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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 9:09 AM      
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I want to give a huge FU to my oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth a week ago. I went to get my stiches out yesterday, and now my jaw is practically locked shut. I can't eat, and I can barely open my mouth enough to drink from a cup...oh and did I mention that I can't talk? Yep....wonderful way to start my day. Now I can't go into work until I get in touch with him to find out what the hell is wrong with me. :(



My new daddy told me to run away, and my old daddy won't be my daddy until the DNA test results come back...someone please adopt me :)
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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DON'T WORRY - It will take a little while for the soreness/stiffness to reside.

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Fyfetallica
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
well funbags hunnie, once you get your jaw semi functional, i know some excercises to get your jaw fully functional again, you know where to contact me if you are interested :)



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BannerClicker
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Did anyone else jump to a conclusion as to what happened just from reading the topic of the FU and her screen name?

Maybe I have a sick mind.

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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Mashed..I had the other side done two months ago and this shit never happened before, so I am a little worried...and VERY hungry. I faxed a letter to my doctor and I am going there later, so hopefully he can open my jaw. :)

Fyfe...what kind of excersizes are you speaking of? My virgin mind does not comprehend. ;)



My new daddy told me to run away, and my old daddy won't be my daddy until the DNA test results come back...someone please adopt me :)
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Even though it was a similar condition, your mouth/jaw reacted differently this time. Last time I had a impacted wisdom tooth removed, it took 2 weeks before I could open my mouth wide enough for real food. It sucked having to cut everything into tiny pieces so I could eat.

OH WELL - Feel Better

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:( Ok here is the most important question...did you get some kind of pain killer?? I am in pain and this Advil isn't cutting it... And this two week of no food thing will help me fit into my new bathing suit :) Yahoo.



My new daddy told me to run away, and my old daddy won't be my daddy until the DNA test results come back...someone please adopt me :)
SFShield
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
She said Oral

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MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I actually was given a presciption pain-killer, can't recall what it was, but then that whole period became a blur. Your oral surgeon should be able to prescibe you something if the Advils aren't working.

I recall receiving an antibiotic too

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Banner...what was your conclusion? ;)

And nope no drugs for me....just keep on applying heat and it will all get better....this blows.



My new daddy told me to run away, and my old daddy won't be my daddy until the DNA test results come back...someone please adopt me :)
roonedit
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
DO NOT APPLY HEAT. IT WILL MAKE IT WORSE!!!
You should be using ice. You want to reduce swelling, and numb the pain. Heat will aggravate it.


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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My wonderful doctor who says..."Wow I don't know how this happened" said to apply 15 minutes of heat and then 15 minutes of ice....neither of which is helping. I am so hungry its not funny...I would think at the very least he would give me a muscle relaxer....oh well.



My new daddy told me to run away, and my old daddy won't be my daddy until the DNA test results come back...someone please adopt me :)
Fyfetallica
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 7:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Heat and Ice? its like a cross Mojonation



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BannerClicker
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
YOu didnt get any sort of pain killer?
I got Percasets when I had mine out and have never heard of anyone not getting a pain killer.

Thats rough..feel better.

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Fyfe..yes heat and ice...makes no sense to me either.

And Banner...nope no pain killer...I swear I am ready to drink myself into a coma...maybe when I wake up I can open my mouth.



My new daddy told me to run away, and my old daddy won't be my daddy until the DNA test results come back...someone please adopt me :)
Rog2K
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Did anyone else jump to a conclusion as to what happened just from reading the topic of the FU and her screen name?


banner, I'm with you. Very disappointed....

(PS: I Laughed so hard my lungs shot out of my body and splattered all over the monitor!)


Don't hate me because I'm bueatiful...



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