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| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 08-05-2001 @ 10:03 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01  | Yes, I realize, without customers, it's silly to have a job in retail. BUT There are a select few neanderthals upon this earth that make me have headaches on the job that are so bad, I can't see straight. Today for example, right before closing, SHE walked in. For one thing, she was shopping in the CLEARANCE section, arguing with prices. Even after getting manager after manager up to shut up your stupid fat face, you still felt the need to argue. There is no need to open up a can of whoop ass upon a 17 year old chick working part time in a CRAFT STORE. I wanted to vomit on you and insert knitting needles into your inflated cunt to induce your abortion. People like urself should not breed, and I pray your children disown you and are adopted into loving, caring homes which are obviously not what they experience now. I hope you rot in hell, and end up getting a job in retail, so you have to deal with stupid people like yourself. But Thank You to the customers after you, for giving me some sympathy and not whining too much. Put a bag over your head the next time you talk, hopefully you'll choke on the plastic and die. My God, I feel better now.  | ||||
| brodieman | posted on 08-05-2001 @ 10:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | i feel your pain shelle, god for bid i go half an ounce over an a half pound of roast beef i'm cutting for some fat twat...she'll probibly eat it before she gets to the car. and dont ever tell someone we are out of yellow american cheese, people WILL kill for yellow american! retail sucks weither its food or cloths or crafts  BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH! I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden. And along with the sunshine There’s gotta be a little rain sometimes. When you take you gotta give So live then let live and then go-oooo, I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden. | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 08-05-2001 @ 11:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yea, I used to work in retail, and a lot of the customers were definetly annoying. One experience with a jewish woman (90% of the customers were) still makes me laugh. Here is how the dialogue went. Woman: I have a coupon for these shirts for 10% off. Me: Sorry Ma'am, it says right here that this cuopon is not valid for this particular brand. Woman: What, That's not fair, Here I was thinking I would get 10% off. Me: Sorry Ma'am, there is nothing I can do, it says right here on the coupon. Woman: That is really not fair. It's just not fair. *Same Dialogue for the next 5 minutes* Me: (Not giving a shit anymore) Ok, ok, I'll manually take off the 10% in the cash register if it means so much to you. Woman: Are you alowed to do that? Me: Not really, but... Woman: Nah, If its against the rules don't bother. Its incidents like these that make me glad I will be working in an office from now on.  | ||||
| Spork | posted on 08-05-2001 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Ahhh, nothing a little double-bill of "Clerks" and "Office Space" won't fix! Who doesn't wish they could be more like Randal?  "Look how hot they're getting. And that's an old picture," Anthony says. | ||||
| brodieman | posted on 08-05-2001 @ 11:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | hell yeah spork! "this place would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers" BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH! I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden. And along with the sunshine There’s gotta be a little rain sometimes. When you take you gotta give So live then let live and then go-oooo, I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden. | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 08-05-2001 @ 11:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | One of my favorite Randal quotes: "I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilirating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?" | ||||
| brodieman | posted on 08-05-2001 @ 11:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | "i didn't see those" "how about these two" "oh those suck" sorry for turning your fu post into a clerks quote room shelle :) BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH! I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden. And along with the sunshine There’s gotta be a little rain sometimes. When you take you gotta give So live then let live and then go-oooo, I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden. | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 08-05-2001 @ 11:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Yeah, um, same here "I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule" | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-05-2001 @ 11:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "No ice? what you mean you don't have ice? you mean i gotta drink this coffee hot?" Too much from the wounded But I see, See through it all See through, And see you. | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 08-06-2001 @ 12:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I work in a technical repair capacity, and I can vouch for the fact that the customer isn't always right, in fact, they are usually wrong. It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47, you'll love it. With leather? | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 08-06-2001 @ 2:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | some customers at my old coffee shop were just as braindead. sometimes, if the person wasn't a regular, i'd ask "miss? coffee?" and she'd just be like "yeah, please." uh, excuse me miss cunt, but how the fuck do you want it???!!! this and dealing with an obnoxious old fuck "helping" me out was enuf to drive me mad some days, but thankfully i had school to look forward to after it (sarcasm). nothing better than dealing with ass-f's at 6 in the morning. shelle, i hear ya.  darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS NyQuil: Big N, little y, BIG FUCKING Q! | ||||
| I Rooned It | posted on 08-06-2001 @ 3:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | My theory: Everyone should be required to work at least a year in retail. People will have more compassion toward each other and bitchiness will be eliminated from the face of the earth. "Cute cat, what's his name?" "Annoying Customer." "Fuck You." (walks out the door) You Give Me Head, It Makes it Worse. Take out Your Fucking Retainer, put it in Your Purse. ---Jello Biafra | ||||
