The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - FU to Parents/Verizon/Ex-Wife/Lawyers
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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:03 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01
Fuck You Mom and Dad for mailing your phone bill late and making them shut off the phone. Now I have to pay it immediately before they will restore service. Fuck You Verizon for shutting off service the day the bill was due. Fuck You Kerri for making me move back home with my parents because I can't afford to pay the fucking credit card bills off and afford an apartment. Why do you need it paid off so quickly anyway? Fuck You lawyers for demanding so much money for doing a divorce. Why do you need so much money to do such a small amount of work? Now I have to stay at my parents for even longer to pay your sorry ass too.
Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
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I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
didn't want you think that nobody was paying attention
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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:24 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01
Thanks, but it's not about not paying attention. It just seems to feel better if you put yourself out there and let others know how you feel. Wether they respond or not isn't the issue. It's that you opened yourself up in the first place and vented. It makes it feel a little better.
Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy
I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
sorry, what was that? i stopped paying attention. lol
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Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
you know i'm here.... when u need me....
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00
Sucks Maynard. I actually have to move back home too. Luckily it was only a girlfriend that screwed me...Oh wait that wasn't me.
I have 23 more days then it's back home. Ugh!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 2:16 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01
The worst part about moving back home again is twofold. 1. I have lived away from my parents so long, it's weird living with them again. 2. How do you bring a woman home to your parents house??
Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
AFDude
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 2:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
quote: The worst part about moving back home again is twofold. 1. I have lived away from my parents so long, it's weird living with them again. 2. How do you bring a woman home to your parents house??
I feel for ya MGK. For 5 months after I graduated college I had to move back until I got sent down here....bills piled up and it was just easier. It was a rough few months though, since I was so used to be on my own. To answer #2...good luck, but if yours are as nosy as mine are, you won't be...
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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 2:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
quote: 2. How do you bring a woman home to your parents house??
Honestly a real woman will understand the situation you are in and not think poorly of you. If she acts all odd about it, she's honestly not even worth it.
why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?
Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 2:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00
quote: How do you bring a woman home to your parents house??
You don't.
Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy
I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 3:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
quote: How do you bring a woman home to your parents house??
make it a friend of your mom's
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 3:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
OH please i went out with a guy for 11 months who still lived home with his parents and it just made trying to do "things" more exciting :-)
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SNAKEBITE
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 3:08 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
quote: How do you bring a woman home to your parents house??
You don't!!
It's called a hotel room.
Oh by the way FMFB thanks for changing your sig pic. I was starting to get sick of seeing man boobs every time you posted. lol
Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 3:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
hmmm planning on bringing me home already?? j/k
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:44 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01
Thanks FMFB, thats encouraging. Everyone else, I didn't mean take her home to have sex. That I would do elsewhere. I just mean to come over. It just feels weird hanging out at my parents house.
And yes Shelle, I was. ;-)
Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 8-8-01 @ 10:51 AM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
quote: Thanks FMFB, thats encouraging.
No problem hun, it's really the truth...it should never matter where you hang out, it should always be about being together (sorry I'm just a sappy fool....could be why I get my heart broken so easy). But seriously, don't worry about it...just make sure where ever you are hanging out is clean...that is what really repulses us. :)
why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?