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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Yes, FeelMyFunBags, you were. My apologies.


Trying to be a good
little newbie since 5-31-01
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Magus, I completely understand. You my friend are a victim of what I call the "Best Friend Plague". You are a nice guy, who doesn't have "player" moves, you are probably very open and honest with them, and more than willing to help them in any way you can. You become, for all intent and purpose, exactly what they say they want from a boyfriend, minus the physical contact.
The absolute most gutwrenching phrase they pull on me is "why can't I find a guy like you, why do I attract the assholes of the world?" Mind you, this comes after they have made it quite clear that they can't be with you because you are "friends".... or she "loves you like a brother". There is one girl in particular that knows full well that she could at any time have me, but still pulls that line out.

The problem is that women are full of crap for the most part. They claim that they want the sensitive guy that will treat them like a queen, when in reality, for some reason they are drawn to those that will walk all over them. The worst thing is, that no matter how convoluted they are, how full of shit they are, we will continue to chase them and love them.



Now two, TWO! spots open!

DevonGetTheTable is the newest graduate of the Slackjaw School of Attitude Adjustments! Report any transgressions to me..... screw that...he's YOUR problem now!...lol




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