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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to mental retardation in cats | ||||
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| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:16 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | I love my cat Gabrielle, but after two years he still hasn't learned that if he hangs out around my feet and trys to rub up aganst them while I'm walking, he'll get kicked in the head accidentally. It happens over and over and I fear the more he gets kicked in the head the worse the retardation will get. BoxOfWine will be attending the Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance until 7/20, one more opening available. | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 5:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | stop kikking your cat in the head!!!! Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies ages ago E-Mail Me | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I don't do it on purpose. I'll be walking along and the next thing I know my foot connects with his cute but stupid head. BoxOfWine will be attending the Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance until 7/20, one more opening available. | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 5:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | ahh... that makes sense Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies ages ago E-Mail Me | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 5:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: I think the bigger issue for your cat is being a male and named Gabrielle. That might "confuse" him at some point. J/K . My stupid ass cat, Marty, does the same thing. But he was never all there to begin with.  "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 8:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I meant Gabrial, my bad. BoxOfWine will be attending the Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance until 7/20, one more opening available. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 8:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Dare i repost the Bonzai kitty website? Kill them all. All of them. Let the Blood flow. The Children. The Pets. The Friends. All of them. There are no Innocents. Finish them all I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. Please, for the love of christ, do not send me a E-mail | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 8:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | stop making me laugh you fuckers...
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 7:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | FU to "Crouching Kitties Hidden Cat Puke" and spending the morning finding it and cleaning it up!!! :( | ||||
| NJ Panther | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 10:16 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Ours does the same...then again now he stands at the front door and barks...freaked me out the first time I heard him do it.... "When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute." | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 10:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: you are talking about a cat, right? well, i guess you should start getting concerned if he starts chasing cars...  | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 07-30-2001 @ 6:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I thought I was the only one with retarted felines... try getting your cat a little helmet Brownstone...it worked for me... Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 07-30-2001 @ 7:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | i've got a great book called "how to kill your girlfriend's cat". i find drugging it and laying it behind the rear tires just before you're leaving to take your chick to dinner works best. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 07-30-2001 @ 11:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | my cat really is retarded. missing part of its brain that controls some of its motor functions. its mother had a virus at birth. when she sneezes she tips over, shit like that. she doesnt think anything is wrong, but it is funny as all hell. Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-31-2001 @ 10:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Thought this song was appropriate: When the game of life makes you feel like quittin it helps a lot if you kill a kitten mark my words 'cause from where i'm sittin' you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten there's no crime that you'd be committin' i know the law- you can kill a kitten and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitten' you'll get plenty when you kill a kitten feed it turpentine or break its spine crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten if the one you love isn't quite as smitten she'll like you better if you kill a kitten and i'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written if ye loveth jesus ye must kill a kitten flush it down the can hit it with your van drown it in a lake bake a kittycake throw it at a train make it snort cocaine stick some tnt up its cat booty do what you must do as long as you kill a kitten killing kittens isn't easy and if the thought of it makes you feel quesy grab a pitchfork from the shed and kill a puppy dog instead kill a kitten kill a kitten a little furry kitten An anti-Stephen Lynch and makes fun of O&A listeners on this site: Enemy of the show | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 07-31-2001 @ 12:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | All cats are at least slightly mental... My 4/20 (her birthdate) Siamese kitty has pretty bad crossed-eyes and they're always moving as she tries to focus...when she was a kitten it made her have not so good balance and you have to feed her cat treats, snacks from you hand cuz she can't see food if you drop it in front of her LOL My new kitty Magnus is a total spaz, always underfoot...he also has a tendency to run to fast straight into a wall LMAO, he's brainless, he'll play with one of those fishing pole toys until he's panting like a dog, about to pass out, yet he still won't stop, you have to hide it from him...He also bites as a sign of love  Will the soul survive ultimately Oh, will peace ever be found When I drag my feet on hallowed ground I don't wanna know what the future will hold I don't wanna pray cause I'm lost anyway I have adopted graffixrulz into the School of Altered Reality[Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 07-31-2001 @ 12:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | My cat is just stupid retarded. But I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world. He's my little buddy I've had since the 4th grade, and I'm graduating high school this June. But I have to agree, cleaning up the puke found in random places throughout the house pisses me off.  | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 4:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:Dont' we all do that? ...I know I do...  Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 6:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | as a mother of 3, um, 5 yearolds, i think, don't worry about it. i think they like it ;) mine are all retarded in their own "special" way. getting kicked in the head is what cats do. if you need any more info, i'll forward you my freebie purina one petlife magazine that they keep sending me... quote:i think they do that on purpose  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) This message was edited by crx girl on 8-3-01 @ 6:34 AM | ||||
| Kim | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 7:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | My boyfriends mom has a ragdoll cat -- she paid $500 because he's a pedigree and also paid for airfare to get him here...You'd think he'd have some kind of intelligence! The damn cat is retarded -- he has a nice clean litter box and he won't do his #2 in it...he ALWAYS goes on the rug next to the box! That damn cat is mental!!! His mother is constantly clean up after him...  The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation." "Nunc scio quit sit amor." "The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." -Victor Hugo | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 9:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | My buddy has a few moments of retardation, but is otherwise a very healthy hapy little 5 year old. If 16 lbs is little for a cat. Anyway, my cat is a medium length hair cat, and I never have to clean up the hairball pukes. The bounce hairball treatment snacks work wonders. 3 to 5 snacks per day, and I haven't cleaned a puddle of puke in over a year. Also, I put him in a harness, on a leash, and take him for walks 3 to 4 times a week, and he eats some grass which helps too. "Cheeks" does get underfoot, but his most retarded moments are when he sneaks up behind me and lays down behind my computer chair. Roll back without looking occasionally, and this horrific whail eminates from him.  Heaaa fishy fishy fishy fishy. And it went, wherever I, did go! | ||||
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