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mariahlynn
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 12:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
I want to send out a big Fuck You to the whole state of Missouri! The only thing good that ever came out of that state was me: Mariah. To all the so call "friends" that use me in that state...
FUCK YOU!! Nothing good ever came out of that state but me so... FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! You'll never compare to Cleveland, Ohio! I Love you Cleveland!

love,mariahlynn
okterrific23
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
What are you talking about, there is no state named Missouri!;)





This message was edited by okterrific23 on 3-1-02 @ 1:51 AM
mariahlynn
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 1:19 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Oh, belive me buddy there is such a state named Missouri!! Don't ever go there! I lived there most my life and they are all a bunch of scandales mother fuckers!!!

love,mariahlynn
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 5:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Nothing good ever came out of that state

Budweiser?


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

love,mariahlynn
Oh great not another one


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Budweiser?


Like she was saying... nothing good ever came out of Missouri.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Stoned Again
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
I went to Branson Missouri once. Yup, I'm a dumb fuck who thought it would be a good vacation place. It was like alot less cool Atlantic City, but filled with idiots dressed like cowboys. The kind of place where Wranglers Jeans are the hot fasion.

I did go in one of those caves you drive your car into. That was pretty cool.

Turk408
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I've been to Missouri a few times. It's just like here. Depends on where you go. My cousin lives in a seriously redneck town about an hour and a half south of St. Louis 162 people live in this town. You want culture shock and a really quiet place to hide out and get away from it all?? This is the place to go.

A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar
Turk408
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

bunch of scandales motherfuckers


One other point to prove. Folks that live there ain't none too smart neither.

A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-02-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
From personal experience, there are a lot more assholes around here, than in Missouri, and you can quote me on that.



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-02-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

From personal experience, there are a lot more assholes around here, than in Missouri, and you can quote me on that.


I'm an asshole.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
morefunthanpie
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 8:02 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
If I went to Missouri, then left, that would mean that I came out of Missouri right? Would that make me no good? My mamma would shame me.

I've got fuuuu-uuudge!
morefunthanpie
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 8:05 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Also--no disrespect, but if Missouri people suck, and you ARE from Missouri, do you suck?-and more importantly, do you suck well?

I've got fuuuu-uuudge!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
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PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Fuck Wyoming.





Making Magoo's life easier...
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
mariahlynn
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 1:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Not that its any of your buisness, yes I do suck well, at least thats what I've been told! I'm just sayin I have a huge chip on my shoulder and I nees to get get it off my chest! So If you want to get al f-in techincal on my ass yes I suck well! F-U

love,mariahlynn
mariahlynn
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:02 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
YOur shit makes absolutly, no fucking sense! Why am I a whore? Because I wrote the FU line? Take your little worthless reply and stick it up you ass!:) I was just blowing off some steam! Give me a break you punk ass bitch!

love,mariahlynn



This message was edited by mariahlynn on 3-5-02 @ 2:21 AM
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 8:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
f iowa


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PR HEAT
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 8:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
I like sucking.

handcock
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
F..k O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A
Beer is 3.2%
Beat that



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