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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Your Mom's Box (Bad Surgery/ Injury Stories) | ||||
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| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 08-19-2001 @ 12:38 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | i have had 3 arthroscopic procedures done on my right knee and one reconstruction on the same knee all done under a general with no complications. i was a police officer at the time and we were chasing two perps who had just fired shots,while chsing one of the perps i went to turn the corner and as i planted my foot i hit sand in the street needless to say my knee went oneway and my body went the other way. http://photos.yahoo.com/canweseeyourstuff | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | I've had lots of injuries,and they're all horror stories. But,the funniest was when I went to the E.R. w/a badly busted nose. The Asian Doc. grabbed my nose and gave it a wiggle...I'll never forget what he said. "Nose must be bloke,goes crick-crick!" True story,I swear.  Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... UH...I forgot what I wanted to say... | ||||
| ~FallenAingL~ Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 08-19-2001 @ 3:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | 411: Oh my ffin Lord... that's pretty disturbing, my friend. I was dead for 3 minutes after a heroin overdose. Needless to say, no more heroin. ;-) Worst physical injury has to be the time when I was thrown from my dirtbike going 25 and broke my collarbone and left arm.  Thine In Honor, FallenAingL "We each play out the part fate has written for us... Free will, is an illusion!" -Kain | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-19-2001 @ 6:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Yes, Agreed. Good show old chap, welcome to OA.com. On a side note, is anyone else distressed by the fact that Knock411 is back?
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| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-19-2001 @ 2:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | OK Kids, I think that it is time to step back in! These days Surgery (and Anesthesia) is safer than it has ever been! It was reported in the past that deaths due to anesthesia was 1 in 300,000 surgeries; recently, it was determined that this was TOO high! So, the majority of you will have no problems with surgery. That said, it is very important to ask questions until you know just what surgery is going to be performed and what it is being done for. I can't tell you the number of people (young & old) who have no idea about their medical problems and what surgeries they have had! Also, get competent Surgeons (and Anesthesiologists) to take care of you(there is alot of info out there to help you); IMHO, Nurse Practitioners, CRNA's, and Physician Assistants are not equal to MD's. quote: quote: And, no offense, but most of these reports are found not to be as serious when they are looked at. If it happens, make sure that it is reviewed by your own Doc and WELL DOCUMENTED in your records! BTW, Knock411, repair of a urethral stricture is not dangerous; it just doesn't work well. However, there are some surgeons getting good results with lasers. Talk with your Urologist. Sorry for the rant, everyone, but when you have to deal with these problems on a daily basis, it gets to you. DR. Buster Hymen DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Rone | posted on 08-19-2001 @ 2:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: i was thinking the exact same thing seph. lol i've had two surgeries. when i was 7 i had my spleen taken out, and when i was 15 i had back surgery to correct scoliosis. luckily both procedures went well.  | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 08-19-2001 @ 9:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Two years ago, I sliced myself open at my job. I walked a little too close to wire mesh that was freshly cut. Advice: Look where you're goin. I ended up with stitches on my left wrist. And no it doesn't look like a suicide attempt, it looks like a fucked up attempt. It's on the oppositew side.  Big brother to some, Enemy to others, friend to all on the board. Fandick has graduated from the O&A armored division school. Now accepting applications for expansion. | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Canweseeyourstuff, that sucks you got hurt . I hate hearing about cops getting hurt/killed on the job. <"http://www.vatican.rotten.com/triggerlocks/URL"> | ||||
| fatty chopped meat | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 1:26 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | they cut off the wrong testicle last year..... now i sound like high pitched erik | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 4:10 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | I almost forgot this one, but luckily (knock on wood...) I've never had to go under the knife. The worst thing that happened to me: in 4th grade, at a Little League game, I'm walking around handing out gum to my teammates (my dad owned a store...) and apparently not paying attention. Approaching the on-deck circle, I get a practice swing of a metal bat straight across the face. It hit right on my upper lip, exactly the right spot to lose no teeth, and not break my nose. However, I had to get stitches inside my lip, and walk around for weeks with an absolutely huge and purple lip. And an attractive speech impediment. Help those that need it. Join IBC.  WPP's Swiller Beer Pick of the Week: Yuengling Black & Tan, now available in New York | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | For all those that might care, I survived. I hurt like hell though, a lot worse then I did before I went into the hospital. They used the tube to put me under instead of just the mask like my doctor promised and I was coughing up blood for 2 days. And Dr. Buster, that is what my doctor told me so I'm just going by that. Time to go back to sleep, later people  No Crew Needed If you need to be adopted,E-Mail Me | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Welcome back! <"http://www.vatican.rotten.com/triggerlocks/URL"> | ||||
| Jennitalia | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 9:46 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Hospitaliano, I hope you're feeling better. I just had an emergency room experience over the weekend. Just Jon and I were at a party and we were playing on a trampoline. We clunked heads together and i kinda split my lip open, my tooth went thru my bottom lip and i had to get 5 stitches. i can barely talk and can only consume liquids...good thing beer is liquid  | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 10:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | welcome back hosp, glad you're ok!! feel better METS IN 2002!! thanks FN MORON...you know why | ||||
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