to see me, he can see me during class time...which he cancelled!

Another FU to the douches in my history of film class for riding my coat tails...I do the work, they do shit....I hope you fart next time you have sex...and that its not only loud, but SMELLY!

ok thats it :)


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
USA




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posted on 12-13-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

..I hope you fart next time you have sex...and that its not only loud, but SMELLY!



that's fuckin hilarious.


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posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

next time you have sex...and that its not only loud, but SMELLY!



Is that your new gimmick, to keep them awake.




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DevilsFan
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 9:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
A BIG HUGH F U to PunkIsOkTerrific
ANYONE that can't take a hint is a total f-tard in my book.
Anyone that is stalker material to a radio personality and his girlfriend is a total douch.
So in the immortal words of PsychoMark, "go f*** yourself!".
Thank you for this announcement. :)


Let There Be Peace On Earth



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