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Drunk Boy
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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OK, I know I am a drunk bastard, but the assholes who never get drunk need to get a clue. Don't come into my local bar and start shit. I know it was St. Pattys Day, but you don't have the right to bother the regulars.

Example:

Last night, I was out with some friends. Some assholes who we have never seen before, who thought they were big shits after drinking 2 beers, told us that we were done with our pool game and it was time to leave the table! Well, needless to say we were not going to move for the preppy scumbags. So, like the assholes they are, they talk shit to me (I was the smallest one at the table.) My friend steps up and tells him that he is going to shove his pool cue up his ass sideways if he don't back off. Well, it got loud and the whole bar stopped what they were doing and looked at us. The owner told us to take it outside. We decided that that would be a good idea. At this point the preppy faggots turn white. They play it cool and tell us it's OK, we can have the table. This is not good enough for my friends, who by now are very mad that we have been interrupted. They offer to buy us a round for the problem. But again, its too late. My friend tell them that he is going to beat him within an inch of his life. At this point, they go running out of the bar, jump in the little BMW they have and drive off.

Anyway, the moral of the story is: Don't come into a bar you have never been in before, drink 2 fucking miserable beers and start shit. Piss off the wrong people and its over!


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posted on 03-18-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
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Yuo sure thats who it happened? And not the other way around. Where you and your buddy's had the beer muscles?


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posted on 03-18-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Yea DrunkBoy, you tell him..
You tell him Your not the one with whom to Fuck


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posted on 03-18-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
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drunk boy being the mean drunk? well will wonders never cease :)

well it's st patricks day there were lots of amateur drunks out there last night...but you are definately not one of them


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Drunk Boy
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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quote:

Yuo sure thats who it happened?


Christ, are you drunk right now? Did you have 2 Zimas? Stay away from me and the pool tables! DEEK!


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posted on 03-18-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Wow this thread got me riled up for a second there... Then I saw it was to Rookie Drunk People.

My bad... :)




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posted on 03-18-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
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dammit DB
you shouldve taken out your fucking machine gun and blew their heads off

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posted on 03-18-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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Damn you drunk boy your gonna rooin it lol. I know I caint speel I wennt too publik skol


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