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FollowThisLogic
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posted on 05-30-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
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Dude, is there gonna be a day when you learn not to press your fucking luck with the cops?

Even if your taillight works, if it's not RED, you can get pulled over. If the red is broken and gone and the taillight is white, yes, that is not legal. That's why people put red tape over their light. THAT is legal.

So yeah, he did have probable cause. You fucked up. Just fix your shit. Based on your post here, you probably gave the cop a hard time and he had NO PROBLEM taking you in.

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posted on 05-30-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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Township Officers are not supposed to go outside their jurisdiction unless they have probable cause
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So, now you decide what officers are and are not supposed to do?
God help us.

btw...
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My taillight was cracked
EQUALS
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PROBABLE CAUSE!!!

And, whether you knew there was a warrant or not is completely irrelevant. As soon as you were arrested, you were made aware of the warrant. That's the whole point of a warrant.



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posted on 06-01-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

And, for god's sake... If there's someone behind you following too close, swerving to the left and to the right, flashing there headlights off & on...

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.


Dammit. I thought that was when you're supposed to slam on your brakes. ;)

FU to people entering the highway doing less than 30 mph. The merge lane is for you to speed up and blend into traffic, not for you to stop at the end.


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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:12 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Ever driven on I-76 (I think, one of the freeways in Pittsburgh)? There are STOP SIGNS at the end of the on-ramps! It's fucking suicidal!!!

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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Apologies guys I was venting.
But I did ask one of my friends on the Neptune police and he said that Ocean Township cops do have a tendency to set up speed traps in the Neptune area. It is something that really pisses off the Neptune cops because they are not supposed to be there.
At least I don't have to drive on 287 too much! Wholly shit! between the fucking Soccer moms in their mini vans and Suvs that can't seem to make it up to the posted speed limit and the gigantic amount of eighteen wheelers that pull up to your back bumper, I thought I was going to die!!

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nukeallofthem
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 6:17 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
A big FU for the guy on the Garden state Parkway who likes to speed and gets pissed at those who don't have too.
quote:

Get the fuck out of my Way!

Dick. You sound like the fuck who speeds to work EVERY day of their POINTLESS minimum-wage life. JUST LEAVE THE CARDBOARD BOX YOU CALL A HOUSE SOONER AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEED, ASS! Ass-mongrels like you who ride my huge steel bumper like a fag in heat are whom cause the pile-ups (and hopefully die). The SUV- affording alarm-clock-owning people like me will countinue to observe the time of day we leave AND the speed limmit. Thats why my insurance is CHEAPER than yours, idiot! You might be able to afford an alarm clock if you didn't speed so fucking much (and then you could concievably wake up on time to leave with enough time to get to work at the Taco Bell you otherwise have to speed to every morning). Dumbass. I hate you ass-riders! You are only a good driver up to the day you have an accident! Good luck trying to prove I was backing up when you ram into my rear bumper one of these days! Ass-sucking butt-pirate! Fucktards... :mad:

eat it!
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
First off, GMJ, it's all cool. Glad you came to your senses.

Now, as for this new fucktard...
Just because we jumped ail over his ass for bashing cops doesn't mean anyone disagrees with his keep right pass left statements.
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I hate you ass-riders! You are only a good driver up to the day you have an accident! Good luck trying to prove I was backing up when you ram into my rear bumper one of these days! Ass-sucking butt-pirate!
And this has happened how many times while you were driving in the right (and by right I mean both the opposite of left and correct) lane?

You're a fucking douche-bag. I (and others) have already explained why you (and people like you) are a fucking douche-bag in great detail in this very thread. If you disagree, that's just too fucking bad. The law says that we are right and you are a fucking douche-bag.




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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
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Hey nuke, if you are one of those self rightous assholes who believes that by driving slowly in the left lane, you are some how affecting the traffic patterns in the favor of safety, then you are sorely mistaken. You obviously have not driven the Parkway very much. If you had, you would realize that you cannot go the posted speed unless you want to die! I speed, but not excessively. Perhaps 5-10 over the posted speed and I have cars that come flying up my ass all the time, but I, unlike you do not spend the majority of my time driving in the PASSING LANE!
Also, if you think that I am some minium wage loser, than Go FUCK YOURSELF! I am, in fact a professional, with a good education, and a decent wage, which arguably, could be increased greatly for the work I do, but that is the curse of the academic world. :) :) have a nice day! :) :)

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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Way to hit him with that scalding comeback...two weeks later.


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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 06-17-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Doesn't it suck when you have limited access to a computer?? guess I should have used the "sarcasm" button?

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This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 6-17-02 @ 2:27 PM
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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 5:59 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
That does suck. On the other hand, it also kinda sucks to be parked behind a computer for most of the day, every day.


Yahoo sucks.  Just picture a baby flipping you off here.
It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.


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