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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Saran Wrap has to be one of the most fucking annoying substances on the face of the planet. I roll a piece out carefully, tear along the edge carefully, lift it up ever so gently, and the shit fucking starts sticking to itself like it's magnetic! Then, since I don't wanna waist more of the space plastic, I try to unstick the shit from itself, and it only gets more stuck! I swear the crap was created to insult our intellects. It has only one useful purpose on this planet, of which I cannot divulge as of right now. Bottom line: aluminum foil, all the way. I'm gonna get drunk now.





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Joey BigArms
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Why don’t you just use a condom?


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Why don’t you just use a condom?




It sticks to my pubes and pulls them out in clusters. Then I get ingrown hairs.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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