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jackal420
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
I want to send out the mother of all FU'S to all the girls who have a long relationship with you and then drop you like a bad habit for your bast friend. I was gonin out with this girl for 4 years, i was hit by a drunk driver crossing the street and ended up with 3 separated disks in my back, 4 briken ribs, broken collar bone, and a broken forearm. he was driving a SUV all over the road. he got on the sidewalk and ran me over. after 8 months in the hospital i went to see a movie alone and saw both of them making out. today 1 year ago it happened, i crawled into a bottle of whiskey and haven't left since. but i have had a lot of fun in that whiskey bottle and never plan on leaving.

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just before you die
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mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
wow. i was mad bc this chick i liked didnt come over the other night. wow- bad luck 4 u dude

"i hate people that dont get it!"
spitfire421
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Fucking Bitch!!!

Sorry, man, I couldn't imagine! We're not all that bad but I think that's one of the worst I've heard, though...I would have gotten major revenge on the hu-a, hey, I know it doesn't solve anything but it would make me feel better


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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Brittney
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Did you guys ever officialy break up, or did she just assume because you were in the hospital, it was over?

I've been adopted by spitfire!!!
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
maybe he had more money and a bigger johnson than you. just kidding, time to crawl out of the bottle and exact some sort of revenge. think evil.

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Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
this sounds like a good premise for an after school special b/t/w what is a hoer could you mean whore

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

what is a hoer could you mean whore



sound it out and all will become clear.

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL



Master of the Air Guitar !!!!
njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I totally understand jackal. Hang in there dear, it'll get better soon.

Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey arp i know what it sounds like but i didn't think i would need a course in ebonics to read the board.

SNAKEBITE
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Sorry to hear about that jackal but there's always barber college. :)

Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
bluetarp
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
My brother married a tramp. They had a son. The son died at 4 months of age due to medical complications. 1 month later, she ran off with their bank account, leaving the bills to him, with a truck driver. His best revenge. Declared bankrupcy so the bills went to her, and found a less trampy women to marry.

The stupid shall be punished!
Unicron
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
dude...it sucks......i would not want to be you..i don't want to me either, so i think the whisky sounds good..i'll join ya.


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sykopathchik
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N
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
fuck jackal .. man im soo sorry sweets..

it does blow had it done reversed lost the girl friend also fuck that ya dont need neither ..*
I lost my ex to drugs prety much i saw it after 3 4 years whatever dood just blows hard that it was ure boY ..: my deepest fu's right alonG with ya sweeets * :(




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