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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:12 PM      
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sons of bitches. why is that the everytime i take the garden state parkway, i seem to get a "ticket" that my ez pass didn't register? it says "ez pass paid, go". it's a driving hazard to go any slower than i'm already going. the whole point of having ez pass is so you don't have to slow down. if there's something wrong with that, maybe we should do like they have in virginia, and make a seperate section of the highway for ez pass drivers, so you don't have to slow down. for once the hicks did something right!
fuck ez pass, i'd rather pay the stupid tolls.



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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
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I second that FU. I've noticed you can only go 5 miles per hour on the parkway in an ez pass lane. At least for the midtown tunnel you can go faster.

I find that annoying.



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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
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hey lent, did you end up going to the game on monday?

the fucking parkway says you can go 15 miles an hour, this afternoon i went 13, and it just said "go". i should be getting another notice in the mail...again.



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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
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quote:

hey lent, did you end up going to the game on monday?



yep. and i wanted three hours of my life back. fu mets for losing! :mad:



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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 12:34 AM      
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And then they hassle you for a $30 fee for going through an EZ Pass toll without an EZ Pass when I fucking HAVE an EZ Pass, forcing me to go to their head office in Secaucus, stand on line for an hour, talk to a pimply, couldn't-get-into-college-if-my-daddy-was-the-Dean dipshit who tells me to send in a copy of an old EZ Pass statement along with a bill from the credit card with which I payed the bill so that they can review whether or not I have to pay the motherfucking, stupid, undeserved $30 fucking fee!






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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 8:52 AM      
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Fuck the whole bunch of ya's.

Where were you all when FTL was calling me a bitch for not bending over to politely receive an EZPass ass fucking?





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Ferret
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 11:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

yep. and i wanted three hours of my life back. fu mets for losing!



Dont you get used to it after awhile?

Back on topic, I refuse to get an EZpass because I know that in time they'll start giving you speeding tickets if you get from one toll booth to the other and your speed is averaged to be above 55. Fuck The Establishment!



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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
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I love Ez-Pass. Living off an exit of the NJ Turnpike and adjacent to Staten Island it comes into use 90% of the time when I'm going anywhere. It's a lot easier than searching for spare change, which incidentally is a cause of my seat belt latch being broken. I've never gotten any kind of warning or ticket from them and I've been using it for about two years now. As to the speed you can go through the booths, I believe they raised it to 15 MPH all over NJ even if the sign still says 5. I regularly go through at around 25 with no problems. The ONLY complaint I have about it is the placement of the ez-pass booth sometimes. Sometimes, you have to cut pass 4-5 regular booths in order to get to an EZ-Pass one which in my opinion is an accident waiting to happen. Also the jackasses that get all the way up to the EZ-Pass entrance and then discover they don't have it and block your way trying to get into another lane.

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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
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quote:

I refuse to get an EZpass because I know that in time they'll start giving you speeding tickets if you get from one toll booth to the other and your speed is averaged to be above 55.
Shut the fuck up. That kind of bull shit speculation does not help the cause one bit.



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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 11:43 AM      
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As long as they have red lights that take your picture if you run them in NYC and rental cars that monitor your speed and gives you a ticket if you go over the limit down South, there's no way anyone can convince me that it's not the next step.




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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
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You obviously have not read the other FU to EZ-Pass thread that I linked above. I'm not going to repeat all of it. I showed you where the answer is. You may choose to live in denial and ignorance but, stop contradicting me when you obviously haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about.



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SweetAngel
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

it says "ez pass paid, go"

For the past couple of months, every time I go through EZ-Pass, no matter what my speed, it just says "GO". I haven't gotten any tickets in the mail. Should I be worried? :confused:







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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
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quote:

Should I be worried?
Do you have EZ-Pass?



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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
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EZ Pass rules. Sure, in Jersey they have some problems with it but who cares I live in NY. Even with the problems you people have, i still think it's easier to have to correct one of their mistakes than it is to wait in the fucking cash line.



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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
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For weeks my EZPass did the "go" thing, then finally I got a "call center", yurns out my tag had died and had to be repleced, but no ticket for me. Now my partner on the other hand got a couple of "go" signs, then got popped with a ticket. My suggestion, if your tag starts acting odd at all, call them up and they'll tell you to send it back for a replacement. NOTE.... once you send it in, give it maybe a week then hound them, otherwise you will not be getting a new tag anytime soon.



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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 9:23 PM      
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quote:

Do you have EZ-Pass?

Yes...but good question! ;)

Slack...I don't wanna call EZ-Pass...I don't have that much time to waste.

I guess I'll just wait and see what happens.







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posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:18 PM      
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I have to admit, I'm a little offended by this, SweetAngel. Have I ever given you bad advice? Why didn't you consult me on this most technical of decisions? :(





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posted on 07-02-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
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they should spend less time giving out fines and more time trying to fix their fucked up sysetm


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SweetAngel
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Why didn't you consult me on this most technical of decisions?

So sorry Micky...I had EZ-Pass before I knew you.

Update: Still just saying "GO" -- and I still haven't gotten a ticket or called about it.







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posted on 07-02-2002 @ 6:59 PM      
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quote:

maybe we should do like they have in virginia
umm i hate to inform you but that will never happen. Virginia is in the South, where they actually put a little thought into what they are doing, unlike the masses of morons that reside in the north.


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posted on 07-02-2002 @ 8:32 PM      
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Yeah, 'cause the first thing everyone thinks when they cross the Mason/Dixon line...

"Damn, these people are so smart."

:rolleyes:





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posted on 07-03-2002 @ 1:28 AM      
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Yeah, wait....Yeah I just wet myself. Thanks Barch.
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posted on 07-03-2002 @ 10:04 AM      
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Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a TV show
With some smart-ass New York Jew
And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox
And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too
Well, he may be a fool but he's our fool
If they think they're better than him they're wrong
So I went to the park and I took some paper along
And that's where I made this song

We talk real funny down here
We drink too much and we laugh too loud
We're too dumb to make it in no Northern town
And we're keepin' the niggers down

We got no-necked oilmen from Texas
And good ol' boys from Tennessee
And colleges men from LSU
Went in dumb - come out dumb too
Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes
Gettin' drunk every weekend at the barbecues
And they're keepin' the niggers down

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We're rednecks, rednecks
And we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground
We're rednecks, we're rednecks
And we're keeping the niggers down

Now your northern nigger's a Negro
You see he's got his dignity
Down here we're too ignorant to realize
That the North has set the nigger free

Yes he's free to be put in a cage
In Harlem in New York City
And he's free to be put in a cage in the South-Side of Chicago
And the West-Side
And he's free to be put in a cage in Hough in Cleveland
And he's free to be put in a cage in East St. Louis
And he's free to be put in a cage in Fillmore in San Francisco
And he's free to be put in a cage in Roxbury in Boston
They're gatherin' 'em up from miles around
Keepin' the niggers down

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posted on 07-03-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
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update: my dad got a letter in the mail that said the 2001 chevy caveliers (which i have), have a metal strip in the windshield that fucks up the ez pass. so now i have to get the ez pass for the plate. bastards!



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posted on 07-03-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
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Blame WorldCom.




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