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bluetarp
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 4:57 AM      
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I am so goddamn tired of the few religious people I know being gullible enough to believe every fucking goddamn internet story, or feel I need to be added to every goddamn one of their fucking lists of people to harrass. FUCK YOU ALL. THERE IS NO GOD. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. THE MORE YOU PISS ME OFF, THE LESS I CAN STAND TO EVEN LOOK AT YOU FUCKS! FUCK! Preach to someone who wants to hear it. AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Romeo Manson
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 7:21 AM      
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Dude, you wrote this at about 5 am. What brought this on? I know they can't be knocking on your door at that hour.

"Fuck High School, Pissed on My Diploma"--Kid Rock
menudointhemorning
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 7:52 AM      
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Blue, I totally agree with you. ef'm. I dont believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny either.

If you F my Mom, I'll F yours
Buttmunch
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posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? Praise the Lord Jesus Christ! He died for our sins.


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This message was edited by Buttmunch on 3-11-01 @ 10:53 AM
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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AMEN BUTTMUNCH

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Poor child has lost his faith. May god help you.



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bluetarp
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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What brought it on at 5am was my mailbox. Email had 15 items, and 10 were from religious zealots. Yes, I lost my faith long ago. I would get my faith in humankind back before faith in any higher power. And neither of those will ever happen.

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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I believe in God but I don't believe in organized religion. I think the message is pure and right but then people sully it. That is what the problem is today. People ruin the message.



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bluetarp
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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adolescentmasturbator
That is so true, as far as ass Fs rooning it.

Buttmunch
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posted on 03-11-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
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Blasphemers


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I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie

Today, in the United States, we celebrate Johnny Appleseed Day (anniversary of his death-1845)
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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LOL buttmunch.



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menudointhemorning
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Adolescent, you are right on. I actually have no problem with people into religion and all, Just keep it in your house or church. Dont come preaching to me.

If you F my Mom, I'll F yours
jewdown
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 7:14 PM      
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Well God damn.These Bible thumpers talk so much shit! They are the largest group of hypocrits in the damn world. They actually believe that condemnation of other forms of religions is a good thing. Who is to say what religion is more accurate or truthful? It is all a bunch of tales told througout time. And you all know how stories change as they are told by different people.

Believe what you want. Just don't look down on me for not having the same belief structures.

"Do unto others....."
motherfuckers!

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 7:18 PM      
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That's exactly what I am talking about Jewdown. Like what's happening in Afganistan they are destroying those Buddha statues that are like archaeological gold because they look down on Buddhism.



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Buttmunch
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posted on 03-11-2001 @ 7:56 PM      
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You will all burn in Hell!


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Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan


I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie

Today, in the United States, we celebrate Johnny Appleseed Day (anniversary of his death-1845)
jewdown
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 7:57 PM      
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Hell?
Where is this, "hell", you speak of?
Why do you assume we will "burn" there?
And how do you know we won't freeze?


adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
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quote:

You will all burn in Hell!



Thats better than another pic at least.



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bluetarp
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
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I spent 9 years in the Navy, If there is a hell, I'll be a tour guide.

Kwyjibo
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
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Right on! Organized religion blows my mind. They preach kindness and yet talk about how evil everyone is and how everyone but their group will go to hell. Guess what the bible is a great story by wise men. The fact is that if there was a Jesus, the story was first written down 60 years later by 1 of 4 men. How much do you think the story changed in that time. Ever play telephone in elementary school. The story would start out as a matchbox car and end up as 3 jew walk into a bar.



Kwyjibo
"Hey Booboo, you think there's any beer in that picinic basket"
"But Yogi I don't think the forest ranger will like that."
"F--- the forest ranger Booboo, he don't know jacksh--!"



Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
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What pisses me off is that these ultra conservatives completely reject evolution even though it is fact. How do we know that Adam & Eve wasn't just a story meant to teach us a good lesson. Maybe god is responsible for evolution making that his creations would improve over time. Maybe not. But that is not the point. The point is trying to be a good person but thats where so many organized religions fail. If the message was put out there but not shoved down people's throats it would be so much more pure and the religion would be better for it.



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jewdown
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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I said it before (about 2.5 hours ago) and I'll say it again,

"Do unto others...."
motherfuckers!

AndyKoom
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
didn't that ted turner guy just apologize for calling some group jesus freaks? probably subliminal. anyway, as to totally disregarding evolution, those are them deep south bible belt people. not the political conservatives. they're different, so no guilt by name association. :)

Sephiroth
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
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I would like to paraphrase a old South Park episode quote.

quote:

My Children, we are trying to raise money to equip our space ship with a Tractor beam deflector, so we can spread the word of Christ to this new Nebula. However, we need a NEGATIVE Tractor Beam Deflector, which does cost more. If you love Christ and want to go to Heaven, please send your donations now.



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
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I said ultra conservative.
And Sepiroth here is another quote from that episode

Missionary: Have those aliens heard the word of Jesus Christ

Cartman: No it's perfect

Missionary: Oh those poor souls we must reach them



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Sephiroth
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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FU BUTTMUNCH!!

sorry, i mean..

IM NOT GOING TO HELL!!



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