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Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 7:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Sweet mother of god what a day!!!! FU to dirty toilets and having to hold in a dump for 6 hours!! FUCK!!! I had to take the biggest fuckin shit but of course since the dirty freakin animals there make the toilets filthy every single day, with floaters and all sorts of nasty shit that you dont want to be anywhere near, I HAD TO FUCKING HOLD IT!!! Through a fuckin train ride and a sprint home. Ugh, painful as fuck. But hey, when it was over it sounded like the fourth of july and smelled like a porta-potty in the middle of august. So, FU to the animals that make the toilets dirty, and having to fucking hold it for so long. Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM \| E-mail You're the Man Now Dog Satan, you know where i lie Gently i go into that good night All our lives get complicated Search for pleasures overrated Never armed our souls For what the future would hold When we were innocent... This message was edited by Austin on 3-11-02 @ 7:57 PM

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 7:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	you're the man now dog >) >) >) >) >) >) >)We'll all look the same someday And even now the robot starts to think I wonder what it dreams

RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 7:34 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	quote: and having to hold in a dump for 6 hours!! Try a week mother fucker! :) (I had a burst appendix)

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 7:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Ugh, painful as fuck. HAHA! Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 03-12-2002 @ 3:44 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	that sucks.. Walking without bending your knees, having to wait for just the right moment to sit down, farting and having to check your underpants just to be on the safe side..hoping you don't laugh too hard or sneeze at the wrong time, taking a piss and having to convice your bowels that it's just not his turn yet. Yet, finally taking that shit is such a rewarding experience. Sometimes I intentionally hold it in just to show that shit who's boss. You're not going swimming until I say you're going swimming, bitch. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip

stiffy776	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 11:37 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	HAHAHAHAHA GO Flyers and Kent State

Joey1120 SHOW ME MULE!!!!	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:04 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Ewwwwwww.... I know how you feel. Our office building shares bathrooms with a health facility on the fourth floor, which services recovering addicts and people with severe mental disabilities...yeah, you can imagine what happens to our facilities on a daily basis. Be grateful you don't have to squat to pee as well. Anyway, what I do when caught in a situation like this is: 1)just flush whichever toilet is the least gross at least twice. 2)peel out two pieces of TP about two feet long, fold them in half and lay it over the seat on either side. 3) peel off another piece about three feet long, fold it, but cover the top of the water with it (this keeps the water from splashing up when your turd drops) 4) take your shit. Hope this helps in the future. [You guys kill me.] Joey #10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest â€¢ Email Me Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site Searching to find a love up on a higher level Finding nothing but questions and devils

stiffy776	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:12 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	hahahahahaha GO Flyers and Kent State

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 10:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Hey stiffy, how bout you try fucking saying something more then "hahahaha". It might help you out some. I expect this shit from dig...but when it starts piling up it gets moronic Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM \| E-mail You're the Man Now Dog Satan, you know where i lie Gently i go into that good night All our lives get complicated Search for pleasures overrated Never armed our souls For what the future would hold When we were innocent...

zootybang	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 11:36 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Shit-break? Is that you? I used to have the same problem, until I got Into the construction trade. I took one look at the porta-potties we have, and decided to hold It until I got home. After a couple of days of this, you would actually sit ON a pile of shit to TAKE a shit. You learn to adapt pretty quickly. I've become quite adept at the art of the "Toilet paper-toilet-seat buffer". I can get at least three inches of paper onto that seat so not one single Inch of skin makes contact with any part of it. God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 11:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Shit-break? Is that you? Very nice AP refrence... brick though. :) quote: I used to have the same problem, until I got Into the construction trade. I took one look at the porta-potties we have, and decided to hold It until I got home. After a couple of days of this, you would actually sit ON a pile of shit to TAKE a shit. You learn to adapt pretty quickly. I've become quite adept at the art of the "Toilet paper-toilet-seat buffer". I can get at least three inches of paper onto that seat so not one single Inch of skin makes contact with any part of it. Ahh a master of the art. Lemme ask you this, is the TP wall of hope still effective with mounds and mounds of shit smeared on the seat? Or does that defeat the hope purpose? Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM \| E-mail You're the Man Now Dog Satan, you know where i lie Gently i go into that good night All our lives get complicated Search for pleasures overrated Never armed our souls For what the future would hold When we were innocent... This message was edited by Austin on 3-14-02 @ 12:33 AM

zootybang	posted on 03-14-2002 @ 12:09 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Fear not, young Austin. Shit has NOT the ability to transfer through massive layers of toilet paper. Your only threat Is from your Imagination In this case. That Is, unless this shit is of the "White castle-cheap beer-Taco bell" variety. This particular shit comes out wet and streaming, and never dries. Common toilet paper is no match for this noble foe. For this, you will need fortitude, and a strong stomach. You will have to scrub away the heartiest portions of this mess with a self-fashioned "Toilet-paper glove", created by wrapping the roll around your hand approximately 5000 times. Spit may also be employed In the eradication of this scourge. After that, the regular buffer may be utilized. Go forth and battle this personal demon, and God be with you. God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 03-14-2002 @ 12:28 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Fear not, young Austin. Shit has NOT the ability to transfer through massive layers of toilet paper. Your only threat Is from your Imagination In this case. That Is, unless this shit is of the "White castle-cheap beer-Taco bell" variety. This particular shit comes out wet and streaming, and never dries. Common toilet paper is no match for this noble foe. For this, you will need fortitude, and a strong stomach. You will have to scrub away the heartiest portions of this mess with a self-fashioned "Toilet-paper glove", created by wrapping the roll around your hand approximately 5000 times. Spit may also be employed In the eradication of this scourge. After that, the regular buffer may be utilized. Go forth and battle this personal demon, and God be with you. Thank you kind sir for bestowing your wisdom of shit and its many properites upon me. I shall proceed with caution, but with the knowledge I have gained. Thank you. Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM \| E-mail You're the Man Now Dog Satan, you know where i lie Gently i go into that good night All our lives get complicated Search for pleasures overrated Never armed our souls For what the future would hold When we were innocent...

stiffy776	posted on 03-14-2002 @ 2:22 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	Ok hahahahahaha GO Flyers and Kent State

Rookie Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stature of an Oompa Loompa! JBA's Stalker. Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next	posted on 03-14-2002 @ 9:51 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	What zooty has described is what I like to call making an "ass-gasket". Even this can be risky if you happen to touch the seat with your hands during the gasket-making process. You never know what kinds of herpes, crabs, or genital warts are brewing there... Another effective method is the "B52 Bomber". You need strong leg muscles for this, since basically you just hover over the toilet and drop mud, never allowing your ass to touch the seat. This method will not work well if you are a 20 minute shitter . You need to be able to "dump and run" so to speak... ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!! This message was edited by Rookie on 3-14-02 @ 3:29 PM

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-14-2002 @ 5:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: I expect this shit from dig...but when it starts piling up it gets moronic And painful. Oh the irony! I got one word for you Austin: auto-fucking-toxima. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! I have opinions. So here's another post that sucks!!

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