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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
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I hate when I wake up in the morning and I can feel the chunky Phlegm in my throat! I guess I smoke too much weed and too many cigarettes, but who cares! I shouldn't have to deal with this kind of shit in my life! THe worst part of it is, if you try and hack it all up, then you end up fucking puking!! Dirty god damn phlegm...FUCK YOU!!!!


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KeeKee
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:34 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
ahhh...breakfast anyone?

I hate that damn crust in your eyes in the
morning..what is that S?



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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
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I hate the morning full bladder.

But, that's a different FU.

I hate phlegm too. Maybe not as much as Corpse (FU Corpse), but maybe only because it is spelled so strangely.

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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
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Oh Corpse stop with the sexy talk, i cant get all hot this early in the morning, i have to get ready for work...lol


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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:45 AM      
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quote:

stop with the sexy talk, i cant get all hot this early in the morning


What can I say, I know how to smooth talk the ladies...and FU Buttmunch!


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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
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I never knew how to spell Phlegm. Thanx Corpse.

Phlegm sucks...how dark does yours get. I've cough up grey shit after a heavy night of hooka hittin'.





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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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quote:

I hate the morning full bladder

I hate that too BM, but what I really hate is the morning full bladder with the morning wood. That hurts.



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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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quote:

I hate that too BM, but what I really hate is the morning full bladder with the morning wood. That hurts.



Try taking a piss with that morning wood. Ugh


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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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try aiming it, too.morning wood piss is hard ennough to control, but you also got the 2 stream affect going

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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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That's why I utilize the "Superman" technique when having a full bladder and morning wood.
As for the phlegm, have you ever coughed up one that made you puke while you were driving. That happened to me once, I think the guy in the camaro behind me got a little pissed...

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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
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Morning phlegm huh? Well I told you to quit going to those atm's at night but would you listen? NOOOOOO! LMMFGDSSHYO!!

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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 5:55 PM      
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Hey TFEC, why don't you ever come out anymore? I'm sure everyone would love to hear every show reference imaginable over and over and over and over........again...


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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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*******EDIT**********

FUCK YOU DOUBLE POST'S
FUCK YOU TEQUILA

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This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 6-8-01 @ 6:40 PM
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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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Damn Corpse maybe if you hit the bong when you first wake up you want care to much about the phlegm.

I hate the coton mouth when you wake up after a night of drinking now that just sucks.

ohh yeah almost forgot FUCK YOU BUTTMUNCH, CORPSE, and TEQUILA!!!1

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Try taking a piss with that morning wood. Ugh

Exactly my point fez. :)



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posted on 06-10-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I call morning phlegm Lungsnot. The worst f'ing
thing about the stuff is that you HAVE to hock it
up. You can't just leave it because it'll annoy
the shit out of you. And then once you start
hocking it up, it just feels like there is so much
more down there@ FUCK YOU, MORNING PHLEGM!

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posted on 06-10-2001 @ 7:48 PM      
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quote:

I hate that damn crust in your eyes in the
morning

Well if you let guys do things to you then that wouldnt happen;)

I agree with you corpse

And FU BM,BJ


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