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mirandabomb
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
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Here's a HUGE goddamn F-U to people who let their dog roam around the yard unattended and un-fucking-leashed so that when i go jogging, i have to worry about being mauled! This is NOT my idea of a great cardio workout, you dicks!

Ferret
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, but it must be pretty funny to see the dog chase you down the block.




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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
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Carry a gun


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mirandabomb
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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/Yeah, but it must be pretty funny to see the dog chase you down the block./

LOL - you suck.

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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
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Is the dog fenced in at all?


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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 10:58 PM      
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Kick it!




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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 11:03 PM      
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Did you know that that is where the batton that is passed in relay races came from? The sticks that the runners would carry while out jogging to protect themselves from animals along the way.

No, actually I just made that up. Sounded pretty good though, didn't it? :-D



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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 11:50 PM      
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What does this have to do with Curtis Joseph?


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posted on 04-19-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Heres what you do. When you see the little guy, Just stop walking and stare him right in the eyes. And dont move. That shows him that you are not going to hurt him.

krahzee
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Pepper Spray the Fucker.

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posted on 04-19-2002 @ 1:47 AM      
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quote:

What does this have to do with Curtis Joseph?

LMAO Hockey references from non-hockey things, always funny (imo at least).


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posted on 04-19-2002 @ 6:49 AM      
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it couldn't've been that funny, even i got it :rolleyes: and i thought staring at them was more about asserting your dominance.




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mirandabomb
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 8:04 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
/Is the dog fenced in at all?/

no!!!! :(

and it would be one thing if it were just one damn dog in the neighborhood - i'd obviously head the opposite direction - but it isn't!! hence the F-U... :mad:

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posted on 04-19-2002 @ 9:08 AM      
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You know what will help?

Well, it probably won't help the dog situation but, it will make ya feel better... :-D



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posted on 04-20-2002 @ 1:15 PM      
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Ok, Mirandabomb...this is what you do...DEPENDING on what type of dog this is, do not do this with a guard dog!!! I repeat...DO NOT DO THIS WITH A GUARD DOG (example: rotties, pitbulls, dobies...you get the idea).

When the dog starts chasing you, turn the tables.....chase the dog and scream like a mad person..and I mean scream and yell like an insane person. I've done this and it works.

Happy jogging. :)


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posted on 04-20-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
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...And then make yourself look like a total idiot...




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3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


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krahzee
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Hey mirandabomb,
You ever think to call the owners? Just look for the name on the box and look them up in the phone book. Maybe the dog is fenced in electronically. If not tell them that if the dog leaves thier property you will call the cops and get them cited for violating the leash laws. After paying a citation or teo they will tie that mutt up.

mirandabomb
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
/You ever think to call the owners? Just look for the name on the box and look them up in the phone book. Maybe the dog is fenced in electronically. If not tell them that if the dog leaves thier property you will call the cops and get them cited for violating the leash laws. After paying a citation or teo they will tie that mutt up./

Trust me, the one bastard is NOT under the reign of an electronic fence - and if he is, the jolt needs to be cranked up a few notches. :-D But thanks for the advice, that's not a bad idea. I think I'll drive past the mailbox though. ;)

Sonofnorton
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 2:55 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
Show the dog you're friendly, and mean him no harm.
Mount him.


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JackDan1974
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
try making him your friend, and feed him... :-D



mirandabomb
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
/try making him your friend, and feed him.../
somehow i think that jogging down the street with kibbles n' bits in my pockets might increase the problem exponentially, but, uhhhh, thanks. :rolleyes:




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