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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I haven't had rocky road since I was a kid. I gotta say I miss it.

Abso-fucking-lutely! Doesn't he realize that secrecy is the key? He's ruining our fun! I'll take pleasure in getting a clean headshot off the little fuck.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:18 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
IF ONLY SQUIRRELS COULD FLY! OH...WAIT..SOME CAN... NEVERMIND.

ok, you take the left flank, i'll take the right. wait for my signal, then fire away. i cant wait to get rid of the little bastard.



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
The Quik Chek by my house has this killer parmesan and herb bread. It's delicious!

You get a shot off in the groin and when he doubles over, I'll send a shot right through the top of his skull.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
The Quik Check by my house is where i buy my orbit gum. it's by far the best gum.

sounds good. then we rendezvous at the moon base.



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
HAHAHA - I see what's going on here! Homer has a beard!!!!!!!


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

Wanna play with my wood....panelling?


Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Omigod! I'm chewing Orbit gum right now!

Mars base! If we blow up the Earth, the moon won't have anything to revolve around...


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:37 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I used to buy my Newports at Quick Check, but they raised the price so I switched over to Exxon.

I'd do anything just to take his heart home on a platter and feed it to my dog. Whaddya say?






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I wonder how much Camel Lights are now. I used to pay $4.25 for them at my Quik Chek.

Abort! Abort! Are communications were somehow intercepted! I don't know how, but he did!


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
i prefer krausers for my convenience needs.

mars base it is. have you fueled the space speeder yet?!?! DANKED, ALKEY IS A CLONE OF YOU! WATCH OUT! he looks just like you! atleast i have a goatee...



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!


This message was edited by HyBriD on 5-27-02 @ 10:43 PM
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I've never really been impressed by Krauser's. You always know what you're gonna find in a Quik Chek. I take comfort in that.

When did we suddenly become a Star Wars sequel? There's three of us now!


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
yea, but the indians at krausers are nice to me to i keep going back.

i dont know, but he hates tallguy too. as long as he isnt an EXACT replica of you, he's cool with me...



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
There's this shop by where I work that used to sell me cigarettes. They know I fucking quit and it's hell on me, but they still fucking try to foist them on me. "Buy two, get one free! Good deal!" Bastards....

Tell him to clone his woman and he's in... and no funny stuff! Make sure he knows who's in charge here.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 5-27-02 @ 10:54 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
silly stoner, smoking cigerettes is bad for you.

me and you are the masterminds behind this. our reign of terror begins...NOW



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I figure I'll stop smoking after college, until then, I'm enjoying my addiction.

I hope Danked blew up the right planet.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
what is that supposed to mean danked?

our plans are working out PERFECTLY. very nice work, sir danked. MUAHAHAAHAHHAHAA.



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Did you guys hear? Someone blew up the Earth! Bet those silly radio feuds seem pretty trivial right about now, huh?

BWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Seriously!

I won't sleep until I see his body.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Tell him to clone his woman and he's in... and no funny stuff! Make sure he knows who's in charge here.


/



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??








This message was edited by silera on 5-27-02 @ 11:25 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
how can people be so evil? :(

i want his fucking head on a pole



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
so we have
the funny one
the unfunny one with the goatee
the gay one with the big ear
the hot one

any others?



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
The world ain't what it used to be, man.

Anybody else suddenly attracted to Homer's ass?






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I cried watching Deep Impact.

I wear tighty whities too sometimes



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




This message was edited by silera on 5-27-02 @ 11:32 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
wow, we're really expanding now. an army... NICE



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I wear boxers so my balls don't stink.

Is this a faction inside a faction?






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!



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