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HUDSON
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:40 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My Fucking Roommate "moved" her boyfriend into the house today while I was at work. The retard is a drug addict which, while I can accept a little pot, dealing pot out of the house and doing coke, I really feel sketchy about, he laughs all the time like Jim Carey as the Riddler! I would love to take a steam roller and mash both of them to paste and save the American Gene pool from the shallow end!


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy
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Just Jon
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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So call the cops.

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Rog2K
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Have a "convieniently" timed police raid on the house. An "annonymous" source must have "accidentally" called the cops....


"The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
Arthur Dent
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Who's name is in the lease? If your's is the only name on the lease, you can LEGALLY have him removed. If hers is the only name on the lease, it may be time to find a new place. If BOTH your names are on the lease, then you've got problems.

You need to deal with this QUICKLY before the situation gets out of hand and you wake up at 2a.m. with a cop kneeling on your back.



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American Fing Psycho
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Just talk to the chick and see if you can work something out. If you can't, hit over the head with a bat.




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HUDSON
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I am looking for a new place now. Calling the police is a sketchy situation at best since she has given suck jobs to half the force (I swear, I am not making this up) There is no official Lease since we are renting from a friend. I just want to take a bat to this bitch!!!


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy
Grabmyjunk in another dimension
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Would that be a whiffle ball bat???? :)




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Rog2K
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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Use both bats. A regular one to the head & the whiffle bat to the other end....


"The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
HUDSON
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 12:07 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Update: She went out tonight with him and got pulled over.... they searched him and found enough pot to arrest them both for dealing! Shoud be interesting..... HA HA There is a god!


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy
Grabmyjunk in another dimension
spitfire421
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Gotta love it...Instant Karma :)

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


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posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
See? Looks like everything worked out for you eventually, Hudson.



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Rog2K
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Just don't get caught up in their shit. You never know what they might charge you with just because you live with them...


Remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.
HUDSON
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My roomie totally rolled on the guy and was not charged. The boyfriend's stuff was packed and ready to go by the time I got home from work today! There was no way she was taking the rap with him and loose her new truck!
I spoke with my lawyer about it and so long as I am up front with the police and do not have any illegal narcotics in my room, which I have nothing to do with other than legal shit, I have nothing to worry about. Maybe I should play the lottery, everything happens in threes...
(Is my sig pic working?)


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy
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This message was edited by HUDSON on 4-11-01 @ 11:34 PM
HUDSON
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The fucking bitch is retarded!!!!
After breaking up with him and almost landing in jail, the dumbass twat is going back out with him!Basically because he said he needs her or he (implied) will kill himself!
IF a woman on this board can explain why she is going back out with him I would love to hear it!


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy
Grabmyjunk in another dimension


This message was edited by HUDSON on 4-16-01 @ 11:36 PM
HUDSON
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Back to top! I am serious guys HELLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy
Grabmyjunk in another dimension
spitfire421
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

IF a woman on this board can explain why she is going back out with him I would love to hear it!


Um, low self-esteem???
...a bad relationship with her father???
...he seems to have complete control over the relationship, maybe she can't leave?



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O_N_A_Fan
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I think I'll have to agree with everyone else and say, call the cops on this lame-ass boyfriend. Unless he pays you rent and adds his name to the lease, he really has no right to even be there permanently (and your roomie should know this) Call the cops, and anonymously clue them in to the fact that he's pulling this shit, and get his sorry ass arrested. And if you want some other advice, tell them that your roomie is aiding and abetting him. Possession is nine tenths of the law, and therefore, they can both get into some serious shit. However, you might finally get rid of some dead weight.


This is legal, isn't it?
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RATTMAN
posted on 04-21-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Kick his ass out!!! And if she gives you a hard time, kick her ass out too!!!!!!!!1

HUDSON
posted on 04-22-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well She gave the guy a goodbuy banging on Thursday and an "it's over Johnny" letter on Saturday. I guess alls well that ends well.


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy
Grabmyjunk in another dimension
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 04-26-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh my God!! She has gone off the fucking deep end! I don't know who fed her this line of shit but I she accused me of being a leech and mooching of her, which I cannot understand since I pay the majority of the rent and, for all I know, the majority of the bills since I have never seen any of them! She called me a liar and a fight starter, which I have no idea as to what she is refering and now I have to find a new place to live. She treats me like a walking ATM! She says, oh I need the rent in cash by tomorrow(being the 20th) I was like um... By law once the first of the month is set up as the pay date, It is not due until the 1st! I am really weirded out by all this. I think It boils down to the fact that she is in over her head with her truck. ARRRGH! If I were raised to hit women this woman would be a fucking bloodstain! Fortunatly, I am a gentleman born and raised. Now punching out her boy friend, now that is an entirely different matter....


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy

GRABMYJUNK
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Now She wants me to stay through Sept!
I think I am going to say fuck you and get out with my soul!!!
Lesson to Me: no good deed goes unpunished!!!
CUNT!!! PSYCO CUNT GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"

GRABMYJUNK
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
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cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
CUNT!!!!

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RonRon5477
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Well, go out to Wal-Mart, get some ski masks, a crow bar or baseball bat (which ever you prefer), and kill the boyfriend.. then plant the bar or bat next to the girlfriend and you get off scotfree!!!

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