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SaintJames
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
FU to:
-Sam from "Different Strokes"
-MTV VJ's that look like the Crypt Keeper
-Mechanical pencils
-Joan and Melissa Rivers - it was bad enough dealing with one, but two?
-Luther Vandross' weight fluctuation
-People that stop on a merging lane
-99% fat free foods
-Soft-core porn
-People who think raising one pant leg up makes them look dangerous
-Pop culture boy groups
-Girls who pat when they hug
-Men will fragile handshakes
-People with license plates that are so abreviated, they're indecipherable
-People walking into spider webs and reacting like f'ing morons
-Men who watch soap operas
-People who take forever at an ATM machine
-People who customize fast food orders
-Punk teenagers that drive $50,000 modified cars
-Decaffeinated coffee
-Whoever created the road design of NJ
-Amercian musicians who are superstars in Japan - yeah Hasselhoff!
-Playboy playmates who aspire to be singers
-People who use Bubble handwriting
-Companies that make those half-empty brand new bags of chips
-Realworld cast members that cry at the drop of a hat
-Mothers that tell their 30 yr old sons, "It's cold out. Wear a hat."
-Fat GNC employees
-People who write dumb warning labels - Caution: Gasoline is flammable
-Male porn stars - big dicks attached to bigger dicks
-Non-alcoholic beer
-Remixes of remixes - "Every Breath You Take, the funkadelic, refried mix"
-A 200 million dollar blockbuster movie with a fake ass hand puppet...uh..Yoda
-Drunk White girls that will allow themselves to be molested for some beads - Note to self: Get beads.
-David Bowie pantomiming Stevie Ray Vaughan's solo in "Let's Dance" with white gloves on
-Larry King's shoulders
-Ted Koppell's hair
-Donny and Marie Osmond
-Whoever is responsible for Fast food speaker systems
-Bob Sagat
-Anthony Robbins and his optimism
-Girls that go on the Howard Stern Show to get critqued
-Any soap opera star who is named "Lucky"
-People that refer to the show General Hospital as "GH"
-Nicknames that are derived from other names that have no relation - Dick, Richard, how?
-Bathroom attendants who have tip jars

That's about it for now.

SaintJames
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
FU to:

people like me who don't know how to post to this board without duplicates

This message was edited by SaintJames on 3-14-01 @ 11:03 AM
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Now that is an impressive list, and I can't disagree with a single solitary one..kudos!



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You can't hate Bob Saget, he played a dick sucking coke addict in Half Baked. Now that's funny.


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This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 3-14-01 @ 11:15 AM
Buttmunch
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Not bad, not bad.

The only thing that worries me is a seeming fixation with Soap Operas.

Oh, and FU Corpse and KERBS.


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SaintJames
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I work with these two guys who tape General Hospital and spend the first 1/2 hour of every day discussing the latest installment about four feet from my cubicle. Comprendes amigo?

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Fuck General Hospoital and all sopa operas and FU Buttmunch



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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
That is one of the most worthiest FU's i have ever seen around here, most are all too true the other's i don't care about personally.

FU Buttmunch and Corpse just for the hell of it.

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
WEll FU Buttmunk, and FU GS for forgetting about me.

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Sephiroth
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Wow, this was a great FU thread. I cant disagree on one account.



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SaintJames
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
a/k/a Lucky?? That's hysterical! Now change it..

Actually it's growing on me. Thanks!

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm sure you didn't just ask to have your status changed. Hey guys, did this kid really ask to have his status changed???

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SaintJames
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Actually, if you read it, I was saying thank you.

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Actually if you knew the board better, you'd know that there's more sarcasm here then you can shake a stick at.

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Calm Your Nut
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Maynard could not have said it best.



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SaintJames
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I agree:

quote:


Maynard could not have said it best.




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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I've said it before, and I'll say it again......SUCK MY DICK!

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Opie696
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Great job on the thread SaintJames. But i think u took some ideas that other people would want to have used for fu 's but who cares. Bravo




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SaintJames
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Thanks Ope, Back at ya Maynard.


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This message was edited by SaintJames on 3-14-01 @ 3:56 PM
SaintJames
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
This just in,

FU to my boss and his Simple Chronic Halitosis. He just spent the last 10 minutes talking in my face making my eyes water. I feel like f-ing barfing. I think I'll start wearing a gass mask to work.




a/k/a Lucky



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SaintJames
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
FU to WOW-less Wednesdays





That was so funny I almost drove off the road
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Calm Your Nut
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
WoW is makeing a slow comeback the wheather is getting nice the days are getting longer and soon the funbags will start comeing out.

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posted on 03-21-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
How is it possible that this thread only contains 2 FU's to buttmunch & 1 FU to Buttmunk

FU BUTTMUNCH, COPRSE, GS


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SaintJames
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
FU to

-People who were starting those ridiculous rumor threads in GD
-People who questioned the ones that turned out to be right
-Elmo



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spitfire421
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
reading all your FU's there's just one I disagree with:
quote:

Amercian musicians who are superstars in Japan

just cuz Dream Theater is in this category

oh, and FU Buttmunch and FU Corpse


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