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Delusional Angel
whiny bitches unite
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
FU to the sales guy in my new department at work. I was just promoted here a few weeks ago so I don't really know these people too well yet. One of the sales men hit on me a few days ago. He even went as far as to ask me if I ever wanted to go out for drinks. The guy's been married for 15 years! Then I hear he had a fling with the girl who's place I took. Eww, why can some men be so scummy?

ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 9:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
why can some men be so scummy? because there so good at it.you must be hot to get hit on.wanna go out for drinks?

happy anal jim
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

He even went as far as to ask me if I ever wanted to go out for drinks.



Is this hitting on? My boss does this all the time and I don't think he is gay. I know I'm not.





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI


Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 9:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
So a guy asked you out for a few drinks. So what? That doesn't necessarily mean he is hitting on you. And don't believe everything you hear. Maybe he is just a nice guy who knows that you are new and he just wants to break the ice a little, make you a litte bit more comfortable.

Or maybe he just wants to take you back to his place, strip you, throw you on your stomach, thrust your head in a pillow, and fuck you so hard that your ass looks like finely pounded pork chop.

Could go either way.

Wanna go out for drinks and test your luck?

Lord Slug
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 9:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:

Is this hitting on? My boss does this all the time and I don't think he is gay. I know I'm not.
Are you trying to set yourself up? haha.
You are new to the position. Maybe he wanted to welcome you. Or, maybe he "just wants to take you back to his place, strip you, throw you on your stomach, thrust your head in a pillow, and fuck you so hard that your ass looks like finely pounded pork chop." (great idea tussle)


*I am teh un-original.

This message was edited by Lord Slug on 6-26-02 @ 9:28 AM
Delusional Angel
whiny bitches unite
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 9:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
asking me out for drinks was just one of the things he's done, trust me, i know when i'm being hit on. i can tell the difference between a guy being nice and a pig wanting to get laid.

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 9:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

a pig wanting to get laid.
[oink]Did someone call me?[/oink]
quote:

My boss does this all the time and I don't think he is gay
Isn't your boss really hairy - like a BEAR? ;)
quote:

I know I'm not.
Getting past the stage of denial is the first step towards coming to grips with your sexuality.


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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

So when is the next bang party?


barch97
BBTB
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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
There's a few guys that I work with that I've asked to join me for lunch at a bar. I've been too nervous to make a move. Do you think they'll ever figure out how badly I want to fuck the living shit out of them?




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
They might get a clue if you take them to one of "those" bars, so that might be an idea to consider.

If that doesn't work, take 'em out anyway, lace their drinks with a little date-rape drug, get 'em to a hotel and hump the night away.

Why does getting laid have to be so complicated? :confused:


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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

So when is the next bang party?


ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
what else did your boss do? did he whip it out and ask what are we going to do about this? because if he did and you still weren;t intrested;he must be a small guy.i know when i do that i have problems getting women to look me in the eye and treat me like a person

happy anal jim
Lord Slug
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:

Why does getting laid have to be so complicated?
Agreed! Women complain that guys ask them out and they complain when they don't ask them out. What the hell? Make up your fucking minds!


I am the master of the obvious.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

What the hell? Make up your fucking minds!

It gets better when you get married :rolleyes:
quote:

i have problems getting women to look me in the eye and treat me like a person
Too easy...


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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

So when is the next bang party?


mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

Getting past the stage of denial is the first step towards coming to grips with your sexuality.



You know, what you say makes sense.
Would you like to go out for drinks and talk about this further? :rolleyes:





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI


Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I bought the fucking bitch pizza, she knew I wanted to fuck her!

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
oh sorry... did I forget the sarcasm tags?

I guess I have to actually spell this out...

Delusional Angel, get over yourself. What the fuck? Be flattered that he might be interested in you and politely decline. What business is it of yours what he may or may not have done with other employees? Or, if he's married? Don't let him buy you a drink or two. So, what?

The sooner women like you stop acting like every guy that looks at you is harrassing you, the sooner women that are actually sexually harrassed will be taken seriously.




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I'm just pissed no one has im'ed me requesting permission to jerk off to my pics.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm just pissed no one has im'ed me requesting permission to jerk off to my pics
I was suppossed to ask first? Oops...
quote:

Would you like to go out for drinks and talk about this further?
But won't the bear get jealous? I don't play the part of "the other guy" well.
quote:

oh sorry... did I forget the sarcasm tags?
There was no need, I just tried to make teh funney...looks like it didn't work all that well (but I'm proud of it nonetheless).


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

So when is the next bang party?


Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I'm just pissed no one has im'ed me requesting permission to jerk off to my pics.




I would....but I dont want the new MOD to ban me!!

FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

The sooner women like you stop acting like every guy that looks at you is harrassing you, the sooner women that are actually sexually harrassed will be taken seriously



My Hero. Barch for President.





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI


Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
In all seriousness, Barch is right. It seems that if you even look at a woman in any way, she can accuse you of harrassment and make your life a living hell. Fucking ridiculous.

A friend was telling me a story of a co-worker who almost got fired. He was walking through the office and was passing by the fax machine. There was a woman there, faxing something. Almost directly behind her, there was a desk, so he had no room to get by. He lightly put his hand on her shoulder to get her attention and ask her if he can get by. She told the boss that he tried to fondle her. Unreal.



This message was edited by Tussle King on 6-26-02 @ 11:28 AM
Delusional Angel
whiny bitches unite
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
i never said a thing about sexual harrassment. im simply expressing my opinion personally i feel its wrong for a married man to be acting like this. i wouldn't want my husband doing it but that's just me

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Well, when you're husband does it, feel free to come back here and complain about it.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Delusional Angel
whiny bitches unite
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
i will, once i get one :p

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Keep bitchin' about every guy that offers to buy you a drink and you'll land one in no time... :rolleyes:



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

He even went as far as to ask me if I ever wanted to go out for drinks. The guy's been married for 15 years!


[Sarcasm]He probably just wants to get to know you better on a professional level[/Sarcasm]


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