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Cluster F
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:48 PM      
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Damn, infected toenails suck. I needed surgery today to fix both of my big toes on my feet. Also an FU to me for waiting so long to get something done about my toe infection. The surgery isnt too bad, but right now my toes feel like shit. 3 fucking weeks i have to soak these shits. At least its over with.

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This message was edited by Cluster F on 1-12-02 @ 2:29 PM
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
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try keeping your foot out of your ass in the future.

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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
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There is another way...
You could try this


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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
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GROSS

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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:20 PM      
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How the fuck do you get infected toenails? Don't you wash them and keep them nicey nice? Damn.



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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:39 PM      
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cluster, two words:

STALKER PATTY




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Cluster F
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:46 PM      
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lol why the fuck did i post this??

*EDIT* Actually the doc said its part hereditary, my fucking toenails go under my skin if i dont keep up enough. And obviously, i didnt lol

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This message was edited by Cluster F on 1-10-02 @ 3:49 PM
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
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that could be the dumbest thing ive ever heard. the guy is just going to cut off his feet? i know he's paralyzed but wont he bleed to death?



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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
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quote:

that could be the dumbest thing ive ever heard. the guy is just going to cut off his feet? i know he's paralyzed but wont he bleed to death?



ok what's dumber...
1) having a middle finger for a penis
2)getting whiskers to be catman (who also has stripes and claws),
3)or chopping off your feet?






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Cluster F
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 7:03 PM      
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id have to say catman...because

1. cutting off your feet sucks, but people like having sex with amputees
2. at least ull have something down there with ur finger as a substitute
3. catman just looks plain stupid.

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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 7:51 PM      
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personally id rather be catman and still have all of my body parts intact. :)



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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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just plain nasty Cluster! :)



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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 9:41 AM      
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quote:

my fucking toenails go under my skin



Based on that description, it sounds like your talkin bout Ingrown ToeNails. If that is what you have, you should hope your not part of the unlucky percentage of people that have it reoccur. If it is reoccuring for you (like it was for me :( ), then the doctor does some deal where he puts acid over where part of the nail grows in and permantly kills that part of the nail.

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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
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quote:

3 fucking weeks i have to soak these shits.



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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-12-02 @ 11:09 AM
Cluster F
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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quote:

If it is reoccuring for you (like it was for me ), then the doctor does some deal where he puts acid over where part of the nail grows in and permantly kills that part of the nail.



Yeah, actually that is what he did for me too. Thats why i have to soak it. I will now rename the title for this thread. My bro is part of that unlucky group, hes had it done 5 times already.

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This message was edited by Cluster F on 1-12-02 @ 2:31 PM



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