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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: FU to my exboyfriend-best friend
pinkplaybunnie69
posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
A big huge pot of FU goes out to my ex boyfriend -best friend Jeffrey for being the worlds worst dickhead. He rather have sex with his homework then go have some raunchy fun with his girlfriend. :mad:

My neck my back,lick my pussy & my crack
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
So, uh... you're single then? :-D





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
pinkplaybunnie69
posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Hmm I wouldn't call it that. I would call it girl seeking fun and attention from any available male. ;) :-D

My neck my back,lick my pussy & my crack
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
pot?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
I would call it girl seeking fun and attention from any available male.

I would call that a whore.

Well, hellooooooooo there.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I see you're new to our little group...

Welcome. Perhaps you'd like to take a look around our "WOW" forum? Maybe you could lure the sort of "available male" you're looking for over there...





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I'm not that new, but if you really wanna see my nippies, I'd be habby to obige there, barch.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
pinkplaybunnie69
posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Hmm.. we will just have to see about that... I am innocent I swear.[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm] :cool:

My neck my back,lick my pussy & my crack
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Oh.... you meant her.

You should really be more specific.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 9:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I wasn't talking to anyone in particular...

I'll take 'em wher I can get 'em :-D





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
I would call it girl seeking fun and attention from any available male.


Gosh!

You're the first woman to ever use this approach around here!

How'd you get to be so darn original?






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 10:44 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
I would call it girl seeking fun and attention from any available male.

quote:
Gosh!

You're the first woman to ever use this approach around here!

How'd you get to be so darn original?

Shut up and fuck me, you sexy bitch.


Daddy's Little Girl
TheJays
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I MAKE COOL PICTURES
Proud To Be An American		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 10:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Hmm I wouldn't call it that. I would call it girl seeking fun and attention from any available male.


Let me see if I fit the qualifications...

1) available male- well, I am kinda booked between games of Smackdown! Just Bring It and James Bond dvd's, but I can make some time, only if you defintion of fun is the same.
2) Fun- I do have two controllers for my Playstation 2, and I have a big couch, big enough for me to lay on, and you can pull up a chair from the dining room.
3) Attention- Well, I will acknowledge the fact that you not only have hair, teeth, skin, and a mouth, but also that you have a vagina. That's more atention than some guys give.

So , whut do ya say?

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
pinkplaybunnie69
posted on 06-29-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Sounds good to me. ;)

My neck my back,lick my pussy & my crack
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 11:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
I have a big couch, big enough for me to lay on, and you can pull up a chair from the dining room.
LMAO :-D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 11:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Shut up and fuck me, you sexy bitch.



About fuckin' time...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:47 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
So, this is an FU to homework then?




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1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October
3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
I would call it girl seeking fun and attention from any available male.

I would call that a whore.



Whore is such an ugly word. Now slut, that is much better :)

and Jays, I'm very interested in your proposal, what kind of kitchen chairs do you have? Are they upholstered?



For the road less traveled ain't for the faint of heart
For those who choose to play it safe and never stray too far
Me I want to live my life and one day leave my mark
And it all might come together
And it all come unraveled
On the road less traveled


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
"Trollup" has always been a personal favorite of mine.

"Strumpet" comes in a close second.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
"Harlet" is good too.



Thank you Austin!
MadMickwop
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:
My neck my back,lick my pussy & my crack


Pink, do you wax or shave?





“God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to defend it!”

--Daniel Webster
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Jezebel is my fav.



MadMickwop
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Hey Painter is that Froy and Vos having a moment in your Sig?


“God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to defend it!”

--Daniel Webster
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Froy and Anthony



MadMickwop
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
That's really good. So Ant's God and Froy's his Jesus bitch, then?



“God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to defend it!”

--Daniel Webster


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