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GonzoStyle
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
FU to these teenagers that feel the need to flcok to the 7-eleven at about 11 pm on a school night.

My car broke down and i had to wait for AAA, about 90 mins. I am looking at these 14-17 year old pricks. Most of them smoking and trying to pull off looking cool doing so. You know holding the cig like a joint, or the other half hold the smoke in their mouth without inhaling. And why do they feel the need to flick their ash before and after every puff?

I wanted to smack the taste out of this one kids mouth for wearing pajama bottoms and a spider man t-shirt, yellow none the less. They have a couple girls who think they are attractive but to a 16 year old horney kid well if he'll fuck a couple couch cushions he'll stick his dick in anything.

And the couple guido's in training these are always fun. They got the moe haircut but it's slicked back with the dark pants and wife beater tt shirt and leather jacket. Walking around like they are hot shit they get me the worst. This one fuckin midget especially so i accidentaly opened my door as he was running in between cars....ooohhh that looked like it hurt i'm sorry, you ok?

Buy your coffee and leave go have major orgies, hang out at a club, hang out in front of someones house, get a bottle of JD or johnny walker and go off get drunk. Just don't converge around a fuckin quik e mart motherfuckers. With your BMW's that daddy leased for you acting like you worked for it.



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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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I hear you loud and clear Gonzo. Those fuckers are annoying.





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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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You know your getting old when...



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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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I dont get this whole pajama in public crap. It is one of the most retarded fads ever.



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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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GS, did they have one pant leg up to their knee?? Thats the thing to do, I have heard.





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Shoring
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
the one pant leg up is old now
the new fads are pajamas, belt on but not buckled & this is kinda hard to explain ... you have your shirt on except for one arm is outand it is kinda pulled up on that shoulder i dont know it is some stupid shit i see my nephews friends wearing

Raven
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 7:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
i live 2 blocks from a 7-11 and they do that here too -- i wanna take a gun and kill them all --- thin out the herd



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windowlck
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Gonz, did you get any #'s while you where out there?


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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
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I hate those posers. It's funny because I was once their age. Now I've come a long way now that I'm 20 years old.



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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
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Gonzo. Simply, thank you for this FU. The thing I can't stand about these kids, is when you walk into 7-11 and you are shot dirty looks.

Hey man back off, just getting cig’s and I am on my way. I am sorry, are you the bloods of 7-11? Am I invading your territory? Sorry I did not know this parking spot is your the head quarters of your "crew"

FU, go home and watch Leave It To Beaver.


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This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 5-11-01 @ 10:04 PM
bluetarp
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 11:33 PM      
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Damn this is funny. I was standing around my deli, one of those nice older person hangouts, talking this same shit to the owner. I am definitely on the getting old bus too.


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Kwyjibo
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 11:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Here Here!!! In this town its mobil and the Dunkin Donuts. Get out of the way and let me get my gas or my coffee you little piss ants.

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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
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quote:

FU to the teen white yuppie motherfuckers who converge to the 7-eleven

And you being a man of color can really relate to this. LMAO

But I can relate about these assholes. I always had to work for whatever I got. Never had mommy or daddy hand me anything on a silver platter.


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posted on 05-12-2001 @ 8:15 AM      
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quote:

get a bottle of JD or johnny walker and go off get drunk

Wait, don't you mean Boones and Mad Dog?
Seriously though, you just remined me of why I hate going into a 7-11 after 5:00 pm. Suburban kids in front of a convienence store...that's New Jersey in a bottle
Hey, we're cool because we're standing in front of pay phones with cigarettes I stole from my father.

GAGOOTZ
posted on 05-18-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Gonzo, you hit the nail right on its f-ing head! I feel like the exact words you were saying, were coming out of my mouth. There is a 7-11 about one and half a miles from my house. I go there at night to get a drink and my cigs when I need them. THe best is when you are walking to the door of the place and these little 15 year old preppy white kids in Wu-Wear clothes come up asking you to buy them some Old-E and Newports. I live in Scarsdale, full of rich white surburbinite jews (no offense to anyone), and they all act like they are blacks from the ghetto. Until they see me get out my baseball bat becasue they call me " a punk nigga" for not buying them beer and cigs and punching my car, I chased one of the little fuckers down, and beat his fucking ass (not with the bat). Cops come, I explain myself (not to mention the cops are my friends :-) ) and I go on my way while the little bastard gets taken home to his lawyer or doctor parents! It sickens me, the attitudes these fuckers have, my family don't have money, I have to work for my money too buy myself food, clothes, gas, cigs, beer, and anything I may need. I wish I could just take them to the Bronx or Bed-Sty in Brooklyn, and see how they'd measure up against the real deal mothafuckas! UURRGGGHHHHH Now I'm all angry!!!



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wage
posted on 05-18-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
you must live in the same damn town as me!

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wage
posted on 05-18-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
you must live in the same damn town as me!

sorry, came through as a double post for some reason.

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This message was edited by wage on 5-18-01 @ 11:55 AM
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-18-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I live in Mount Vernon , which is a town or two down
from Scarsdale. Someone said it's the Dunkin Donuts
and Mobil around their area. In Westchester County,
it's all three. If what that dude said about chasing
down that kid and kicking his ass is true, THANK YOU! I
walk by these fucking jagoffs with my girl and they look
at her like she's a piece of meat and they give me
dirty-ass looks. There is a 7-11 right next to a Dunkin
Donuts in Yonkers, which I live a hop, skip, and a jump
from. There are ALWAYS heads out there, and some of
them look like they are in their thirties. Someone
needs to take a Jim Duggan 2x4 to these f'ers.


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ClusterF
posted on 05-18-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'm pickin up what you're puttin' down, my friend. It seems that every time I make late night breaks for smokes, the same token crowd of delinquents is hanging at the local 7-11, occupying all the goddamn parking spots, and wasting space (not just parking space... human body space!!!)

These fuckers irritate the hell out of me... two of 'em drive these souped and jacked up monster truck looking Ford Broncos. These guys are the living poster children for society's fuck ups, and God knows why they feel the need to convene at 7-11 like a western Mecca (which is more than appropriate considering all of the Indians that work there). Always with their cigarettes and skank ho looking teeny boppers. Drives me nuts.

The hell if I would be caught dead hanging out at 7-11 when I was their age. I don't get it.



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GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-18-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Anyone else go to the 7-11 in Yonkers on Bronx River
Road know what I'm talking about? Or the one on Garth
Road in Scarsdale?


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