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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: FU to President Bush and his "ABSTINENCE"
Bethany
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
I would like to dedicate my first offical "FU" to our president, Mr. George Bush, for preaching his brand new "Abstinence" ideas and bullshit. I am in High School and I have Sex Ed. and my teacher told us all about his ideas to enforce abstinence to be taught in school once again like in the friggin old days before I was born and black and white television was new! Who is he kidding? Kids are still going to have sex, why would he waste money on this bullshit. What us kids need to learn about is protection because it's already a given that sex will happen in highschool.

I would elaborate but I am going to go have sex. Just kidding... or maybe I'm not???

FU MR PRESIDENT

OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
So what you're saying is that you are a slut.


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This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-4-02 @ 5:51 PM
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Well, preaching abstinence to teens isn't going to work, I agree there. It didn't work on me, and it didn't work on any girl in my high school. However, I think Mr. President is on to something. Now, I graduated high school about five years ago (Oh my, I can't believe it's been that long). I was one of few of my friends that did NOT have a baby before graduating or dropping out. In fact, at my high school, it was cool to have a baby (so, I guess you all know I wasn't cool in high school). Yeah, it was what the girls did to join the popularity clique.

There is nothing wrong with having sex. And, there is nothing wrong with having a baby so long as you make enough money to support it and yourself without the help of anyone -- and that includes babysitting or day care.

These young girls think it's all about them and what they want. Geez.



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Well, the god lord said to wait. Thats what sucks about Republicans. Don't go sleeping with 50 guys but, Its ok to bang a few guys.
But, its up to you not the "lord"

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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Hello Bethany,

Welcome to the board. If you want to really show him how passionately you feel about this... perhaps posting a WOW would get the point across?




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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
DO YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S TAUGHT IN SCHOOL? YOU'RE A STUPID CHILD, YOU HAVE NO SAY WHAT IS TAUGHT TO YOU, AND MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCHA BAD THING...WHORE



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Welcome to the board. If you want to really show him how passionately you feel about this... perhaps posting a WOW would get the point across?


Come on please!

diceisgod
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 6:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

DO YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S TAUGHT IN SCHOOL? YOU'RE A STUPID CHILD, YOU HAVE NO SAY WHAT IS TAUGHT TO YOU, AND MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCHA BAD THING...WHORE


With all the caps and everything I can't really tell: Is that a signature or a final declarative statement?


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I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

With all the caps and everything I can't really tell: Is that a signature or a final declarative statement?

i didn't realize i had my caps on, so it was a declarative statement!



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 6:21 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
To George W, 'abstinence' is the stuff in paint that retards fires and lowers your sperm count.


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o&aswallow
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Give the dipshit a break. What does he know? He thinks Jena is still a virgin.



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

He thinks Jena is still a virgin.



Sssssh....what he don't know is more gooder for the rest of us. ;)


>)
OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
FYI, Bush got better grades in college than Gore.


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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

FYI, Bush got better grades in college than Gore.


Whoever his daddy paid to take his tests for him must have been real smart.

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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
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they just discussed this on Politically incorrect and Billy Maher also said Bush was a moron. He also said a quote from Bush about how it (abstinence) is the difference between self preservation and self destruction. and that contraception fails 85% of the time. In fact a couple weeks ago, Colin Powell was supporting condom use in Africa and got under fire from Bush supporters because the idea of condoms goes against what the Bush administration stands for even though it saves lives.

But we can't criticize the president, can we?




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OAAWITE
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 12:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Powell came under fire from retarded religous groups who attatch themselves to the republican party.

If you recall, the official statement that came out from the Bush administration was that they don't disagree with anything that Powell said about the need for condoms and birth control, and that everything he said was in line with what the administration says since Powell opened his speech by saying that abstinence is the best and only way to prevent disease and pregnancy (and you can't really argue with that).

I haven't heard anything from Bush where he said that contraception fails 85% of the time, but I guess if the unbiased and dilligent reporter Bill Maher said it, then it must be accurate.
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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 1:55 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I am in High School and...
Sorry, I ejaculated right after reading that, so I didn't get to read the rest of the post.



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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 7:27 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Sorry, I ejaculated right after reading that, so I didn't get to read the rest of the post.

Did you use a condom?
quote:

and that contraception fails 85% of the time.

Shit, if the rubber didn't break, I wouldn't be here.


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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
What exactly do they say it fails?

'Cause I don't mean to brag but, damn... 85%? I'd have a hundreds of kids.



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JackDan1974
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Kids are still going to have sex, why would he waste money on this bullshit. What us kids need to learn about is protection because it's already a given that sex will happen in highschool.



Try focusing on getting a good grades, so you can get in a good college, and then you fuck whoever you want there, even other girls.





JVoorhees
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Ethics and morality is something that isn't taught in school. View every statement about abstinence as if it were your own child. I am not a prude, but a realist. Single parenting, the birth(no pun intended) of the abstinence comment, is an issue in this country. We all pay for it indirectly.

Knowing what I know, and if I had a daughter, I would try to preach rational thought, and consequences of being a young mother.

I have no problem with President Bush's comments on abstinence. We should explain what it means to our children and offer our opinions and listen to theirs. Family is what keeps this country strong.

If you don't like President Bush, would you rather have Al Gore? His wife would take away every First Admendment Right given to us. If you remember, when he was govener of Tennessee, his wife was a huge fan of censorship. She even created legislation, and she wasn't even in office. BTW I would have loved to have seen what Gore would have done with terrorism, Clinton was so effective...too busy in the Oval Office, I guess.

Would this board be around?

Democrats do a whole lot of nothing but try to destroy our country....

Some notables:

Clinton (both)
Condit
Kennedy




GO HOME HILLARY! YOU CARPETBAGGER!



This message was edited by JVoorhees on 3-5-02 @ 10:58 AM
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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Democrats do a whole lot of nothing but try to destroy our country....



Yep, that's our primary goal, along with abolishing religion, making every country in the world take sensitivty and diversity training, and trying to get a crippled black lesbian in the White House within the next century. :rolleyes:


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This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 3-5-02 @ 7:55 PM
Spuds_Buckley
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Knowing what I know, and if I had a daughter, I would try to preach rational thought, and consequences of being a young mother.

I have no problem with President Bush's comments on abstinence. We should explain what it means to our children and offer our opinions and listen to theirs. Family is what keeps this country strong.

You hit the nail on the head with that one. It's all about taking responsibility for your actions. That's why I have ZERO sympathy for blacks who use the race card for having poor school districts and bad teachers. you brought it upon yourselves when you decided to make father's day the most confusing day in harlem. Keep the monkey in the pants, and you'll find that you'll have lot more money for your school district and to pay for better housing. You also won't have to go digging for for more government hand-outs. Slave reparations, are you fucking kidding me. You've had almost 150 years to get your act together, and you haven't done shit!

I know I strayed a little from the topic, but I think its somewhat relevant


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