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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU..or funny story..whatever | ||||
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| ClumsyChaos | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:58 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | First let me give a big FU to people you are too unstable and can not handle the stress of morning traffic. Ok here is what happened to me this morning. I'm trying to get on the highway, there was lots of traffic. I was just trying to edge myself over on to the highway from an entrance ramp. This one guy kept being a dick and speeding up and slowing down so I could not get in front of him. To my self I say "Asshole" This prick rolls down his window and asks "What the fuck did you call me (he must of read my lip[s through the glass. I say "I called you an asshole" Him- "Lets pull over and I will kick you ass right now" Me- "get your ass back to your getto" This last line really pissed him off. I finally got on the highway and got into the second lane. He had his driver window down, and as yelling and throwing shit at my car. I was just laughing. Here is the best part though. Because he was too busy yelling at me and not paying attention to the car in front of him, he rear ended a big pick up truck and smashed in his front end. I stopped my car, side by side with his. In my best McFoley voice said "Have a nice day!" It really made getting out of bed worth while for me.  Why dont you people get you own Sig pic...stop using my X symboll | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | that is funny for a morning. Kinda sucks for him though. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Ah, the joys of road rage.  | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | holy shit, that is some funny stuff. good story, wish i was there to see it. proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me | ||||
| Raven Portugal | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | it's funny cause it's not me if need E-Mail Me "We all need... a haven. A sanctuary. A place to hide. A place to escape. A place to dream and hope. A place... where the darkness won't be so frightening. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. But for some, the darkness is a relentless enemy. It cannot be eluded. And once the darkness senses your fear; once it senses your pain, it is never far behind. I can empathize with these people. I can understand their futility. I can forgive their hopelessness. I feel their pain. Quote the Raven, nevermore." | ||||
| ClumsyChaos | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:57 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | It's now 2:00 and I still cant laughing at the look of his face on the impact of the collision. I wish I had more time this morning because then I would have stayed to tell the police what happened and how he was throwing shit at my car. That would have made this even funnier for me. Why dont you people get you own Sig pic...stop using my X symboll | ||||
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