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Raven
Portugal
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I want to send a real big FU out to the ass fucks that steal cars !!! Here I am just doing my job and I come out of an appointment and my car if fuck'n gone. Parked it on a busy street at 3:15pm and at 4:50pm after I was done, car is gone. I understand you need to make a living too, but did you ever think what you are doing to the person you take the car from???? Now my new job is most likely gone, cause no car, no way to get to appointments -- no appointments no pay. So here I am shit out of luck again, God knows how long it will take the insurance company to pay this claim and until then I don't know what I'll do. On top of that I also lose hockey equipment (my only skates and best gloves+ my 4 extra pairs I use for my kids teams) and other hardware totaling about $700.00 that will not be covered by car ins. as well as all my new work's paperwork -- so even if I wanted to go the that shitty town again to work, I can't cause all my contacts/appointment lists are in the car!!!

SO IN FINISHING --- I HOPE YOU DIE IN MY CAR IN A FIREY CRASH RUNNING FROM THE COPS -- YOU LOWER THAN WHALE SHIT BASTARDS!!!!!!!

See ya all soon!!

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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Now my new job is most likely gone, cause no car, no way to get to appointments -- no appointments no pay.



Looks like someone "cancelled all your appointments." Oh wait, this isn't the O&A quote game in GD... Nevermind



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Raven
Portugal
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Looks like someone "cancelled all your appointments." Oh wait, this isn't the O&A quote game in GD... Nevermind


thanks Slash -- you just made me smile for a short time

See ya all soon!!

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I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
Kid Afrika
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I was gonna say something cruel like, "whaa whaa, poor raven...", but nothing I could come up with was half as cruel as what sLASH just posted. Bra-FUCKING-vo sLASH. You've finally realized the meaning of message boards.

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I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.



This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 12-27-01 @ 11:53 PM
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Dude, that really fucking sucks man. My suitemate had his infinity jacked as he turned his back.

I hope the insurance co. will get at least something.

To everyone else. Get autolock for your car's brake. It wont get stolen since the theif can move it.



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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:


To everyone else. Get autolock for your car's brake.


this is a schwoogie talking, so listen up people,
do gay schwoogies steal cars to?

Kid Afrika
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:17 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

To everyone else. Get autolock for your car's brake. It wont get stolen since the theif can move it.

...and you claim to be black? C'mon man, all the real bruthas know that piece of shit makes a better paper weight than an anti-theft device. Besides, all the anti-theft devices in the world won't stop a good ol' fashioned car jacking.


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

av8er
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

My suitemate



So that's what Gay men call their lovers these days....thanks for the update dude.




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Shelle Bink
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:19 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Since I'm someone who used to steal cars, fuck man, I'm so fuckin sorry.


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:13 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

ass fucks that steal cars


come on lent and kid give him his car back that wasnt nice

OH SHIT were has black laz been, maybe it was him

what i thought we were all having fun

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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry to hear about that Raven.


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Sephiroth
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Since I'm someone who used to steal cars, fuck man, I'm so fuckin sorry.

Please, You couldnt catch a cold if you fucking tried.

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Shelle Bink
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Please, You couldnt catch a cold if you fucking tried.


#1 Black Laz lives by me
#2 I had to make a living somehow before I knew how to fuck


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

#2 I had to make a living somehow before I knew how to fuck


Now Shelle, that was both fucking funny and true.

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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Since I'm someone who used to steal cars, fuck man, I'm so fuckin sorry.



Was this before or after you were the hired assassin?


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Please, You couldnt catch a cold if you fucking tried.


No seph, she was just there to move the stick shift if necesary.


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
On a completely unrelated topic... Hey everyone! I just got myself a new car! Anyone want me to pick them up and go play some hockey? You don't need to bring anything, I've got extra skates and stuff in the car...

Oh.. And sorry Raven. Someone tried to break into my car a while back and busted the lock. Can't imagine getting the damn thing stolen.. That blows man..



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This message was edited by HummerLovin on 12-28-01 @ 3:22 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Was this before or after you were the hired assassin?



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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
lmao, just dont leave me near ur valuables...

oh if you boys only stepped away from the comps and vetured into the real world... how dangerous you could be....


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posted on 12-29-2001 @ 3:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
When I get my car I'm getting two auto locks. One for the clutch and one for the brake. Those schwoogies will never get my car!

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Sean C0ld
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I want to send a real big FU out to the ass fucks that steal cars !!! Here I am just doing my job and I come out of an appointment and my car if fuck'n gone. Parked it on a busy street at 3:15pm and at 4:50pm after I was done, car is gone.



Are you out of your fuckin mind? It is not stealing when it's the repo man taking your car, ass F! Get a fuckin job before they take the crib too.

Black Lazerus
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

OH SHIT were has black laz been, maybe it was him

just for the record i had nothin to do with this

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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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LAZ!!!
Where you been ma brotha?!?


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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

just for the record i had nothin to do with this
Parole, huh?



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