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jewdown
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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Damn, they suck!




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posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
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Yeah jewdown, I agree. I mean, what the hell are employers thinking nowadays? Why on Earth would they want clean and sober employees? ;)


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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
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Clean and sober during work is one thing, but if you wanna get fucked up after hours, that's your god damn right! But if you want a job that doesn't discriminate, find one that doesn't test...


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Unicron
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 5:51 AM      
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how about not using the drugs. that would make you free and clear for the tests


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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 6:31 AM      
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how about not using the drugs. that would make you free and clear for the tests
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Unicron
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 6:37 AM      
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drugs = bad. why do something you can get fired over....it ain't fucking worth it.


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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 6:52 AM      
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Corpsegrinderjunk said this because it's true:
Clean and sober during work is one thing, but if you wanna get fucked up after hours, that's your god damn right!
basically, if you don't like 'em, don't do 'em...just don't tell me what i can & can't do on my time...
quote:

drugs = bad
all drugs, or just the ones the government doesn't collect taxes on?
quote:

why do something you can get fired over....it ain't fucking worth it.
this i agree with, but don't make a blanket statement about drugs...what about the people who steal from their employers or sexually assault co-workers, but are drug-free...is that ok?

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King f-tard
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 7:56 AM      
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Ever heard of a store called GNC? I have a job where I got tested, but I am still here, and I never stopped smoking.




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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 7:59 AM      
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Ever heard of a store called GNC? I have a job where I got tested, but I am still here, and I never stopped smoking

That's because the drugs GNC push are still quasi-legal.




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Snoteater
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
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quote:

this i agree with, but don't make a blanket statement about drugs...what about the people who steal from their employers or sexually assault co-workers, but are drug-free...is that ok?



What are you talking about???? This makes no sense! Your comparing Drug use to sexual asssult?? What do the two have in common?? Nothing, other than there both jailable offenses. At least make a point about something that is akin to the subject.

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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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The point that I think Moron was trying to make is that just because you are a drug free employee doesn't mean you can do anything better than someone who uses. You can hire someone based on the fact that they are qualified and do not use any narcotic and they come in and fuck the company totally. Then you can hire someone who is also qualified but they ssmoke weed and they will perform to no end. Most people have the misconception of potheads being slackers, and when we are stoned, most of the time we like to chill. But the reason that most people out of their teens use pot is because they have high levels of stress, and the buds help reduce that level when they are out of the work place. While we are on the subject, alcohol is a drug and it's fucking legal! so just because some people don't use illeagl drugs, it doesn't mean that they aren't a drug addict.


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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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What do the two have in common?? Nothing, other than there both jailable offenses.
Snoteater...first off, you answered your own question... secondly, my blanket statement comment was more about the drugs=bad comment that was made, but i didn't include that in my quote because i had just quoted it for another purpose... Coprse basically said what I was trying to say... Just because someone uses drugs on their own time doesn't mean that they use on the job... so, I don't wanna hear any bullshit like drugs=bad, because it's completely false... i'll admit that there are good drugs and bad drugs, but don't make a blanket statement...

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King f-tard
posted on 07-27-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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That's because the drugs GNC push are still quasi-legal.


No, no what I meant was that they have the little cabinet that is locked and the guy has to open that contains the magical pills, that when taken with lots of water, mask anything in your system. Thats what I meant. I still smoke all the time, its what makes life fun and enjoyable.




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posted on 07-27-2001 @ 9:17 PM      
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I still smoke all the time, its what makes life fun and enjoyable.



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JohnSlack
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Dude Its so F'ed up - they test for pot because it might 'hinder your job performance' but they'll hire you if you are a drunk, a bi-polar skitzo, a kid toucher, or a psychopath.
Its great, coke and all that stuff is out of your system in a matter of hours to days, yet pot, which is basically harmless is there for months..curses..


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posted on 07-30-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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posted on 07-30-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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Drugs are bad. Mmmmm k

Black Lazerus
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
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quote:

Dude Its so F'ed up - they test for pot because it might 'hinder your job performance' but they'll hire you if you are a drunk, a bi-polar skitzo, a kid toucher, or a psychopath.


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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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King f-tard, these little "magical" pills also come in a 1 hour "magical" drink.
Thank you, Herbal Clean products.

Still smoking & still working.





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This message was edited by jewdown on 8-3-01 @ 9:18 PM
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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
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Still smoking & still working.

No shit? Well, hope the shift at Arby's goes well....


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jewdown
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
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Hey Don on the phone! You monkey fucking jack-off!
Do you write jokes for Dice?

What I do for a living is no business of yours.
But I will not have you assuming that, because I smoke a joint or two here and there, I have a meaningless
job such as your own!
So take your cheap shots and shove 'em up you aids infested ass!




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NJDrunkrone
posted on 08-04-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Who ever invented drug tests should be castrated!!


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posted on 08-04-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Yeah, I'm sure your job is really meaningful. We all need to rent a video every now and then.

As for what I do, nevermind. Let's just say that you wouldn't understand it anyway.

Oh, and since you obviously can't take a joke, GO FUCK YOURSELF


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jewdown
posted on 08-04-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
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[opieannoyinglaugh]HAHAHAHA[opieannoyinglaugh]
Your 3rd grade fast food & video rental humor has me in stitches!
Don, if you are suggesting that I can not comprehend the "green glass here, brown glass there" theory, you are highly mistaken.
BTW, I can to take a joke. But bad jokes ,such as yours, I have no tolerance for.
So Die my friend. Just simply DIE!

Yes Drunk One, they should be castrated, along with Don, so there is no opportunity of these fucking ass-f's reproducing.

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This message was edited by jewdown on 8-4-01 @ 9:34 PM
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posted on 08-04-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
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Jewdown, where should I start?

First of all, if pot is so important to you that you would risk your career over it, keep on toking. Perhaps my joke stings so because you do not consider your job a profession. In that case, I'd suggest finding something you truly enjoy and make that your career. Maybe that will even fill the void you use pot for now.

I must admit, my drug of choice is beer. I enjoy one or two on a fairly regular basis. However, when I do imbibe, I do it responsibly, as you claim to toke responsibly. The only difference is I am not honor bound by duty to not drink, only to not use illicit substances.

You are violating the trust between you and your employer by continuing to use drugs. You are lying to protect yourself, only not verbally. Therefore, you are being dishonest to yourself and your coworkers, and are no better than those you accuse of being less than honest.

My boss does not tolerate drug users, and obviously yours does not either. Otherwise, the company could save that $200-$500 per employee. Of course, in my career, it would also be hypocritical to break the law. In your case, it may just be poor judgement.

And, once again, GO FUCK YOURSELF


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