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William T Bash
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:51 PM      
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A big Ron Jeremy sized F-U to people that hate the Gooks, chinks, and yellow monkeys. Cause I myself am a yellow monkey boy. We've been fucked with beacuse for some reason we all can't drive cause it's hard to see through those eyes to, having small dicks. Well dam it's hard enough to live life with people thinking you a fucking genius, and asking about shit, but to say we got small dicks...that hurts. I might not be Ron Jeremy size but you fuck with me and I'll stick my 7 inches in your mouth so you can gag to death on my bananna jucies. And I drive dam well too.

Kid Afrika
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
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nevermind


This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 4-2-01 @ 10:40 PM
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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
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Hey man,it's kewl. To tell you the truth, I have a thing for asian chicks. Asian Goth chicks actually. If your sister has a stereotypical small penis, you need to help us make a love connection ;)

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
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quote:

7 inches

I thought a gooks avg size was 3/4 on an inch.


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Kid Afrika
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
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Tequila, you seem to know an awful lot about the size of asian men's penises...




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William T Bash
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
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But I'm no average gook, I'm a New York home breed gook. I eat more than rice and fish, I eat all that American processed food which I guess grew my average gook dick from 3 inches to 7, I guess.

William T Bash
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:39 PM      
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Oh, and I'm no average gook, acually I'm fucking stupid compared to my fellow asians. Well F-U to me for ending up in a Community College, cause of all those bong hits, and not Harvard or any college in California filled to the brim with gooks.

Kid Afrika
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:45 PM      
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quote:

I'm no average gook


who ever accused Koreans of being smart?

I thought that was the Chinks and the Japs...



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
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For someone trying to defend Asians, you sure are using the word "Gook" quite liberally.



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
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Nah seph thats the lingo. Just like my nigga. I think this is going spread you are going to hear my dothead, my towelhead, my faggot, and others. See if you use it then it doesnt become offensive.



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William T Bash
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
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Well I figure if my black friends call themselves "Nigga," I'll call myself a gook.

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:59 PM      
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Asian porn. I love watching a asian women get naked. Sometime they have the gook men whip out there 3/4 inch "Hammer". You just have to laugh when that happens


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bluetarp
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
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Wassup my crackas? While throwing racial shit around, figured I could join the fun. The only nasty shit I say about asians is about the communist fuckbags they let run shit over there. They do have some really strange food though. Then again, I eat peanut butter and relish sandwiches, so who am I to talk. Fuck it, a round of beer for all, whatever brands ya want.


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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-03-2001 @ 2:28 AM      
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quote:

Then again, I eat peanut butter and relish sandwiches



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posted on 04-03-2001 @ 2:33 AM      
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Hmmm peanut butter and relish...I'm gonna have to try that one. I have yet to find something that doesnt go well with peanut butter. ;)


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bluetarp
posted on 04-03-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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Well, FeelMyFunBags, since I am a man, no, I don't think I am pregnant. The best combo though is peanutbutter and sweet relish. MMMMMMMMMM good. How can I get that yummy goodness inside me? yeah, that old gag.


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