| McBourbon | posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | I'm with you Bink...so is my girlfreind. She cuts hair and had an Asian woman drag her whole family in (4 kids plus her) with 5 minutes until closing time. And I just get dumb asses at Jacobs Field asking me where the ATM machine is at that they just walked past, where section 137 is when they're standing in section 137 and too fuckin' stupid to look up and read a sign, and my favorite so far: "Will these stairs take me up?" YES! YES THEY WILL, YOU FUCKING MORON! (No offense to FN Moron.) Rock on, Shelle! Fuck customers!  F you....I'm drinkin' and hockey season's comin' up! | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | mcB, just like in ghostbusters: Dan Akroyd: "Where do these stairs go?" Bill Murray: "They go up!" (sorry to slightly defile shelle, had to say it) darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS NyQuil: Big N, little y, BIG FUCKING Q! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | OK, here's my two cents. Don't take this as an insult Shelle, you know I love ya, but... I work part time in retail also. I work in a bicycle shop. The reason I work there is for several reasons. I make plenty of money at my regular job so that's not it al all. I do it because 1. I love bikes. I love riding them, and talking about them, and everything that goes along with them. 2. I like dealing with the customers there. Now that's not to say I like dealing with customers everywhere. I know people can be assholes. They are demanding and insensitive. But at a bike shop, you get people when they are weary about backhanded salesmen, but you ge to turn them around and make them leave delighted. I love to talk, and I will talk to them about everything under the sun (sometimes bikes don't even enter into the conversation). They realize that I'm not an asshole. When I talk, I don't talk down to people. They like that alot more then if you talk to them like you're an expert and they know nothing. There's nothing like the look on someones face after buying a bike. If it's a kid, it's their first bit of freedom, and speed, and big time fun. If it's an adult, they feel like a kid again. I understand that some retail businesses suck ass, but I'm in one that is great. It may sound sappy, but I don't care. I look forward to working in the bike shop that 1 day a week.  | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 08-06-2001 @ 8:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | today was better... i gave every customer who didn't piss me off some chocolate. and the ones who didn't get any got REALLY pissed. It was a great day ...and Maynard... SHUDDUP!! **hugs** you know I love ya | ||||
| NAMBLA Prez G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kid Touching Corps | posted on 08-06-2001 @ 11:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | You wouldnt think that customers at a toy store would be too crazy. But hey. One thing thats great about being a manager instead of your average stock boy is that you CAN be rude to cee-sucking customers. Lemmy give you all todays great exchange of words: Bitch with kid: Where's your bathroom? Manager Pat: Sorry our's is broken and its kinda for employees only anyway. Bith: What do you mean its broken? Pat: It doesnt work, sorry ma'am. The store next door has one. Bitch: You mean to tell me all your workers have been working here all day and none of them used the bathroom? Pat: No, one person went next door. It really doesnt work. Sorry. Bitch: Well I dont believe that. Pat: (No response) Bitch: Well I might just have to have my daughter go on your floor and you'll have to clean it. Pat: (Now furious) If your daughter pisses on my floor, Im locking the door and calling the cops on you for public urination. And the security camera behind me will be enough proof to convict you because you threatend to do it AFTER I kindly told you our rest room was out of service. So go ahead if you want, I'll get my keys ready. Bitch: (Says nothing, grabs kid and walks out) Nothing like taking one back for us poor clerks. quote: Not to be a dick, Rooned It, but the line the guy says is "Fucking Dickhead", not "fuck you", then storms out. Its one of those movies one has to memorize. Either way, the best Randal Graves line of the movie in my opinion is gotta be: "No time for love Doctor Jones"  I had a great sigpic once, now its just a small red x in a box "Gimmy the bat, faggit" "I AM ZEROMUS. I AM THE HATRED!" Graduated from ShinRa Inc. Newbie School Sanction, so suck it.....whitey. | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-06-2001 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: i take it you didn't like this person????  SIG PIC CREATED BY Jolene78 E-Mail Me METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! (ok maybe not this year but i aint chainging this) Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!! Resident Strip Club Pimp Very Proud Member of the OA.com Stalker Society | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 08-07-2001 @ 3:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | hmm, i think i've got a few: "sorry, we don't open til 3," "ok, well i'll just sit and wait then" in our way while we try to set up. "the music's too loud here, could i move to a new table please, oh i know we're a party of 10 and you're completely full, but this music really is too loud" not much later, they're dancing to the band. "the sun's too hot/is in my eyes, i'd like you to pick up my table and put it over there under that tree" these are just a few things i'm tempted to try in an indoor restaurant, just to see what happens. oh, and then there was the guy, who sat at a table right in the middle of the place, on a friday night, during the dinner rush, and then proceded in throwing a frisbee to his dog when there are kids running around and waitresses carrying trays full of food. even after he was asked by my boss twice to stop because all the other dogs in the place were getting riled up he kept throwing it. i just don't know what's wrong with some people, but other than those freaks, i really like my job :)  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) | ||||
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