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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-06-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
For not knowing how to place addresses along the streets. Where I come from you start with 1 at one end of the street and continue going up until you reach the end of the street. Very rarely will you run out of numbers. But not Valley Road in NJ, oh no. They can't handle addresses with more than 3 digits so when they hit 1,00 they just start going backwards, meaning there are two, TWO, of every address, one on this side and one down the other way. Jesus christ, that was the stupidest thing I've seen in a long time.




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HummerLovin
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posted on 05-06-2001 @ 8:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks Brownstone! Fuck Jersey man! How hard is it to sell cigarettes at a fucking gas station??!! I would have been to the party a half hour earlier, but i had to scour the fucking town for smokes first!! (of course, that was before i knew i could just get them at the bar)
And after missing the exit on the GSP i finally got myself on track and was heading south on Valley road and noticed the number going up from 800!! I almost turned around, but decided to keep heading the way i was going and then the numbers started going down again!!
Oh, and bars closing at 1 o'clock??!! WTF!!!???!!

Whew... I feel better now...





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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 12:01 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I had that problem when I first got to NJ from Pa. Now I realise that they split the road into N or S or E or W or just start over if it goes through multiple towns And don't get me started on traffic circles!!!
The bar closed at 1??? Guess they wanted to get rid of a bunch of drunks!!!

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Sephiroth
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
well, if you didnt get so fucked up with me and Pantera in the mosh-pit last night, maybe you would have been able to think more clearly!



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HummerLovin
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posted on 05-07-2001 @ 1:31 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And don't get me started on traffic circles


hehehehehe... Luckily, the route i took didn't involve traffic circles.. But i remember having the displeasure of having to be in Jersey for a month when i was in the Air Force and good fucking christ!! "Look kids! Big Ben, Parliament!"




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bluetarp
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Guess it shows what a nut case I am. I asked to move to NJ. No place I'd rather be! Circles and jughandles and tolls, oh my!


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Raven
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Part of the FU is accepted by me for forgetting that Valley road goes through Cliffton, Upper Montclair before you hit Montclair -- sorry all who got somewhat lost -- my bad
Bar close at 1:am is town law
Cigs -- krausers in less than 1 block from bar


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This message was edited by Raven on 5-7-01 @ 1:49 PM



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