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jewdown
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
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Fuck it right in the ass with a baseball bat wrapped with sandpaper!

If I wasn't so scared of death, I'd kill myself!

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAhhh,now I feel a little better.
TNX



This message was edited by jewdown on 5-11-01 @ 10:01 PM
Rone
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
hang in there bro, hopefully things will get better for you.



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Francine Banger
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Yeah just think how much worse Life will be for you when the Devils dont win the Stanley Cup.

jewdown
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ahahahahahaha!!!
Ahahahahahaha!!!
Damn you're a fucking laugh riot there Frank Humper.

Fortunately, life isn't based on the outcomes of one's favorite teams' seasonal success.

However, if it was, I bet you'd be on a ledge at the moment, and I'd be on the ground yelling JUMP!!!! Come on you Ass-f!!! Jump!!! Rid the world of ungodly bile such as yourself!!! JUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPP!!!!!!



This message was edited by jewdown on 5-11-01 @ 10:51 PM
bluetarp
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Actually, I prefer to say fuck it with a 10 foot wide steel bristled broom, salt the bristles, and wrap paper towels around the handle to keep the blood from lubricating. Yes, I have way too much free time.


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!
Francine Banger
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
you got me Jewdown.

and who is this Frank you speak of?



This message was edited by Francine Banger on 5-12-01 @ 2:16 AM
HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 3:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ya know Jewdown... i've liked you since you started here.. But i'm just a tad irritable tonight.. So here is my message to you..
Fuck you! Either explain what the fucking problem is or don't waste our time.. If you really have a problem then tell us about it and, who knows, maybe something that someone says will help you.. Fuck you to life is just stupid.. So either suck it up and deal with it, or explain what the fuck "fuck you to life" is supposed to mean.. Otherwise, if you're afraid of suicide, i'll take care of your problems for a small fee... Do you prefer a bullet to the head, or several stab wounds?




"Exams are over and I am happy! So, if i'm mean, it just means that you're an asshole!"


jewdown
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 7:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hummer, my apologies. I to get frustrated with vagueness now and then, so I'll explain.

I meant life in general. Dealing with work, family, friends, and prioritizing them. Worrying about your bills, and car, and anything else that empties your wallet.
For example, The past two days I worked 11 hours eachday. I'm about to go back right now for another full day. This being Mother's Day weekend, I have to figure out when to buy gifts for my mother, grandmothers, and my daughter's mother, and when I'm gonna see them all. I have tickets for the Devils game tonight and have to figure out who to bring.
You see, it's just that the every day stress and aggrivation builds up. (I know everyone deals with shit like this) Like many others here, I just had to vent a bit.
Gotta go to work now, I'm gonna be late.

HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, i can kinda agree with you there.. I'm kinda bummed cause i couldn't get home to see mom on mother's day.. Well, sometimes when life takes a good hearty shit on ya you've just gotta say fuck it.. At least you've got your health.. (that old fuckin' gag) Venting helps too man.... Hope things get better for ya...




"Exams are over and I am happy! So, if i'm mean, it just means that you're an asshole!"


SpazMan
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Yo it's pretty bad to say FUCK LIFE cause that means you really go some serious problems. You should truly get some help.

Peace Out!
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jewdown
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hummer, thanx man. Like always I'll get through it.
To add to the list of shit - last monday I had a lump almost the size of a golf ball removed from my back. It was sent out to be biopsied(s/p), its routine. The doc said he's 99% sure nothing is wrong. But there is always the fear factor
On the plus side, I got my income tax return today and I'm going to the Devils game tonight. So sometimes life is good to you if you tough it out.

Spazwoman, if I couldn't handle my own problems then that would be the biggest problem of all. Now go play by the trains little boy.

ClusterF
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh my lord.... Jewdown, the king of one liners speaks and is actually articulate!!! Who would have thunk.... Jew, you always crack me up with your "Fuck this's and fuck that's" always cursing up a storm, but I don't think I've ever seen you write this much, so this shit must be getting to you. (

I can say that I can comiserate with you right now like you wouldn't believe. My job is kicking my ass, I am stressed out beyond belief, and it is definitely affecting me otherwise. Right now I am on the outs with a wonderful girl because of it, and have had no time for myself to even think about the things that really matter. I'll be lucky if I can find time to get my mom a card today, let alone anything else (I guess I should get the fuck off of this board and go do that, huh?) I've been working 15 hour days, only to come home and sleep just to do it all over again. All my girl wants is a little attention and reasurance that we're cool, and I can't even give her that because I can't stop working, or stop being either irate over it or thinking about work when I'm not working. It's a goddamn train that won't stop, and like you, I would rather say fuck everything than try to sort it all out and prioritize. So to make a long story short, I agree. Fuck this.... Fuck that.... Fuck it all!!!!

Ahhh.... I should say that more often. I feel better.


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bluetarp
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah, I'd definitely go with the steel bristled broom. That sucks Rikishi ass. Good luck!


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!



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