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Grumpy
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posted on 05-09-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Fuck you to younger people calling me "Sir" and meaning it out of respect for my age.
Fuck you to being considered "mature"
Fuck you to feeling my bones ache in the morning
Fuck you to getting sick more often and not feeling right anymore
Fuck you to Doctors telling me "it's part of getting old"
Fuck you to not being young anymore.

Just a huge gaaaahhhhdammmmmn FUCK YOU TO GETTING OLD.




5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?

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candy girl
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
F U to the kid at the restaurant saying "you're turning 24 you're not old yet, next year is when you'll be a quarter of a century old"



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Ronreddog
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Fuck you to getting sick more often and not feeling right anymore


AFUCKINGMEN! I am suffering with bronchitis as I type this, it occurs annually now!

Getting old sucks, but, compound it with the years of drug abuse, and it is even worse!

What I would give to be 21 again!

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SNAKEBITE
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
It could be worse you could be short too.....oops sorry about that.

Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Daisy_NJ
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Your age is just a number. Don't let the amount of years get you down. As long as you have a good time and enjoy life, you will always be young at heart.

Damn that sounds so corny, but I hear that works.


Hope that helps-

Daisy

Ronreddog
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Daisy, just seeing you post with that pic makes me feel young again! ;)

Older men are more experienced! That's is definitely a PLUS! :)

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posted on 05-09-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Getting old sucks


still beats the hell out of the alternative.


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Grumpy
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posted on 05-09-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Daisy, it's not the number that bothers me. It's the process of aging. The physical changes that happen. That's what sucks.

Don't get me wrong, thank God, life is good. I'm alive, I'm breathing. It's just the little nudges that I get that let me know that I'm not as young as I used to be.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?

The latest member of the Grumpy Household: shyjer.
Any and all complaints should be directed to me.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 05-09-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
It's ok Frump, I'm sure the doctor will write you out a prescription for Viagra, don't worry


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SNAKEBITE
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
And you can pick up your prescription while filling your order for Depends. lol

Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Reign
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Daisy you said that age is just a number, but the aches are a constent reminder that your not 21 anymore. When you turn 40 and feel the same aches and pains doing the normal everyday things then let us know if age is just a state of mind.


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Old??? When I start feeling old that is when i will probably have a nervous breakdown. I don't want to get old. I guess the big 30 is what I'm waiting for...ugh!!! 5 1/2 months away...maybe I am old already???





Half assing it.
Ronreddog
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
GW, 30 is nothing, once you hit 35, that's when it get real bad. I know it is based on the individual, but, all I want to do is eat, fuck, and watch hockey.

Is there something wrong with me?

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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
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quote:

all I want to do is eat, fuck, and watch hockey.



What no beer!?!?!?!





Half assing it.
Tequila
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posted on 05-09-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Fuck you to getting sick more often and not feeling right anymore

I didnt know you were pregnant Congrats so who is the father? KID? FEZ?


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Ronreddog
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
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quote:

What no beer!?!?!?!


Okay, I left out the beer and cigars and the JD!

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Dana Dillon
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
All of you make me feel old.43 years old today :(.And just got out of the hospital.Hubby called 911, couldn't breathe tought I was having a heart attack.Only they fucking pollen.The reason I love this place.All you kids make me feel young!:)

And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!
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posted on 05-09-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
AMEN BROTHER.

You know what I'm going through, let's talk, maybe we will both feel better.

Lord knows I need to.



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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 7:53 PM      
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANA DILLON!!!



Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


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Reign
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 7:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Dana I'm right behind you at 41.


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