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Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-22-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah - they're fucking cute, adorable, funny as hell when I'm baked, but GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT I hate them when they puke on my fucking BED or crap in the corner because the lazy ass I am didn't empty the litter box so even though it's partly my fault it still PISSES ME OFF TO NO FUCKING END and messes up my schedule, it sucks, sucks, SUCKS so Frisco, Magik, Mallory, Champ, and Cuddles - FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:MAD:

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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 02-22-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
if you can't take care of them, don't have them. Give them to a shelter or someone looking for a pet. You have to feed them, walk them (if dog), make sure they get healthy if they are sick. It is a fulltime commitment. And if you can't make sacrifices for a pet how the fuck are you going to take care of a child in the future.


I have a dog and she wakes me up sometimes at 2:30 in the morning or it is raining outsite because she has to pee. Or you can't go on a vacation because you can't get anyone to watch them. Yeah it sucks sometimes but it is something you do in owning a pet. I would not give up my dog for anything.






This message was edited by TeenWeek on 2-22-02 @ 11:31 AM
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-22-2002 @ 11:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
if you can't take care of them, don't have them. Give them to a shelter or someone looking for a pet. You have to feed them, walk them (if dog), make sure they get healthy if they are sick. It is a fulltime commitment. And if you can't make sacrifices for a pet how the fuck are you going to take care of a child in the future.



"Spare me the poisonous barbs, Major West. . ."
I've had pets for over twenty years TW - believe me, I understand the "sacrifices," I was just venting.

NORTON IS GOD
weirdnj
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 11:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
Visit this Website
The solution for pet lovers.


Smoke weed every day.
TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 02-22-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Cooking cats is fine by me. Love Kill a Kitten. Dogs, I love though.

kevin from ct
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Cuddles?


GonzoStyle
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 1:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I feel the same way about kenspen.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 02-22-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
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Grizzly, do you have 5 cats?

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kindredbabe
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Grizzly, do you have 5 cats?

I was wondering the same thing, GW. One cat..fine. Two cats...they can keep each other company. But five cats??? Gimme a break! No wonder they're puking on your bed...




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OAAWITE
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 1:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
This guy also has five cats with the names of
quote:
Frisco, Magik, Mallory, Champ, and Cuddles





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barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-22-2002 @ 2:03 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Cats? I thought they were fish...



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Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-22-2002 @ 2:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
OK, folks, I knew this was going to happen. Frisco, Magik, and Mallory are dogs, the first two are actually parents of Mallory, and my cats are Cuddles and Champ - Cuddles is 18 years old, we named him when I was very young, and Champ was my sisters' cat that she gave me when she moved. They all make up one big happy family.


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OAAWITE
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
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Uraguay


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barch97
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Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-22-2002 @ 2:55 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
So, they're NOT all cats then? Good, 'cause I was starting to worry... Visit this Website



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-22-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Barch (re:website) - "When Cats Take Over!" Tonite, on FOX - Heh

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Angelo from da Bronx
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 8:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'd like to give a FU to people that dont' take care of their pets as well.

Recently in my bldg. I've had people move and leave their cats behind, just tossed em in the bldg. hall and left. Someone threw 2 fully grown living iguanas (those things are pretty big too) right in the trash bag like they were an empty milk carton. Luckily, being the great person that I am, I took in the animals temporarily til I found them homes.

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Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Recently in my bldg. I've had people move and leave their cats behind, just tossed em in the bldg. hall and left. Someone threw 2 fully grown living iguanas (those things are pretty big too) right in the trash bag like they were an empty milk carton. Luckily, being the great person that I am, I took in the animals temporarily til I found them homes.


I actually adopted an iguana as well in college from some tools on the baseball team who had locked the thing in a CLOSET underneath the stairs of a townhouse for a week or two without food, water, and especially HEAT. That thing was one vicious motherfucker when we got him, but eventually we cooled him out and named him Japhy Ryder. :D:

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Jesus, I'm ready to kill my bird, and half you people have zoos in your homes...and Grizzly, I will officially refer to you as Cat Lady from now on :)


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Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
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The Mrs.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Well maybe you only keep the cats because it the only pussy you can get.:D



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Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Well maybe you only keep the cats because it the only pussy you can get.



Dammit, my secret is out. ..


NORTON IS GOD



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